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Cabbagepots posted:When does this game come out I'd just like to stress that this post is completely in earnest. If you got time, I got time, so let's go over some story stuff together CBoyardee. Feel free to just shoot me an email at tokotigerjosh@gmail.com and together we'll write the greatest anime epic since Tentacolino.
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Please come work for me at Cargo Cult Games. I need somebody to manage payouts to gaming journalism websites that haven't seen my game yet but will write previews saying it's revolutionary.
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"8.4 / 10" --Vidcons Monthly
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The most important review is the one from Conitsu: 36/40.
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Will there be any important Barkley 2 announcements at E3 this year?
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Treebeh posted:Will there be any Fixed
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Treebeh posted:Will there be
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Yes there will be cement at e3 I can't wait for the 5102 release of Barkley 2. Maybe bundle it with a station 37 and mountain of debt re-release??? 
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quakster posted:Are the ToG'sters worried over Steam's new refund policy? The intro is a wall of text that goes on for Two Hours and one second and locks you from going back to steam to get a refund until it's too late.
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Blackheart posted:The intro is a wall of text that goes on for Two Hours and one second and locks you from going back to steam to get a refund until it's too late. Well what do you expect from only 3 years of development time?
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quakster posted:Are the ToG'sters worried over Steam's new refund policy? Blackheart posted:The intro is a wall of text that goes on for Two Hours and one second and locks you from going back to steam to get a refund until it's too late. This is how it goes. Barkley 2 news? Uhh.... Last few weeks have been spent removing all the bugs from any and all NPC/Quest interactions in Tir na Nog. I haven't checked how much of the remaining problems were solved while I was having my Zzzzz B-Ball Zzzzz but either they are already fixed or will be fixed today. We also have this weather system planned out and mostly working too. If you ever played Final Fantasy X, you might recall that stupid, really loving awful minigame where you had to dodge lightning 100000 times in a row with no margin for error. It's just like that. You also have to use the Custom Moisture System (CMS) to keep yourself from getting a cold if you get soaked in a rain or gulp some grapejuice to avoid dehydration if you remain in dry locations for too long. If you venture to areas with thunderstorms or strong winds without wearing earmuffs you'll get tinnitus for the rest of the game. The game will just play this annoying constant beep sound and there is no way to cure it. Music and sound effects will play at 25% of their normal volume whereas the tinnitus sound keeps getting louder. What we hope to achieve with this Custom Weather System (CWS) is to make Barkley 2 just super annoying and impossible to play or enjoy.
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By now I am loving 100% convinced you are the guy who got the "pretend you're a dev" prize. 100%. In actuality the game stopped development like 2 years ago and you've been posting fake updates ever since. Either that or you are actually pretending you are that guy and you actually have no affiliation with the game whatsoever, which would actually be more impressive. I'm not gonna believe a goddamn word from this thread until the game is released in 2020, which I think is pretty optimistic at this point.
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if laz has been faking his tog affiliation this whole time then he'd better have super banana nababa to show for it
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I believe. I believe that I will play Barkley 2 in my lifetime.
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Chas McGill posted:I believe. I believe that I will play Barkley 2 in my lifetime. Heh... better start up a rigorous exercise routine and move to a super healthy diet.
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Gortarius posted:Heh... better start up a rigorous exercise routine and move to a super healthy diet. I am well stocked with Pocky and Ramune.
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While I am confident this apocalyptic pile of garbage won't be released in my lifetime, I am concerned that my grandchildren will be forced to endure the horrors of a post-Barkley 2 world. What steps can I take to protect my loved ones from such a horrible fate?
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This oculus rift press conference is getting me excited--can you boys whip up a vr play room to play the game in? Just like a lovely truck stop bathroom and you stick your head in the toilet to see the flat game screen Basically what they showed with forza Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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I think the website needs a little updating.Tales of Games posted:The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa Tales of Games posted:. http://www.talesofgames.com/game/barkley-2-revenge-of-cuchulainn/
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I think the website needs a little updating. maybe your shackled mind needs a little updating to the concept of nonlinear time
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oddium posted:maybe your shackled mind needs a little updating to the concept of nonlinear time You've already haven't said that three times not yet! 
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It doesn't say what Era.
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Boomstick Quaid posted:This oculus rift press conference is getting me excited--can you boys whip up a vr play room to play the game in? Just like a lovely truck stop bathroom and you stick your head in the toilet to see the flat game screen This is the exact reason why mother Gia invented second round kickstarters; count me in!
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MasterSlowPoke posted:It doesn't say what Era. If it comes out in the fourth quarter of the 2013th year of the post b-ball apocalypse, my best case scenario is I'm one of those roomba head bots.
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looks like you guys are really pushing to get tir na nog finished. any particular reason why? a new demo at tgs 2017, perhaps?
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owl milk posted:looks like you guys are really pushing to get tir na nog finished. any particular reason why? a new demo at tgs 2017, perhaps? Not at liberty to say. Let the speculations begin....
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https://twitter.com/TalesOfGames/status/610617012914651137 Safety net for a decade.
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we are living in a world where shenmue 3 will probably come out before barkley 2
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Lord Chumley posted:we are living in a world where shenmue 3 will probably come out before barkley 2
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Lord Chumley posted:we are living in a world where shenmue 3 will probably come out before barkley 2
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How many of your dads come by the office demanding the money back they gave you guys to keep developing the game?
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Yaos posted:How many of your dads come by the office demanding the money back they gave you guys to keep developing the game? I'm pretty sure "the office" is one of their dad's basement
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You should whet our appetites by releasing a playable demo, Barkley 2: Ground Zeroes
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:You should whet our appetites by releasing a playable demo, Barkley 2: Ground Zeroes What would you think about a demo trilogy? 50$ a piece, then lowered to 45$ after a public outcry. Then during a summer/winter sale on steam we double the price to compensate for a 50% discount.
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I wonder GigaMaidens will both start and finish development before this game comes out.
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