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Kilza posted:Oh my god I experienced all of these stages as well.  also Oilers status: finally back baby
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2027 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Drew Doughty John Tavares (1399gp - 685g - 657a - 1342p) Matt Duchene Erik Karlsson (1370gp - 287g - 800a - 1087p) Evander Kane John Carlson Victor Hedman Michael del Zotto Brayden Schenn TJ Brodie Gabriel Bourque Jake Gardiner Ryan Ellis Brenden Dillon Mikael Granlund Devante Smith-Pelly Chris Kreider Brett Connolly Antoine Roussel Jeremy Morin Jason Zucker Erik Gudbranson Tyler Johnson Marcus Foligno Quinton Howden Casey Cizikas Travis Hamonic Tomas Tatar Martin Marincin Jarred Tinordi Nick Leddy Gustav Nyquist Andrej Sustr Simon Despres Alex Petrovic David Runblad Dennis Everberg Brandon Pirri Adam Erne Dimitrij Jaskin Kevin Gravel Brenden Kichton Peter Holland Jiri Sekac Adam Bignell Patrik Nemeth Viktor Loov Connor Brown Keaton Ellerby Henri Ikonen Cedric Paquette Tuuka Rask Sergei Bobrovsky Frederik Andersen Robin Lehner Jack Campbell Sami Aittokallio Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $7.6mil/2yr contract CGY -- re-signed L. Gallant to a $33.5mil/4yr contract CHI -- re-signed S. Pepperdick to a $40mil/4yr contract DAL -- re-signed W. van Steamsdyk to a $3.3mil/1yr contract NJD -- re-signed R.W. Picklechips to a $48.7mil/4yr contract NYR -- re-signed A. Robertson to a $4.6mil/2yr contract OTT -- re-signed S. Satonaka to a $24.6mil/3yr contract OTT -- re-signed I. Strelkov to a $1.4mil/1yr contract PHI -- re-signed ThinkTank to a $13.5mil/2yr contract SJS -- re-signed S. Samuelsson to a $2.2mil/2yr contract TBL -- re-signed H. Chavez to a $4.4mil/2yr contract OTT -- signed C. Buttworth to a $2.2mil/2yr contract NYI -- signed Sean Monahan (C, 89 OVR) to a 5yr contract Top 10 Forward Salaries
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Yess after all these years, finally playing on the first pairing on my right side. Thanks for retiring, Doughty!
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Jun 5, 2015 22:18
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quote:Comments Felix currently has two contracts running simultaneously.
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STL puts Wang back on the 2nd line, it only took 2 years of putting up 40 goals + a year on the 4th line still hitting 50 points e: loving 82 OVR J. Schwartz is STILL ahead of Wang! St. Louis is retarded
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JawKnee posted:STL puts Wang back on the 2nd line, it only took 2 years of putting up 40 goals + a year on the 4th line still hitting 50 points I don't get where you are seeing 4th Line from. Either 3rd or 2nd line.
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Hockles posted:I don't get where you are seeing 4th Line from. Either 3rd or 2nd line. last season Wang averaged 10 minutes per game, even though the previous season where he'd been on the 3rd he'd averaged 13 mins
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JawKnee posted:last season Wang averaged 10 minutes per game, even though the previous season where he'd been on the 3rd he'd averaged 13 mins Probably just means he gets limited Special Teams time
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I like my explanation more  it's easy to hate the team that isn't putting him on the 1st
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Cool Ralphy signed another exorbitant contract to play second fiddle to Gretzky 2.0. Another year without an ASG, another year without a cup.
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Hockles posted:Comments Based on what I know playing Dynasty Mode/Be a GM in the previous games, I think it's because Toronto was under the cap floor to begin the season. Since they can't have them be under the floor, the game will automatically make all salaries on Toronto's roster increase in order to make them cap compliant. This, in turn, makes Felix's salary rise. This is more or less based on the fact I dicked around with a custom team in several NHL games, and had all my original players salaries increase a ton when I left the cap on because I would have been way under the floor otherwise. I could be wrong, though.
