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TraderStav posted:Finally an Indiegogo campaign that I can get behind: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/story quote:the winner of DP Star 2015 Competition Only the best and brightest get sent into space!
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Therion posted:Her DP talents are going to be wasted on just one astronaut. They will pioneer the first zero G space dildo to work the vacant orifice(s). Lube will work very awkwardly in space also. This will be fascinating.
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TraderStav posted:Finally an Indiegogo campaign that I can get behind: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/story There are no sub-orbital craft that are big enough for explosive space sex, and there are no human rated vehicles available that can bring them into orbit. I don't understand their plan.
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OldMemes posted:I read Chris Hadfield's book about his career as an astronaut, and he says its really hard to do the simplest things in zero gravity. And your heart has to work harder to get blood going around your body, so I'm guessing getting a boner in space would be difficult.... Nothing, NOTHING is funnier than the idea of that dude getting to space and being physically unable to get an erection while burning through 3.4 million dollars
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Yaos posted:There are no sub-orbital craft that are big enough for explosive space sex, and there are no human rated vehicles available that can bring them into orbit. I don't understand their plan. Bilk idiots out of money.
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Yaos posted:There are no sub-orbital craft that are big enough for explosive space sex, and there are no human rated vehicles available that can bring them into orbit. I don't understand their plan. I thought that the point was to get them into the ISS like they did with Richard Gariott. Or they don't do the space tourist thing anymore?
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Therion posted:I thought that the point was to get them into the ISS like they did with Richard Gariott. Or they don't do the space tourist thing anymore? The Russians will do anything for enough foreign hard currency these days.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Is this a true story it is what a world
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I'm actually curious since I imagine someone has to have had sex in space. It's probably a closely kept open secret at Nasa or the CCCP
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Alan Smithee posted:I'm actually curious since I imagine someone has to have had sex in space. It's probably a closely kept open secret at Nasa or the CCCP I think there was a married couple (or at least in a relationship) on at least one of the space shuttle missions? You know they would have taken the chance to be the first.
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Nintendo Kid posted:The Russians will do anything for enough foreign hard currency these days. Yeah but that costs probably 10 times what they're asking for. Also the Russians turned down Larry Flynt when he asked to make a porn movie on Mir, and they were even more desperate for cash then. Alan Smithee posted:I'm actually curious since I imagine someone has to have had sex in space. It's probably a closely kept open secret at Nasa or the CCCP Allegedly the Soviets ran quite a lot of experiments on it.
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TraderStav posted:They will pioneer the first zero G space dildo to work the vacant orifice(s). Lube will work very awkwardly in space also. This will be fascinating. With lube, at least, something of high viscosity would be ideal. Something with the viscosity of Vaseline, probably.
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Xelkelvos posted:With lube, at least, something of high viscosity would be ideal. Something with the viscosity of Vaseline, probably. It would also need to remain thick when heated or the dildo would need heatpipes to carry the heat away from the lube so its doesnt get thin and get EVERYWHERE. Just do it in a 2 person pressurized suit?
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Therion posted:In space, no one can hear you cream
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Allegedly the Soviets ran quite a lot of experiments on it. the lost cosmonut
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VodeAndreas posted:I think there was a married couple (or at least in a relationship) on at least one of the space shuttle missions? You know they would have taken the chance to be the first. There's a (pre-internet?) chain letter hoax about NASA/Russia/whoever doing experiments about sex in space that still gets posted as fact fairly regularly. e: http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/shuttle.asp
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33108064quote:US regulators have taken legal action against a man who spent money raised via Kickstarter on himself. I know I totally lied and used all that money for myself but honest it won't happen again. Pinkie swear. Cross my heart and hope to die. Pretty great you can get in trouble and then just promise not to do it again. Does it work for other crimes? Your honour I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna murder another dude, you can let me out now.
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Crowdfunding is still a legal gray area, I expect that in the future there will be legislation concerning this. Currently nothing obliges project creators to do their job aside from the ~Kickstarter Code of Honor~.
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drat, was there legal action taken against any others? I could have sworn there was but it was more along the lines of civil suits
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Therion posted:Crowdfunding is still a legal gray area, I expect that in the future there will be legislation concerning this. Currently nothing obliges project creators to do their job aside from the ~Kickstarter Code of Honor~. I'm crowdfunding for legislation against crowdfunding. Money may or may not be spent on my own personal expenses, including a foreign jolly to somewhere hot and lots of whores.
