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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

slingshot effect posted:

Nah. The closet Australia has to poutine is going to the nearest cornershop and giving the smiling Chinese bloke behind the greasy bain marie five bucks to fill a cardboard box of hot chips with as much dark brown mystery gravy as the box can handle without losing its structural integrity.

Drink pairing choice: a slightly lukewarm can of Pasito.

I used to work in a cornershop and we didn't fill your cardboard box with mystery gravy.

a) The gravy was premixed Gravox combined with some chicken fat from roasting our chickens for the Chicken and Chips meal deal.

b) You got ONE ladle of gravy per 30c and that wasn't enough to destroy the box. We were super stringent on our gravy/sauce rules.


God I miss those days sometimes. It was a menial stupid job but it was fun; also I got to eat everything at cost :v: gently caress yeah have myself some chips and a pie from our local bakers every shift for half price. And I could buy cartons of Coke for cost as well.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Japanese style hot dog pizza coming to a pizza hut near you

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-10/pizza-hut-debuts-hot-dog-pizza-in-push-to-reignite-sales-growth

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:


Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Trip report 24H after Dose (1x double down hamsteak hash orally)

Slept terribly because I kept getting cramps in my legs from the 5-10x my normal sodium intake

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

When it's shark week all I want is fried chicken so if it was the right moment I would devour this.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Replace "hot dogs" with real sausage rolls and MAAAAYBE they have a "I'll try it once" from me.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

They should have called it the Total Recall.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

If this thread turns into "goons try really gross fast food and post trip reports with pictures" I would be perfectly okay with that.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

There is no may, there is only do.

Your brethren call upon YOU to glorify us with your sacrifice. (Go ahead and paint your mouth chrome first, just in case.)

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

OctoberBlues posted:

If this thread turns into "goons try really gross fast food and post trip reports with pictures" I would be perfectly okay with that.

I recommend people don't do it. Not because it's not funny but because you will all die.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




I will do this when it happens. I'll have a writeup, with assorted thoughts from some friends who will help me.

God help my dumb soul.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Will go to T-Breezy tomorrow morning and get various breakfast items to eat and sacrifice my stomach (and possibly waistline) for the thread.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy
Didn't do it for this thread but I did try that jalapeņo popper burger Carl's Jr makes. It was pretty underwhelming.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Decrepus posted:

They should have called it the Total Recall.

nice

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Picnic Princess posted:

Dude. No. Poutine is heaven.

I get pulled pork poutine sometimes, and it's AMAZING.



Those are my legs underneath that box. I think it weighed three pounds. It took all day to eat it. I fear for my health.

Where did you get this? I think you're also in Calgary, and I want some of that ASAP.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255
Is the dingdong/ice cream sandwich made with one dingdong split in half or two? Is then all frozen together?


I have ingredients.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Trip report 24H after Dose (1x double down hamsteak hash orally)

Slept terribly because I kept getting cramps in my legs from the 5-10x my normal sodium intake

Did you double down on the diarrhea or was it just the normal amount for kfc?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Efexeye posted:

I refuse to stand idly by while people disparage the Carl's Jr. Philly Cheese Steak Burger. That is a phenomenal burg.

yeah eating a fresh one of those is truly amazing, and I will be incredibly happy when they become available again, cause in the area I'm currently living in(Murrieta, Inland Empire, California) there's literally nowhere you can get a decent Cheese-Steak and it is agonizing, and that will reduce my agony to acceptable levels


bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

would totally eat


OctoberBlues posted:

If this thread turns into "goons try really gross fast food and post trip reports with pictures" I would be perfectly okay with that.

I'll have to contribute to that when I go to Anime Expo in July


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I recommend people don't do it. Not because it's not funny but because you will all die.


we who are about to die salute you



big mean giraffe posted:

Didn't do it for this thread but I did try that jalapeņo popper burger Carl's Jr makes. It was pretty underwhelming.

I thought it was decent, but if I were to have it again I'd have them hold on the raw Jalapeno slices, or at least go easy on them(also I like their poppers, but that's due to me really liking poppers, and Carl's Jr's ones are basically the same as the ones Wienerschnitzel sells)



mds2 posted:

Is the dingdong/ice cream sandwich made with one dingdong split in half or two? Is then all frozen together?


I have ingredients.

one Ding Dong cut in half, also they make them fresh and put them in a little plastic baggy that's sealed with a sticker before they give them to you(the ice cream Carl's Jr uses for these and their shakes/malts is really good, they'd probably make fat bank if they sold it in cones as well)


also somewhat related to this thread's primary topic, today after bombing the written test for getting my driver's licence twice in a row, I needed to bury the mounting depression I got from that beneath junk food(I'll admit I might have a problem), so while getting groceries at a local Ralph's, I grabbed some potato wedges and a "Red Hot Burrito" from their deli section to shove down my throat and bury my self-loathing beneath a bunch of carbs and fat, the potato wedges were good for the most part(albeit it a little dry), but that so-called Burrito was one of the worst things I've eaten in a while, it was dry, crumbly, greasy, and incredibly bland, everything a good burrito shouldn't be

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Where did you get this? I think you're also in Calgary, and I want some of that ASAP.

