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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

glomkettle posted:

I am deeply in love with the idea of poutine but have yet to actually try any. I decent poutine as good as it sounds or am I just gearing up for disappointment?

Good poutine is good. If you like fries with gravy, and if you like cheese, you'll love poutine.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

two separate fat sandwich shops opened up near me, i'm going to die within a month

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Alouicious posted:

two separate fat sandwich shops opened up near me, i'm going to die within a month

Post pictures! Of the sandwiches, not your actual death.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Cash Crab I hope you need a 1991 celica because I think that loving double down is actually going to kill me.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cash crab posted:

Post pictures! Of the sandwiches, not your actual death.

haven't taken any pictures of sandwiches from either place, sadly

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Paladinus posted:

You know, most of the things posted in the thread make me think, well, under right circumstances I could eat that, but this KFC monstrosity literally made me sick. My head hurts and I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.

When you break it down to its constituent parts, it's just fried chicken, cheese, ham, and BBQ sauce. I'm sure it would be easy to make an actually good version of that using quality versions of said parts.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cash Crab I hope you need a 1991 celica because I think that loving double down is actually going to kill me.

I can't drive so I am probably going to sleep in it tbh

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Cash Crab I hope you need a 1991 celica because I think that loving double down is actually going to kill me.

Hate to break this to you, but the only cure for double down poisoning is to double down on it.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Hair of the dog chickenpig. Get another double down for breakfast, and you'll be feeling real nice. Repeat as needed. In a year you can sue KFC when the paramedics have to cut a hole in the roof of your house, remove you with a crane, and take you to the hospital on a flatbed truck.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

This reminds me of this monstrosity I had at the Ballyhoo Grill in Gainesville, FL (pic stolen from yelp):



When I read the description on the menu, I thought it would be more like the one in your picture. A burger in the middle of a grilled cheese sounded pretty good. I wasn't expecting the buns to be individual grilled cheese sandwiches. It was pretty much impossible to eat like a regular burger - this tiny picture doesn't really do it justice to how big it is. You pretty much had to disassemble it and eat the parts individually. It was delicious but looking at it reminds me of how sick it made me feel for the rest of the day so it's anti-food porn to me.

e: you can't really see it in the pic but tehre's an egg in there too

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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glomkettle posted:

I am deeply in love with the idea of poutine but have yet to actually try any. I decent poutine as good as it sounds or am I just gearing up for disappointment?

Dude. No. Poutine is heaven.

I get pulled pork poutine sometimes, and it's AMAZING.



Those are my legs underneath that box. I think it weighed three pounds. It took all day to eat it. I fear for my health.

glomkettle
Sep 24, 2013

Good lord

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I moved to a new town today. No more fast food, but there is a bar/restaurant which features a double-bacon-cheeseburger with grilled cheese sandwiches instead of buns.

I may just post one final hurrah, because it is ridiculous looking, but I don't want this silly food-review thing to wear out its welcome. Wish me luck tomorrow.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Since this is now the 'post food you want to eat' thread, here's a costco poutine. It costs, like, 4,50.



I also had a Butter Chicken poutine once. It was pretty good, though I tend toward the basic one.

Edit: Might as well mention. There's also a dish in Newfoundland called "Chips, dressing and gravy", it's fries topped with turkey dressing and gravy.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How is poutine with cream gravy?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Pomp posted:

How is poutine with cream gravy?

I've had this with extremely crispy, heavily-fried french fries and fried egg along with the cheese curds. It was a very breakfasty sort of poutine, but cream gravy always makes me feel sick if I eat too much of it, so I only had a few bites. Extremely good, but cream gravy is not used in traditional poutine

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn!



ITS BACK, LIKE BONE CANCER!!!

I think I posed these like 2 months ago with the story of a friend who used to go out of his way at least 3 times a week to have 2-3 for lunch when we were at uni :barf:

Nice to see they added loving ham steak and a hash brown to it :barf:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Gridlocked posted:

I think I posed these like 2 months ago with the story of a friend who used to go out of his way at least 3 times a week to have 2-3 for lunch when we were at uni :barf:

Nice to see they added loving ham steak and a hash brown to it :barf:

Why wouldn't you want a ham steak and hash browns on it? Are you on a diet, or something?

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Apparently Stockholm is totally bereft of poutine serving establishments. I want to try it. :(

On a happy note, I'll probably be visiting Halifax for business related stuff later this summer! I'll make sure to snap a photo if I get a chance.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Why wouldn't you want a ham steak and hash browns on it? Are you on a diet, or something?

