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Joni Ernst Roast & Ride BBQ 
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Thunder Moose posted:Is the handgun there to finish what your heart is going to start after eating that? The gun is so the people who wouldn't eat that pie have something else to eat.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:01
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 Hardee's All-American Burger quote:It contains a whopping 1,030 calories and 64 grams of fat. Just a normal burger, with a split hot dog and potato chips...   'murica
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Jun 9, 2015 04:04
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Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn! ITS BACK, LIKE BONE CANCER!!!
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Jun 9, 2015 04:36
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn! This thread is making it very clear to me that I am, in diet and temperament, indistinguishable from a raccoon because Would. Get inside me, you delicious monstrosity.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:45
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cash crab posted:This thread is making it very clear to me that I am, in diet and temperament, indistinguishable from a raccoon because Would. Get inside me, you delicious monstrosity. You have inspired me to get a raccoon avatar too. That's not pushing in on your territory, is it?
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Jun 9, 2015 04:48
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn! Ham Steak Hash? Barons can you mail me a ham steak hash doubledown?
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Jun 9, 2015 05:02
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death .cab for qt posted:Ham Steak Hash? Barons can you mail me a ham steak hash doubledown? I can't, but I can get one tomorrow and tell you how bad I feel afterwards if that helps?
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Jun 9, 2015 05:08
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You have inspired me to get a raccoon avatar too. That's not pushing in on your territory, is it? On the condition that it is this picture  and that you change your title to "SON OF CASH CRAB" or similar
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn! I think people's revulsion to the Double Down is just the irrational ick factor of having to maybe get your hands dirty because it has no bread for you to hold it with. Nutritiously, I think it's probably better than lots of other fast food monstrosities. I mean, hell, look at that Hardee's burger I posted before. The Double Down is full of salt, like nearly all other fast food, but other than the salt the nutrient balance and calorie count isn't terrible. So yeah, I ErIog has a new favorite as of 05:23 on Jun 9, 2015 |
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Jun 9, 2015 05:19
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EZipperelli posted:
call me when you're serious, son.  "The Grim Reaper is constructed with a 4lb all-beef patty, 1lb of bacon, a half dozen fried eggs, onion rings with chili-cheese Tater tots."
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Jun 9, 2015 05:26
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn! Would totally the Hawaiian.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:28
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boo_radley posted:call me when you're serious, son.  Get that, and down it with this: 
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Jun 9, 2015 05:28
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cash crab posted:On the condition that it is this picture That was unironically one of the ones I was considering. These pictures are also under consideration.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:29
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Tiberius Thyben posted:That was unironically one of the ones I was considering. These pictures are also under consideration. GARBAGE CAN GARBAGE CAN Content: 
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I think the reason the double down disgusts me the most, and it's probably the same with most people, is that KFC is a really disgusting fast food place. They make bad fast food. Their chicken is a greasy horrid mess, they use the cheapest and fakest quote unquote cheese possible and 90% of the flavour of everything they make is salt. It's like walking into party and eating the food people dumped into the trash instead of the stuff that's on the plates. Sure it's probably fine to actually eat, but it's loving gross.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
Commercially flavored vodkas are universally nasty, but a drink with fresh grapefruit and jalapeno would probably be drat tasty.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:35
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I can't, but I can get one tomorrow and tell you how bad I feel afterwards if that helps? If you post a picture of it on your table, also one half-eaten, I will do the same for the All-American with trip report 
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Jun 9, 2015 05:38
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death .cab for qt posted:If you post a picture of it on your table, also one half-eaten, I will do the same for the All-American with trip report If I buy lunch tomorrow this is gonna happen. When I die, cash crab gets my stuff.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:40
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You fucker, I want to be the YOSPOS skull poster 
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Jun 9, 2015 05:42
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:If I buy lunch tomorrow this is gonna happen. Yay! I'm gonna eat your stuff!
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Jun 9, 2015 06:00
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Not sure if this qualifies as anti-food porn, but it's one of those interesting locally popular dishes that someone's bound to hate on principle. "Chicken over the coals" from AQ Chicken, which seems to be a Big Thing in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Fried chicken that is then charcoal-grilled for a smoky flavor and charred texture. I'm not a huge fan of fried chicken in general, but I thought it was pretty good.
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Jun 9, 2015 06:27
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Rollersnake posted:Not sure if this qualifies as anti-food porn, but it's one of those interesting locally popular dishes that someone's bound to hate on principle. yeah why the hell not
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Rollersnake posted:Not sure if this qualifies as anti-food porn, but it's one of those interesting locally popular dishes that someone's bound to hate on principle.