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Hockles posted:CHI -- re-signed S. Pepperdick to a $40mil/4yr contract HA! Even I think they overpaid. My hand nearly burst into flames trying to sign it so fast. May not have a Cup, but at least I'm rich.
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Kilza posted:Based on what I know playing Dynasty Mode/Be a GM in the previous games, I think it's because Toronto was under the cap floor to begin the season. Since they can't have them be under the floor, the game will automatically make all salaries on Toronto's roster increase in order to make them cap compliant. This, in turn, makes Felix's salary rise. I literally never knew this game included a cap floor. In years past, I would have star players get huge raises randomly, even when they weren't ending/renewing contracts. (You can't renew a contract/do extensions at all until the contract expires)
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All-Star Break 2028 Update All-Stars East -- Shinichi Satonaka (Starting Left Wing) East -- Jamwad Hilder (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Aaron Athanatos (3rd Line D-Pairing) West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Center) West -- The Kingston Kid (2nd Line Center) West -- Prodigious Wang (3rd Line Left Wing) West -- Liam Gallant (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Milkbags O'Leary (3rd D-Pairing) Your friendly reminder that lines are determined only by OVR Notable Stats Athanatos leads the league in Points; Lemur is 2nd; O'Leary is 8th Lemur is 2nd in Goals; ThinkTank is 4th; Helar/Hilder/O'Bourke are 6th Athanatos leads the league in Assists; O'Leary is 3rd Athanatos/Hockles/O'Bourke are 2nd in +/-; Lemur is 7th Bitdiddle is 4th in Hits Picklechips leads the league in PIM; O'Bourke is 2nd; Windros Jr is 4th; Stats is 5th; Bitdiddle is 6th Delacour is 3rd in Wins; Robertson & Strelkov are 5th; Kilza & Pepperdick are 8th Delacour is 2nd in GAA; Strelkov is 7th Delacour is 2nd in SV% Transaction News 12/13/27 -- NSH gets: Adam Larson (D, 86 OVR) 12/13/27 -- NJD gets: 2028 3rd Round Pick, 2028 2nd Round Pick, a prospect 12/25/27 -- PIT gets: Jaden Schwartz (LW, 82 OVR) 12/25/27 -- STL gets: 2 prospects Injury Report TOR -- F. Orphansbane is out with a Broken Ankle. Expected return is 2/19/28  Comments Wang's present arrives on Christmas. Schwartz is traded and he is now starting. Apparently Yokozuna was relegated to backup duty. Oilers. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Hockles posted:Your friendly reminder that lines are determined only by OVR That explains a lot. quote:Notable Stats 
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Kyrosiris posted:That explains a lot. Well, All-Star Game lines. Regular lines are a mystery.
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Windros just under a ppg and he's denied the opportunity to punch people at the ASG. Booooooo
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Backup in Tampa again. Only 2m a year. Wtf, I have 2 Calder cup MVPs and my name is on Stanley.
