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Supraluminal posted:Any explanation for those who don't get it? Rand Paul looks like a Fisher Price toy phone, and the joke is that he looks like a more upscale business phone with new hair. How anybody could ever forget that joke is beyond me. Every time I see a picture of Rand Paul I am forcibly reminded of it.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:59
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Supraluminal posted:Any explanation for those who don't get it? I pointed out a while back that Randpaul looked like a toy phone and it stuck. Now that he's been given the Evan Bayh treatment he's a grown-rear end adult phone you'd find in an unassuming cubicle somewhere.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:01
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FAUXTON posted:I pointed out a while back that Randpaul looked like a toy phone and it stuck. Now that he's been given the Evan Bayh treatment he's a grown-rear end adult phone you'd find in an unassuming cubicle somewhere. Rand Paul: a phony on multiple fronts.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:05
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bartlebyshop posted:He reminds me of all the physicists I know who spend their days dealing with a bunch of particles that collectively all want the same thing and talk about how the economy and stock market just aren't that complicated, why haven't we just tried a flat tax yet? Which physicists have you been talking to? Don't think I've seen a lot of libertarians in my department.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:13
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ErIog posted:Rand Paul: a phony on multiple fronts. Beloved by children who hear exactly what they want to hear from him.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:26
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Gatts posted:I hope Hillary wins. I hope she has an affair with Monica. I hope she gives a press conference admitting it and Bill is behind her giving a lip bite and thumbs up when she says she rocked her world. I hope... Hillary nailed Huma Abedin. She don't need no Monica. 
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Jun 11, 2015 05:35
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Which physicists have you been talking to? Don't think I've seen a lot of libertarians in my department. Most physicists aren't libertarians but the ones that are, are really loud about it.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:45
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Jun 11, 2015 05:48
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair.  Can't wait to see Rand Paul as Petyr Baelish. "Chaos is a ladder" indeed. 
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Jun 11, 2015 06:07
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Mo_Steel posted:Can't wait to see Rand Paul as Petyr Baelish. "Chaos is a ladder" indeed. You can call him Littleringer.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:10
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FAUXTON posted:You can call him Littleringer. Ahahahahaha
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Jun 11, 2015 06:17
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. Better Call Paul.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:22
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FAUXTON posted:You can call him Littleringer. U on fire tonight m8
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Jun 11, 2015 06:24
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No, sir, I do believe that it is this that is
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Jun 11, 2015 06:24
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The Shortest Path posted:Better Call Paul. That looks like Paul's hair melded itself to Adam Sandler's head.
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Jun 11, 2015 06:25
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FAUXTON posted:You can call him Littleringer.  "Look around you, we're all liars here, and every one of us is better than you. "
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Jun 11, 2015 06:36
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Mr Hootington posted:Hey New New Hampshire goons! I found your campaign appearance tracker. If anyone from that state wants to go some campaign stops and bring back a trip report that would be cool. I hope you can find the time to do this every day
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Jun 11, 2015 08:01
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Aliquid posted:Is it me or are the 2016 campaigns across the board getting a little smarter with humor than in years past? I don't recall much intentional funny out of Republicans, unless you count when Cruz mocked Biden the day he buried his son.
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Jun 11, 2015 08:22
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FAUXTON posted:You can call him Littleringer. 
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Jun 11, 2015 08:29
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Something something A Song of Ice and Fiorina
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Jun 11, 2015 09:35
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Fulchrum posted:Something something A Song of Ice and Fiorina Donald Trump: A Song of ISIS and (You're) Fired
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Jun 11, 2015 11:51
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A song of whites and ire.
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Jun 11, 2015 12:49
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mlmp08 posted:A song of whites and ire.  E: a song of  Christopher Lee
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Jun 11, 2015 12:50
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Mr Hootington posted:Ted Cruz gets a key endorsement. Down and to the left. This is a pro click. Click this if you click anything. If your worried about a watch list don't watch this. He's like a hick version of the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse. Too bad he doesn't sing songs.
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Jun 11, 2015 13:28
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ErIog posted:Rand Paul looks like a Fisher Price toy phone, and the joke is that he looks like a more upscale business phone with new hair.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:13
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Buzzfeed posted:John Perry, a prolific author who co-wrote two books with former Arkansas governor and presidential candidate Mike Huckabee and co-wrote one with Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore, was accused of child molestation in two separate lawsuits, BuzzFeed News has found. A second child molester has hit the Huckabee campaign.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:28
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Fox and the New Hampshire Union Leader are both scheduling runner-up debates on August 6. They're both getting around the RNC rules that state that candidates can't participate in unsanctioned debates by calling these "forums" and having the candidates speak one-at-a-time to the crowd rather than a "debate" question-and-answer format. Fox will require the losers to still be polling at least 1%, while the Union Leader is just requiring that they have an "established campaign and staffing". I believe Vermin Supreme qualifies under those criteria! The Union Leader forum will be on C-SPAN. That means there's going to be something live five hours of "debates" on August 6. 
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Jun 11, 2015 14:34
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. Tom Delay lookin' good.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:38
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Three Olives posted:A second child molester has hit the Huckabee campaign. Second molester identified touching young campaign.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:39
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FAUXTON posted:Second molester identified touching young campaign. Pedophiles can't melt steel bars. In prison, where they loving belong.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:41
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Randy at the bat for the Congressional Baseball game. His slash line is .200/.200/.200, in case you're curious.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:48
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Joementum posted:Randy at the bat for the Congressional Baseball game. "The once-mighty Democratic offense (averaging 15.2 runs per game the past six years) has major holes to fill this year at third base and in the leadoff slot." Holy poo poo, I should run for congress. They need me.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:54
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Joementum posted:Randy at the bat for the Congressional Baseball game. I really appreciate that they adjusted the pitching stats to "K/7" and "BB/7" to accomodate the 7-inning game. 
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Jun 11, 2015 15:31
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Three Olives posted:A second child molester has hit the Huckabee campaign. I'm still amazed that there's a statute of limitations number under fifty on molestation and statutory rape.
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Jun 11, 2015 16:03
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Joementum posted:Donald Trump is also touring Europe right now, in that he opened his new golf course in Aberdeenshire today.
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Jun 11, 2015 16:08
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I'm not a baseball stats guy but how do you have a 200/200/200 slash line and a really good "Weighted Runs Created" stat? Is it just noisy because of a small sample or something?
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Jun 11, 2015 16:11
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Inferior Third Season posted:Is this the one where he went crying to Scotland's parliament a few years ago about how he would have to take his ball and go home if they allowed a wind farm near his golf course development, and they all laughed at him? Grant & Sons gave the Scot who was defying him the Scot of the Year Award. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/trump-scottish-rival-honored-countrymen-article-1.1213338 Trump responded by throwing a fit and banning all Grant &* Sons alcohol from his properties, which he probably can't actually do because he's just a brand and doesn't own much of anything, so it's just usual bluster. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/dec/05/donald-trump-whisky-award
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Jun 11, 2015 16:12
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Three Olives posted:A second child molester has hit the Huckabee campaign. Remember True Detective, when Rust and Marty's investigation slowly revealed the heights that the pedophile cult reached were somewhere in the governor's mansion? This feels like a real-time version of that.
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Someone in Governor Perry's camp has to be worried that there is now an accused child molest named Perry that is going to be mentioned in conjunction with the Republican primary.
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