I'm not a huge fan of ham. I eat a large amount of it at Christmas due to the fact my family traditionally gets a big rear end ham on the bone which lasts from two weeks before Christmas till about the start of February. During this time at least 3 dinners a week contain ham, as well as any and all sandwiches being ham. I get hammed out. I only recover from this hump around July when I start eating it in small amounts again.

death .cab for qt posted:

I know these posts seem like a retreading of the previous article's attempt at describing this burger. I want to say, in no uncertain terms, that I went into this with a smug attitude, as if I were going to be enjoying a late night snack while Barons would endure a hardship beyond measure.

This burger has filled me with a sense of dread. There is no other way to describe this experience. I have spent eleven dollars and twenty seven cents to eat a meal that has filled me only with questions about my decision-making skills. I would't recommend this to anyone. My chest throbs with a dull pain, as if Carls Jr. himself is slowly tightening his meaty grip.

I have eaten all the components of the All-American Cheeseburger. The lettuce, tomato, every greasy chip, and every crumb of hot dog or hamburger left in the paper box. The bright red and yellow star still stares at me from the side of the fast-food bag. I recognize its dull, accusing, amused stare. It echoes the same face made by the All-American as I ate it—and the face I gave myself just a moment ago in the mirror, as I willed myself to hold this meal down instead of vomiting it up as soon as I was finished.

I am filled with regret, disdain for grilled meat, and disappointment in all things considered All-American. I am sweating, despite my apartment being a chilly 66 degrees. I am done eating, but I doubt I am anywhere close to being finished enduring this burger.

This is, truly, the All-American experience.

death .cab for qt posted:

Their curly fries are still loving bomb, though. 10/10 would eat these fuckers for every day of my life until I die of All-American related reasons

I feel a large amount of temptation to purchase, eat, picture and describe the experience of purchasing and devouring the Australian Double Down (assuming we have them currently) in an attempt to mirror my old mate from Uni so that you all my share in the experience.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
I work at a KFC and can confirm that Double Downs are gross and horrible. They had one with grilled chicken when they first came out that was actually pretty drat healthy for fast food, to their credit. We haven't carried them at my store for like 3 years, other places might still have them, idk.

We just had the normal one with cheese, bacon, and sauce here in America though. Those Aussie ones are crazy.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Turfahurf posted:

I work at a KFC and can confirm that Double Downs are gross and horrible. They had one with grilled chicken when they first came out that was actually pretty drat healthy for fast food, to their credit. We haven't carried them at my store for like 3 years, other places might still have them, idk.

We just had the normal one with cheese, bacon, and sauce here in America though. Those Aussie ones are crazy.

*NZ ones.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if they appear here soon :v: I just checked KFCs website and they don't have them listed as available in Australia.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

ubergnu posted:

Apparently Stockholm is totally bereft of poutine serving establishments. I want try it. :(

On a happy note, I'll probably be visiting Halifax for business related stuff later this summer! I'll make sure to snap a photo if I get a chance.
If any stores sell cheese curds, you can make it.

Canada demands it.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

ubergnu posted:

Apparently Stockholm is totally bereft of poutine serving establishments. I want try it. :(

On a happy note, I'll probably be visiting Halifax for business related stuff later this summer! I'll make sure to snap a photo if I get a chance.

It's 3 ingredients and fairly easy to make.

Hardest part is the fries. You want them crispy, not soggy. I usually just bake pre-cut fries instead of futzing with frying.

You want your gravy to be hot and ready once the fries are done. Homemade duck gravy will be phenomenal, but packaged turkey gravy can work in a pinch, as long as it's gravy you already know you like.

Finally, cheese curds. No pussyfooting around this one. You need real, squeaky, quality curds. You can usually find them in chain grocery stores, but the best I've found them wad actually from a butcher who sold cheeses as well. Those fuckers squeaked.

Pout hot gravy over freshly cooked fried, and top with cold cheese curds. You want them chilled, not warmed. Eat happily and heartily, but remember: the Quebecois are not forgiven the sin of being Quebecois just because they have poutine

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Listen to these people. Make the poutine. Even if it's not perfect, it's still fantastic. Make it a drunk dinner for your friends late one night. You will be revered as a king for the remainder of your days.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I remember the having chips with grated cheese and BBQ sauce was all the rage in high school. I still sneaky make it for myself if I have some left over chips from fish and chips.

I guess it's like Australian poutine?

Black Mage Knight
Jan 25, 2012

stop biting my cape
I regularly order Donair Poutine (not to be confused with a Poutine Donair) when I am hanging out with friends at University, and I am seriously surprised I am not overweight at this point. You know what though. If I was it would still be worth it.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Black Mage Knight posted:

:siren: I am not overweight at this point. :siren:

Don't lie in PYF, especially in a food thread.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

ubergnu posted:

Apparently Stockholm is totally bereft of poutine serving establishments. I want to try it. :(

On a happy note, I'll probably be visiting Halifax for business related stuff later this summer! I'll make sure to snap a photo if I get a chance.

the gravy for poutine is pretty much brunsås, and the closest you can get to cheese curds is probably the white cheese in brine sold in Mideastern groceries.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
My state borders Canada and there are zero places that sell poutine here that I know of.