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2028 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 2nd Period 5:19 -- (West) T. Hall (T. Kingston Kid, L. Gallant) 3rd Period 6:37 -- (East) J. Hilder (C. McDavid) 10:41 - (East) P. O'Bourke (J. Drouin, J. Eichel) Penalty Summary 1st Period 0:47 -- (East) T. Rank -- Checking from Behind (Minor) 9:24 -- (West) J. Gaudreau -- Cross Checking (Minor) 2nd Period 1:34 -- (West) V. Pokka -- Elbowing (Minor) 2:19 -- (East) J. Drouin -- Holding (Minor) 7:09 -- (East) D. Pouliot -- Holding the Stick (Minor) 8:34 -- (West) F. Lemur -- Holding (Minor) 10:17 - (East) S. Monahan -- High Sticking (Minor) 3rd Period 0:31 -- (East) M. Reilly -- Tripping (Minor) 1:59 -- (West) V. Pokka -- Holding (Minor) 2:19 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- Hooking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Jack Flinn (31 saves, 1.00 GAA, .969 SV%) 2) (West) Bradley van Schubert (33 saves, 1.01 GAA, .943 SV%) 3) (East) Potatoes O'Bourke (1 goal, +2)  
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End of 2027-28 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Lemur lead the league in Points; Athanatos is 2nd Lemur lead the league in Goals; ThinkTank is 2nd; O'Bourke is 4th; Hilder is 6th; Kingston Kid is 8th Athanatos leads the league in Assists; O'Leary is 4th; Lemur is 6th Lemur lead the league in +/-; Hockles is 2nd; Athanatos is 3rd; O'Bourke is 7th Bitdiddle finished 5th in Hits Picklechips lead the league in PIM; O'Bourke is 2nd; Stats is 4th; Windros Jr is 5th; Bitdiddle is 6th; Crushinator is 8th Robertson finished 2nd in Wins; Strelkov is 6th; Kilza is 7th; Yokozuna is 8th Yokozuna finished 5th in GAA; Strelkov is 8th Yokozuna finished 4th in SV%; Orphansbane is 7th Transaction News 1/26/28 -- DAL gets: 2028 2nd Round Pick, a prospect 1/26/28 -- PIT gets: Tyler Seguin (C, 86 OVR) 2/1/28 -- COL gets: 2029 3rd Round Pick, 2 prospects 2/1/28 -- VAN gets: Gabriel Landeskog (LW, 86 OVR) 2/3/28 -- DET gets: Zac MacKay (C, 86 OVR) 2/3/28 -- STL gets: 3 prospects 2/3/28 -- ANA gets: Murray Esche (G, 85 OVR) 2/3/28 -- FLA gets: Nick Ritchie (LW, 84 OVR) and Lasse Luomala ( 3/1/28 -- DET gets: Ron Tenute (LW, 86), 2028 3rd Round Pick 3/1/28 -- WPG gets: 3 prospects 3/3/28 -- SJS gets: Vladislav Namestnikov (C, 82 OVR) 3/3/28 -- TBL gets: 2 prospects Injury Report CGY -- L. Gallant is out with a Neck Strain. Expected return is 4/19/28. CHI -- S. Pepperdick is out with a Torn Hamstring. Expected return is 6/5/28  Comments The Rangers make the playoffs, again! If Robertson doesn't get deleted from the game before I start the next update, he should be the last player to play a playoff game. Lemur finally catches the elusive Art Ross Trophy, and he should pick up some other hardware too Athanatos should win another Norris Central is still bad. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Windros the dish master and penalty disaster, yeahhhhh I like that Think and Windros basically have opposite goal/assist stats hahaha. Philly back in the playoffs! i've been playing my own BeAGM recently and it needs to be said what a goddamn task it is to do what Hockles does. This game is such a poorly designed piece of poo poo that it makes it so drat difficult to track all of the stuff Hockes does. Thanks again! THE MACHO MAN fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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THE MACHO MAN posted:i've been playing my own BeAGM recently and it needs to be said what a goddamn task it is to do what Hockles does. This game is such a poorly designed piece of poo poo that it makes it so drat difficult to track all of the stuff Hockes does. Thanks again! Thanks, buddy. I'll never get tired of being praised for this.  Surprisingly, this game actually beats Madden on a BAP experiment, as Dubious tried to do his own BAP in Madden, but it just doesn't work.
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THE MACHO MAN posted:i've been playing my own BeAGM recently and it needs to be said what a goddamn task it is to do what Hockles does. This game is such a poorly designed piece of poo poo that it makes it so drat difficult to track all of the stuff Hockes does. Thanks again! It's really rad.  I'm also way more invested into something like this than I'd ever thought I would be. I also love freaking out my girlfriend with trade updates from BAP-iverse; when I simply said "oh wow, Jamie Benn is with the Devils now" she about lost her poo poo, it was great.
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The only goalie stat that counts are wins Ready for 1st round exit
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THE MACHO MAN posted:I like that Think and Windros basically have opposite goal/assist stats hahaha. Philly back in the playoffs! Think and Windros, Bros 4 Lyfe. Time to captain this team to a cup.
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Hockles posted:Transaction News Not again, Pittsburgh. 
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Hockles posted:Upcoming Free-Agents You better pay me big time, Pittsburgh, or else.
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