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Jun 9, 2015 06:57
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Rollersnake posted:Not sure if this qualifies as anti-food porn, but it's one of those interesting locally popular dishes that someone's bound to hate on principle. Jesus christ stop posting food porn on here, i read this thread to be less hungry
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Jun 9, 2015 07:18
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I am hungry as gently caress so and Hardee's is 25/8 so I'm going to go see if my local Hardee's has the All American and post a trip report, since Barons is on Kiwi Time
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Jun 9, 2015 09:14
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cash crab posted:Yay! I'm gonna eat your stuff! 
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Jun 9, 2015 09:18
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Someone has recently boiled dogs in my apartment. I can smell it from the hallway. My hunger grows, and my trip begins
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Jun 9, 2015 09:18
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Good night sweet prince. Either tomorrow or the next day I will kill myself with a double down hash brown nightmare.
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Jun 9, 2015 09:22
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The burg is not on the listed menu, but they can make it. I want to stress that, in a combo, this meal costs 11.27 USD with curly fries and a drink. 
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Jun 9, 2015 09:25
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 It exists. The hotdogs and lettuce almost form a face, as if to snarl and berate me for even attempting to eat this perfect embodiment of America. The chips are soggy and in small amount, the lettuce is warm and terrifyingly white, and the hot dog appears to have been bifurcated and grilled on whatever slap they cook the burgers on.
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Jun 9, 2015 09:37
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ErIog posted:Joni Ernst Roast & Ride BBQ Ahaha, my token Republican Facebook friend was bragging about the food at this event the other day. Oh, Iowa. It does things to you.
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 The lettuce almost immediately fell out. The chips and lettuce are smothered in a greasy film, much like the characters in Junji Ito's comic Glycerine, as well as my heart and circulatory system. Notice the color of the lettuce—it is even paler without the aid of a phone camera's lens. The burger still retains its facelike qualities. I can't discern whether it is screaming in pain, anger, despair, or a mixture of the three. Given its mish-mashed components of cheeseburger, potato chips, and hot dogs, I am beginning to believe that all three options are true. It prays for death, and I am halfway to joining its congregation.
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There is a tomato on this burger. I only recognize this now, as it had fallen out of the buns while I took my first bite since the last post. It offered no flavor, texture, or contrast to the rest of the sandwich. It is light pink, fainter in color than coral or the aforementioned hot dog slices. The center of the tomato slice is pure white, and lukewarm to the touch. I found one crunchy chip. It tastes like burger grease. Potato chips were a personal favorite childhood snack, and always in plentiful amounts within my kitchen cupboards. I may not touch them for a while. I have at least seven bites to go.
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WE LOVE YOU, DEATH CAB e: and we'll miss you
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 The Hardee's bags display a prominent "EAT LIKE YOU MEAN IT" on the side. Pictured below is the lettuce, tomato, and singular bite left to finish this All American Cheeseburger, once and for all. I don't know if I ate this sandwich like I meant it. I don't think I want to know how somebody eats a sandwich like this, and means it. I went into this with a personal hunger rating scale of 4/5. I don't feel more full, nor my hunger truly sated. I believe that consuming this American amalgamation of burg and dawg has left me feeling emptier, in a way. As if this burger is just a symbol of all the life choices I made to arrive at this point, with this meal, making this post, and each bite is a just further reflection on why these choices were irrecoverable mistakes.
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I know these posts seem like a retreading of the previous article's attempt at describing this burger. I want to say, in no uncertain terms, that I went into this with a smug attitude, as if I were going to be enjoying a late night snack while Barons would endure a hardship beyond measure. This burger has filled me with a sense of dread. There is no other way to describe this experience. I have spent eleven dollars and twenty seven cents to eat a meal that has filled me only with questions about my decision-making skills. I would't recommend this to anyone. My chest throbs with a dull pain, as if Carls Jr. himself is slowly tightening his meaty grip. I have eaten all the components of the All-American Cheeseburger. The lettuce, tomato, every greasy chip, and every crumb of hot dog or hamburger left in the paper box. The bright red and yellow star still stares at me from the side of the fast-food bag. I recognize its dull, accusing, amused stare. It echoes the same face made by the All-American as I ate it—and the face I gave myself just a moment ago in the mirror, as I willed myself to hold this meal down instead of vomiting it up as soon as I was finished. I am filled with regret, disdain for grilled meat, and disappointment in all things considered All-American. I am sweating, despite my apartment being a chilly 66 degrees. I am done eating, but I doubt I am anywhere close to being finished enduring this burger. This is, truly, the All-American experience.
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Their curly fries are still loving bomb, though. 10/10 would eat these fuckers for every day of my life until I die of All-American related reasons
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death .cab for qt posted:I know these posts seem like a retreading of the previous article's attempt at describing this burger. I want to say, in no uncertain terms, that I went into this with a smug attitude, as if I were going to be enjoying a late night snack while Barons would endure a hardship beyond measure. 
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