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Jeb: I know you want to kill all the Mexicans and eat their children but this isn't reasonable policy Base: LIBERAL
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RACHET posted:Jeb: I know you want to kill all the Mexicans and eat their children but this isn't reasonable policy Don't worry, he can just shake it off and reset like an Etch-n-Sketch if he decides to go full Cruz.
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Logikv9 posted:Don't worry, he can just shake it off and reset like an Etch-n-Sketch if he decides to go full Lil Baby Pee Pee. I have finally gotten around to installing the Name Swamp Chrome app, and almost every post in this thread is hilarious, but this one really got me because it filters "Ted Cruz" to "Lil Baby Pee Pee". I am so glad that there's still another year and a half to go. Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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Alter Ego posted:I have finally gotten around to installing the Name Swamp Chrome app, and almost every post in this thread is hilarious, but this one really got me because it filters "Lil Baby Pee Pee" to "Lil Baby Pee Pee". I assume you forgot what maps to Lil Baby Pee Pee? Or does your app correct the name of the junior senator from Texas when you type it in a text box too?
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ComradeCosmobot posted:I assume you forgot what maps to Lil Baby Pee Pee? Or does your app correct the name of the junior senator from Texas when you type it in a text box too? Hmm, that is interesting. I guess it does--how about that. It's the guy with the most punchable face in the field; aka, the sound a wet fart makes. e: Fixed the above post with the correct mapping, I hope. I think it spazzed out when I went to edit the post. Anyway, here's what I've seen so far: Rand Paul: Taco Bonerstink Scott Walker: Whine Rand Jeb Bush: Ham Face Ted Cruz: Lil Baby Pee Pee Rick Perry: Racist Cowboy Ben Carson: Dr. Nope Lindsey Graham: Probably Gay Bobby Jindal: Homophobicus Maximus Carly Fiorina: Fired CEO Marco Rubio: The Combover Kid The Democrats aren't immune either. Hillary Clinton: Lady Inevitable Bernie Sanders: The Tragic Idealist Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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Does it have replacements for Trump and Santorum or are their names already too synonymous with comedic failure?
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Internet Webguy posted:Does it have replacements for Trump and Santorum or are their names already too synonymous with comedic failure? Santorum is Ol' Frothy. Trump has no replacement. Christie is Bridge Troll, Kasich is Lehman Bro, Pataki is That Other Guy, and Huckabee is Fuckabee (boring, hopefully soon to be changed to something molestation related). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016 is fun to visit with this plugin. Vienna Circlejerk fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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Jun 11, 2015 20:53
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Does it drive anyone else crazy that everyone refers to JEB as JEB Bush? JEB is a nickname for John Ellis Bush, IIRC.
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Carly Fiorina just released a 3 minute Hillary attack ad. http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/carly-out-hillary-attack-ad_969384.html Obviously, Fiorina is nothing as a candidate, but I'm sort of enjoying her strategy of campaigning exclusively against Hillary Clinton to the point that she doesn't even sell her own experience unless she's mentioning it to contrast herself with Hillary.
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Great_Gerbil posted:Does it drive anyone else crazy that everyone refers to JEB as JEB Bush? JEB is a nickname for John Ellis Bush, IIRC. Not really. You should calm down.
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An opportunity missed, not naming Christie "A Bridge Too Far".
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Solid Poopsnake posted:An opportunity missed, not naming Christie "A Bridge Too Far". A Bridge too Fat
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Santorum is Ol' Frothy. Trump has no replacement. Christie is Bridge Troll, Kasich is Lehman Bro, Pataki is That Other Guy, and Huckabee is Fuckabee (boring, hopefully soon to be changed to something molestation related). Oh, poo poo, forgot about Santorum. I did see Bridge Troll but I didn't know it was Christie. And the Huckabee one is just lame.
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Great_Gerbil posted:Does it drive anyone else crazy that everyone refers to JEB as JEB Bush? JEB is a nickname for John Ellis Bush, IIRC. Nope! PIN number, PDF format, GOB Bluth, etc.
