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# ? Jun 9, 2015 22:00 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:49 |
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The Management posted:I just want to know if he understands what went wrong or if he still thinks consumers care about keyboards and data efficiency
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# ? Jun 9, 2015 22:42 |
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the only people other than blackberry who believed that not using much data (and also not really being able to do much) was a killer feature were massive corporates who were locked into some utter poo poo plans. when you can get your employees iphones with decent amounts of data on a business plan for £1 a day then who the gently caress cares about blackberry
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# ? Jun 9, 2015 22:48 |
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Apple's deal with AT&T was a pretty huge change from how those deals had been structured in the past. if you'd asked a handset manufacturer a week before if that sort of deal was even possible they'd have laughed in your face.
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# ? Jun 9, 2015 23:08 |
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yeah the only thing I feel pity towards blackberry for was their (apparent) attempts to get better data plans and app store equivalents from the carriers of course they might be rewriting the past about that in an attempt to not seem so incompetent
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 10:28 |
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Subjunctive posted:
quote:We had questions.
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 13:23 |
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correction, he was a billionaire when RIM stock was at an all time high. today the combined fortunes of lizard lips and silly balls are don't make one billionaire
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 15:38 |
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The Management posted:correction, he was a billionaire when RIM stock was at an all time high. today the combined fortunes of lizard lips and silly balls are don't make one billionaire i think william shatner was a billionaire for twenty minutes because he had a zillion priceline options
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 15:48 |
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http://www.technobuffalo.com/2015/06/09/blackberry-oslo-specs-photos-leak-rumors/quote:BlackBerry “Oslo” revealed in new photos
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# ? Jun 10, 2015 21:35 |
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Mister Macys posted:http://www.technobuffalo.com/2015/06/09/blackberry-oslo-specs-photos-leak-rumors/
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 00:16 |
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Kenny Logins posted:should of been called the stockholm
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 00:17 |
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quote:On the spec side of things, the BlackBerry Oslo will reportedly pack a Snapdragon 800 processor congratulations on catching up to the G2, a two year old device.
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 01:38 |
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Kenny Logins posted:should of been called the stockholm
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# ? Jun 11, 2015 10:29 |
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reuters is reporting that blackberry is rumored to be considering throwing its metaphorical hands up, going "gently caress it" and just flat-out releasing an androidquote:BlackBerry is considering equipping an upcoming smartphone with Google Inc.'s Android software for the first time, an acknowledgement that its revamped line of devices has failed to win mass appeal, according to four sources familiar with the matter.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:18 |
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The Kins posted:reuters is reporting that blackberry is rumored to be considering throwing its metaphorical hands up, going "gently caress it" and just flat-out releasing an android finally, a device with the security of an android and the usability of a blackberry
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:39 |
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rip QNX*, you weren't very good *in the phone
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 17:47 |
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The Kins posted:reuters is reporting that blackberry is rumored to be considering throwing its metaphorical hands up, going "gently caress it" and just flat-out releasing an android nobody cares about security and productivity in the real world; people want videos, music streaming, big fuckoff screens, and lovely f2p games. this is why you're within the margin of error for market share
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 00:58 |
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that article is wrong; blackberry never dominated smartphone sales
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 02:52 |
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~Coxy posted:that article is wrong; blackberry never dominated smartphone sales weren't they on the cusp when sarnsung made a phone called the "blackjack" that was the same poo poo but running wince?
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 14:28 |
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~Coxy posted:that article is wrong; blackberry never dominated smartphone sales it didnt?
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 15:44 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:it didnt? symbian->android
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 15:45 |
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that's if you even count symbian/blackberry as "smartphones" because if they count, then a RAZR and basically every other high end mobile phone circa 2004 counts too
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 15:51 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:symbian->android and i think before that win mo or palm
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 16:50 |
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~Coxy posted:that's if you even count symbian/blackberry as "smartphones" lol no. high end symbian was definitely a working smartphone platform, and was always more popular than blackberry until android overtook it.