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O Hanraha-hanrahan posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33108064 I know what you mean, but that's literally the principle of parole.
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Smart phones kill approximately 349 million people every year. Poop particles cling to your smart phone's screen, which then make you sick. Don't become a statistic, buy these 20 dollar moist towelettes invented by a single dad. They come in a box that you're supposed to mount above your toilet roll holder. Don't be a prude, buy our special underpants that send out a tweet whenever you're on your period. Tweet your family, tweet your boss. Support our kickstarter and we'll send you a pair of clean and fresh panties. (Sensor not included) We strapped an Arduino to a water bottle and made a $45 gadget that tells you when you need to drink water. Your body already does that by making you feel thirsty, but does your body have integrated LEDs and iPhone connectivity? I need $28,800 for a down payment on a patch of land in northern Arizona that's technically in the desert. On this land I shall build New Eden, a settlement where we shall grow our own crops and provide free spiritual healing to the masses. The healing is free but you will be expected to work the land in return. Donate now and get 2.5 acres of land.
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O Hanraha-hanrahan posted:Pretty great you can get in trouble and then just promise not to do it again. Does it work for other crimes? That's the thing, they didn't really commit a crime yet, it was just a civil action as opposed to criminal. But if he does it again it becomes criminal.
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Zybourne Clock posted:Smart phones kill approximately 349 million people every year. Poop particles cling to your smart phone's screen, which then make you sick. Wasn't that the plot of a Seinfeld episode?
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Zybourne Clock posted:I need $28,800 for a down payment on a patch of land in northern Arizona that's technically in the desert. She made plans, what the gently caress more do you want?  "Vegetables"
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Zybourne Clock posted:I need $28,800 for a down payment on a patch of land in northern Arizona that's technically in the desert. On this land I shall build New Eden, a settlement where we shall grow our own crops and provide free spiritual healing to the masses. The healing is free but you will be expected to work the land in return. Donate now and get 2.5 acres of land. She knows that place can have some brutal winters right? I live in Anchorage now and until two years ago we hadn't had a winter worse than the ones we had in northern Arizona in the mid 90s.
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Zybourne Clock posted:Smart phones kill approximately 349 million people every year. Poop particles cling to your smart phone's screen, which then make you sick. Then don't poop on your phone? 
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KiddieGrinder posted:She made plans, what the gently caress more do you want? 
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Therion posted:Crowdfunding is still a legal gray area, I expect that in the future there will be legislation concerning this. Currently nothing obliges project creators to do their job aside from the ~Kickstarter Code of Honor~. No, you can still be sued for poo poo like fraud, and people have been sued successfully for their Kickstarter failures. Though in those cases I think every person sued didn't incorporate properly/at all and so they were liable instead of the bankrupt corporation they should've run it all through.
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Use the power of Tesla's ghost to extend your cellphone battery.
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Crust First posted:Use the power of Tesla's ghost to extend your cellphone battery. These seem like pretty smart people, but surely this has to destroy your phone's signal by blocking the waves upfront? Or else, why would the phone even bother broadcasting so much energy for no reason.
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Xandu posted:These seem like pretty smart people, but surely this has to destroy your phone's signal by blocking the waves upfront? Or else, why would the phone even bother broadcasting so much energy for no reason. They clearly state that your signal will not be blocked as evidenced here: quote:No, our technology does not interfere with the cellular communications.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lusaw/rabbit-syndrome-the-visual-novel-dating-sim?ref=nav_search
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kirbysuperstar posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lusaw/rabbit-syndrome-the-visual-novel-dating-sim?ref=nav_search Truly, the next big hit from Newgrounds is upon us.
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Crust First posted:Use the power of Tesla's ghost to extend your cellphone battery. that's dumb and i'm wondering if it is just bait for the eevblog guy rather than a real product because it's so dumb edit: Tesla was a genius but he was also balls to the wall crazy and sadly a lot of pseudoscientists and idiots think that because he pretty much developed everything in our power grid that all the crackpot stuff he did must be possible too BattleMaster has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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Zybourne Clock posted:We strapped an Arduino to a water bottle and made a $45 gadget that tells you when you need to drink water. Your body already does that by making you feel thirsty, but does your body have integrated LEDs and iPhone connectivity? quote:$301,228 Oh gently caress off, there's already enough dumb poo poo in this world.
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