At the zoo,amazingly, at the concession called Tusk and Grill opposite the camels. Kind of expensive poutine unless you want to visit the zoo anyway.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

drrockso20 posted:


I thought it was decent, but if I were to have it again I'd have them hold on the raw Jalapeno slices

Yeah I took most of mine off, it was just way too much jalapeņo flavor going on, wasn't even that spicy.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Picnic Princess posted:

At the zoo,amazingly, at the concession called Tusk and Grill opposite the camels. Kind of expensive poutine unless you want to visit the zoo anyway.

Thanks! That's perfect actually, I'm going to the zoo soon anyway.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Although I've heard that if you're super lucky they might try to make you lovely poutine with fake cheese at lord of the fries

Fake gravy, too. Lord of the Fries is just terrible.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Turfahurf posted:

My state borders Canada and there are zero places that sell poutine here that I know of.

I got a DUI a few years ago so I'm literally banned from entering Canada ever now. I just want some poutine, it sounds really good. Also I haven't driven drunk since before people start making GBS threads on me.

Poutine seems like it's becoming more common depending on where you live. Appalachian Brewing Company locations in PA has it for example and it's really good, pretty much indistinguishable from Canadian stuff

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Fake gravy, too. Lord of the Fries is just terrible.

Why would a restaurant name itself after a book about murderous children :psyduck:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tiggum posted:

Tonight's dinner.



I didn't want to go to the shops, so I just had a look at what was already in the house. Frozen vegetables, chicken nuggets, some grated cheese. Add some milk, herbs, garlic, tabasco. Good enough when I'm just cooking for myself.

Alright mister "that's not how this food is supposed to be", you're banned from being a weird little turd about food ever again

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Gamma Nerd posted:

Why would a restaurant name itself after a book about murderous children :psyduck:

IDK but if they don't have a pork-based poutine dish called Piggy, they're loving up.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gamma Nerd posted:

Why would a restaurant name itself after a book about murderous children :psyduck:

Sucks to your poutine-mar... Or something.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gamma Nerd posted:

Why would a restaurant name itself after a book about murderous children :psyduck:
My guess is they were looking for a name, realised that "fries" sounds like "flies" and then didn't think any more about it.

Wasabi the J posted:

IDK but if they don't have a pork-based poutine dish called Piggy, they're loving up.
They're vegetarian, so they definitely don't. They sell fake-beef and fake-chicken burgers and "vegetarian hotdogs" (whatever that means) and "nuggets" that are made of something that definitely isn't chicken but is terrible. Their chips aren't even particularly good, and they cover them in way too much sauce.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tiggum posted:

My guess is they were looking for a name, realised that "fries" sounds like "flies" and then didn't think any more about it.

They're vegetarian, so they definitely don't. They sell fake-beef and fake-chicken burgers and "vegetarian hotdogs" (whatever that means) and "nuggets" that are made of something that definitely isn't chicken but is terrible. Their chips aren't even particularly good, and they cover them in way too much sauce.

Vegetarian poutine sounds like the definition of loving up.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

We're going to end up with 4 on one bun and this whole horrific arms race will continue.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm feeling like I should eat that sweet potato pizza monstrosity for the thread, but it would ruin my diet and be really expensive...

Here is a very ugly school lunch. I guessed it would be from the U.S., but ti seems it's actually from the U.K.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The double down of hotdogs

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The double down of hotdogs



You're not supposed to post food porn in here, man!

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The double down of hotdogs



Yeah this looks great. A quality looking dog and an actual sausage. Would.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

bringmyfishback posted:

I'm feeling like I should eat that sweet potato pizza monstrosity for the thread, but it would ruin my diet and be really expensive...

Here is a very ugly school lunch. I guessed it would be from the U.S., but ti seems it's actually from the U.K.



Those brand are american and so is the blog so your first guess was probably right.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

bringmyfishback posted:

I'm feeling like I should eat that sweet potato pizza monstrosity for the thread, but it would ruin my diet and be really expensive...

Here is a very ugly school lunch. I guessed it would be from the U.S., but ti seems it's actually from the U.K.



This is what the school lunches looked like back when I lived in Alaska. As if 24 hours of darkness isn't depressing enough...

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Wasabi the J posted:

Vegetarian poutine sounds like the definition of loving up.

A vegetarian place near me makes amazing vegetarian poutine, it's like a mushroom based gravy instead but honestly it tastes pretty much identical to regular brown gravy, local cheese curds and they're fries are awesome so it's great.

The whole place is anti-food porn, they have huge, amazing burgers and chick pea fries which oddly enough, taste like KFC breading to me.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The double down of hotdogs



This is peak "yo dawg, I heard you like..." meme, here.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

JacquelineDempsey posted:

This is peak "yo dawg, I heard you like..." meme, here.

A hot dog and a sausage are not the same thing so the meme doesn't apply. :colbert:

Also, don't you mean "yo dog...?"

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ErIog posted:

A hot dog and a sausage are not the same thing so the meme doesn't apply. :colbert:

Also, don't you mean "yo dog...?"

Hot dog is a type of sausage. Hot dog on a bun is a sandwich. :c00lbert:

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