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Great_Gerbil posted:Does it drive anyone else crazy that everyone refers to JEB as JEB Bush? JEB is a nickname for John Ellis Bush, IIRC. Nah. He's the GOB Bluth of the GOP primaries. e: gently caress, beaten.
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Professor Funk posted:Carly Fiorina just released a 3 minute Hillary attack ad. It is really funny, because her biggest achievement as Secretary of State is no one knowing what she did. That is a huge accomplishment!
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Lindsey Graham's choices for in-flight reading are not at all surprising. All of 'em, Katie!
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Solid Poopsnake posted:An opportunity missed, not naming Christie "A Bridge Too Far". Cantorsdust posted:A Bridge too Fat A Fridge Too Far 
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Spun Dog posted:A Fridge Too Far Was just about to post this. On a forum with as long and storied history of cheap shots based on peoples' weight, I'd have thought more would remember the classics.
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Joementum posted:Lindsey Graham's choices for in-flight reading are not at all surprising. All of 'em, Katie! Someday he is going to switch places with Matt Malloy for an episode of Alpha House and no one will notice.
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Great_Gerbil posted:Does it drive anyone else crazy that everyone refers to JEB as JEB Bush? JEB is a nickname for John Ellis Bush, IIRC. He was my governor for 8 years and it wasn't until he decided to run for President that I even realized Jeb wasn't his first name. Also using his last name is even more problematic than using Hillary's. So get used to Jeb.
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Andy from BuzzFeed, doing what he does best, discovers that Carly did a lot of media appearances to talk about the layoffs she managed.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNZ3Ggsui8&t=112s
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pangstrom posted:I'm not a baseball stats guy but how do you have a 200/200/200 slash line and a really good "Weighted Runs Created" stat? Is it just noisy because of a small sample or something? That's not a stat that would be made noisy relative to a slash line, I'm guessing it's a typo and his wRC is actually 44.
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Joementum posted:Andy from BuzzFeed, doing what he does best, discovers that Carly did a lot of media appearances to talk about the layoffs she managed. I would almost like her to win the primary now so we can hear that clip over and over.
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Mark Kirk decided to start the morning off right by whispering into a hot mic about Lindsey Graham's White House run. Mark Kirk posted:“I’ve been joking with Lindsey. Did you see that? He’s going to have a rotating first lady. He’s a bro with no ho.”
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Joementum posted:Rand Paul gave a press conference this afternoon about civil liberties. Is he wearing a cup or something?
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Obdicut posted:Is he wearing a cup or something? Lemme check the #BallWithPaul hashtag he (seriously) just started:    
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Joementum posted:Lindsey Graham's choices for in-flight reading are not at all surprising. All of 'em, Katie! I love this. Better than satire.
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Joementum posted:Lemme check the #BallWithPaul hashtag he (seriously) just started: The outfit makes him look like a kid dressing up somehow. Also ballwithpaul is awesome. Bitch I'm ballin', ballin' I came from Kentucky to something like it's nothing Yeah you know I done it now there's no discussion Bitch I'm ballin', ballin' I made a promise to my constituents I'mma turn these tens and commas into zeros Bitch I'm ballin', ballin' Closing million dollar PAC deals catch me swervin', burning 100 dollar bills How it feel when you Ballin', ballin', going places they never go It ain't all about the money but I stack it cause you never know
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Oh wow, Rand is only five foot eight? I didn't know that. It actually makes me like him more. The little guy's got gumption!
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Joementum posted:Rand Paul gave a press conference this afternoon about civil liberties. I didn't know he had a Big Head mode. How do you bring up the console?
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Has he been wearing the uniform around all day? Maybe. Maaaaayyyybbbbbeeeeee. 
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Joementum posted:Has he been wearing the uniform around all day? Maybe. Maaaaayyyybbbbbeeeeee. Is he having a contest with himself to see how goofy he can look
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Cubey posted:Is he having a contest with himself to see how goofy he can look He's winning for sure.
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