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 16:51 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:lol no. high end symbian was definitely a working smartphone platform, and was always more popular than blackberry until android overtook it. fishmech was ... right? anyway yeah it had a full web browser, email, music player, etc. so I don't see how it wasn't a smartphone os (symbian s60, not the s40 os which was for featurephones) worldwide it was more popular, but you couldn't really buy them in north america for the most part
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 17:56 |
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DuckConference posted:fishmech was ... right? uh...yeah? fishmech is always right
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# ? Jun 13, 2015 18:01 |
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fishmech is only as right as wikipedia is
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 00:07 |
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fishmech usually has true facts and often has wrong opinions based on them
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 00:23 |
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Fishmech: the poster anyone can edit.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 00:35 |
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that was liface
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 00:37 |
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DuckConference posted:
my point is that so did a RAZR
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 01:49 |
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~Coxy posted:my point is that so did a RAZR was the RAZR around when the 957 was?
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 01:53 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 02:01 |
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~Coxy posted:my point is that so did a RAZR your point is moronic
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 02:18 |
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at its peak in 2009 blackberry had a market share of 20% compared to nokias 40%
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 03:18 |
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ahmeni posted:at its peak in 2009 blackberry had a market share of 20% compared to nokias 40% please don't skew the facts with common plebs please. enterprise and government share only. bbry provides world-leading best-in-class tools, not toys for productivity and security-minded individuals in corporate, government, and small business.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 05:31 |
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No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family: You've probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia's marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I'm going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I'm not being paid to do this. I'm just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) over their stupid cellphones. First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some lovely stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of poo poo. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a poo poo-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons." This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash? No problem. Ampersand? You bet your rear end. On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (...) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have poo poo to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong: lovely. When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead. He claimed that the phone was three devices in one: an iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device." Oooh, an Internet communications device?! AWESOME! It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one: A clock A calculator An "Internet communications device" A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem) A pornographic media storage device A video player A word processor And an "iPod" (see below) There's no such thing as an iPod. The word "iPod" is a marketing tool for a hard drive with software that plays mp3s. Yeah, doesn't sound so sexy now, does it you chimps? And an "internet communications device" is officially the douchebaggiest way of saying "it has a browser." So actually it's just a phone that plays mp3s and has a browser. SNORE. The Nokia E70 not only plays mp3s, video, has a full browser and Wi-Fi, IMAP and POP3 email, and Google Maps, but you can even run terminal software to telnet or SSH into remote servers. What that means in non-geek is that my phone is invincible. I can literally do anything. I can reboot my web server if I want, and sometimes I do just because I can: All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360. Even the browser kicks rear end: Here's a non-biased, side-by-side comparison of some key features of each phone: iPhone Nokia E70 Resolution: 320x480 352x416 Storage: 4 or 8 gigs (fixed). Unlimited. The E70 can use hot-swappable 2 GB mini SD cards, so you can have as much storage as you want. Can customize ringtones with your own mp3s: Can record video: Screen turns into a smudgy piece of poo poo after a few minutes of use: Can send MMS messages: You have to send your phone to Apple when the battery dies and risk getting your phone lost, stolen, or damaged in transit: Yes. No. Plays MP3s: Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it: Voice dialing: Can record voice: Instant messaging: No. Yes. Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: Yes. No. Double negative, bitches! There you have it: the most objective comparison of two cellphones ever made. I think I'll take the rest of the afternoon off and copy and paste text on my cellphone because I can. 5,953,307 people who bought an iPhone hadn't heard of the Nokia E70 until now because Nokia's marketing team is too busy tossing salad to get the word out. Back to how much I rule... • New Book Announcement • Store • Email • •
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 16:02 |
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I haven't read that since he posted it. the last article I ever read of his was either that jerky & tobasco "breakfast cereal" or the Quantum of Solace review.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 16:45 |
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~Coxy posted:my point is that so did a RAZR symbian had a ton of native (as in c++) third-party apps
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 17:32 |
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I had a Nokia e71 and it was a good phone iphone think pieces written before the app store should be given a bit of a pass IMO, not enough to excuse that smugstorm above but in context they're slightly more forgivable
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 18:44 |