I got a DUI a few years ago so I'm literally banned from entering Canada ever now. I just want some poutine, it sounds really good. Also I haven't driven drunk since before people start making GBS threads on me.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

death .cab for qt posted:

It's 3 ingredients and fairly easy to make.

Hardest part is the fries. You want them crispy, not soggy. I usually just bake pre-cut fries instead of futzing with frying.

You want your gravy to be hot and ready once the fries are done. Homemade duck gravy will be phenomenal, but packaged turkey gravy can work in a pinch, as long as it's gravy you already know you like.

Finally, cheese curds. No pussyfooting around this one. You need real, squeaky, quality curds. You can usually find them in chain grocery stores, but the best I've found them wad actually from a butcher who sold cheeses as well. Those fuckers squeaked.

Pout hot gravy over freshly cooked fried, and top with cold cheese curds. You want them chilled, not warmed. Eat happily and heartily, but remember: the Quebecois are not forgiven the sin of being Quebecois just because they have poutine

I've never had luck with supermarket curds in god's chosen country of the USA, but the ones from Tillamook cheese factory in Oregon are squeaky as hell and delicious

I had poutine from the vancouver zoo when I went, it was okay

e. nevermind it was the aquarium

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Gridlocked posted:

I remember the having chips with grated cheese and BBQ sauce was all the rage in high school. I still sneaky make it for myself if I have some left over chips from fish and chips.

I guess it's like Australian poutine?

We call 'em Cheezy Weezys

Double dipped chips (fries) with grated cheese and sauce of your choice on top

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Round here we call fries with gravy and cheese disco fries

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Tonight's dinner.



I didn't want to go to the shops, so I just had a look at what was already in the house. Frozen vegetables, chicken nuggets, some grated cheese. Add some milk, herbs, garlic, tabasco. Good enough when I'm just cooking for myself.

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slingshot effect
Sep 28, 2009

the wonderful wizard of welp

Gridlocked posted:

I remember the having chips with grated cheese and BBQ sauce was all the rage in high school. I still sneaky make it for myself if I have some left over chips from fish and chips.

I guess it's like Australian poutine?

Nah. The closet Australia has to poutine is going to the nearest cornershop and giving the smiling Chinese bloke behind the greasy bain marie five bucks to fill a cardboard box of hot chips with as much dark brown mystery gravy as the box can handle without losing its structural integrity.

Drink pairing choice: a slightly lukewarm can of Pasito.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


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Tiggum posted:

Tonight's dinner.



I didn't want to go to the shops, so I just had a look at what was already in the house. Frozen vegetables, chicken nuggets, some grated cheese. Add some milk, herbs, garlic, tabasco. Good enough when I'm just cooking for myself.

You know you could have vastly improved this by simply frying the nuggets separately.

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slingshot effect posted:

Nah. The closet Australia has to poutine is going to the nearest cornershop and giving the smiling Chinese bloke behind the greasy bain marie five bucks to fill a cardboard box of hot chips with as much dark brown mystery gravy as the box can handle without losing its structural integrity.

Drink pairing choice: a slightly lukewarm can of Pasito.

This is sadly true. Except the guy behind the counter is always a rad kiwi guy or an ancient and terrifying Germanic lady in my area. Always.

I mostly read this thread to make me not hungry, and all this talk about poutine just makes me sad that I cannot experience it. I can't even find cheese curds here in tyool 2015. I don't even like chips but goddamn do I want poutine like nothing else in this world.

Although I've heard that if you're super lucky they might try to make you lovely poutine with fake cheese at lord of the fries, if any Aus goons can confirm/deny or tell me how to acquire cheese curds, the future deathfat me would greatly appreciate it.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I was famished after a marathon 16 hour workday last year and my body said "closest restaurant, biggest thing they serve or I'm out" so I went across the street to the Hardee's and ordered one of these. It was pretty fuckin' good, though I promptly went into a loving food coma afterwards. Those fries on the top layer are actually breaded and fried jalapeno strips.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Don't lie in PYF, especially in a food thread.
Only one doing any lying in here is BARONS, on a stretcher after consuming that monstrosity


Also I may go order a regional delicacy for lunch today and show y'all what we eat in the Land of Lincoln

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

I refuse to stand idly by while people disparage the Carl's Jr. Philly Cheese Steak Burger. That is a phenomenal burg.

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Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

You know you could have vastly improved this by simply frying the nuggets separately.

He said he's cooking for himself. Were it me, I'd just eat it frozen with ketchup.

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