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Writing my screenplay in a Starbucks wasn't extreme enough, so now I'm working there too.
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I'm not sure why I always feel the need to justify myself to this thread. It's not like anything I say is going to do anything to change anyone's mind. I just wanted to relate the funny feeling of "where's my cover?" The problem is that we're all arguing from different primises, so there's no way to agree.
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Are you able to take your totally hot slampiece roommate on a date at $12/hr?
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Are you able to take your totally hot slampiece roommate on a date at $12/hr? Literally made that at 16 stocking shelves overnight in the summer. ![]()
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blue squares posted:I'm not sure why I always feel the need to justify myself to this thread. It's not like anything I say is going to do anything to change anyone's mind. I just wanted to relate the funny feeling of "where's my cover?" If your instincts are to wear godawful navyy boots to work and you spend literally any time thinking about "salty senior chiefs " you should listen to them and just reenlist! You got that RE code for a reason sea warrior. You could be painting all day IN THE NAVY with mad benefits and much higher pay than 12/hr. Think about it.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:You could be painting all day IN THE NAVY with mad benefits and much higher pay than 12/hr. Think about it.
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The job market is poo poo m8 just reenlist no biggie
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They're the tan suede boots does this help? I need fashion advice from a bunch of ex military bros
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Equine Don posted:The job market is poo poo m8 just reenlist no biggie What are you talking about dude? Blue squares is out here making $12/hr. TWELVE DOLLARS AN HOUR. He can afford a meal at Five Guys* once every hour. *Junior hamburger with kids fries and free water cup.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:What are you talking about dude? Blue squares is out here making $12/hr. TWELVE DOLLARS AN HOUR. He can afford a meal at Five Guys* once every hour. Not everyone can suckle the tit of the federal government while eating donuts on the national mall
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blue squares posted:They're the tan suede boots does this help? I need fashion advice from a bunch of ex military bros Don't listen to them. They're just mad because they're not fast tracked by Sherwin Williams into a sweet managerial position.
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Equine Don posted:Not everyone can suckle the tit of the federal government while eating donuts on the national mall uh excuse me he rides a segway and stops dirty foreigners from feeding the ducks
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You guys are right I'm literally going to kill myself
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Inshallah
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blue squares posted:You guys are right I'm literally going to kill myself Best news I've heard all week
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There are worse ways to use a rhetoric degree.
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Best option: emergency toilet paper
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Best option: emergency toilet paper Burnt for momentary warmth
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Burnt for momentary warmth Does the comforting embrace of a hot slampiece roommate not provide warmth? I'm confused.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Does the comforting embrace of a hot slampiece roommate not provide warmth? I'm confused. Inflatable companions aren't known for their heat generation
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You could've gone to school for anything and yet you got a degree in rhetoric
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Does the comforting embrace of a hot slampiece roommate not provide warmth? I'm confused. It does when she's stuffed with cotton! ![]()
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:It does when she's stuffed with cotton! Even the kid in that photo knows something very wrong is happening at the bar
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Came for the food chat left after everyone is mad a poster is posting when they keep antagonizing him waiting patiently for a retort See you in the drunk thread
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painting houses actually pays a lot better than 12/hour maybe you should try actually painting
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Hello fellow 32 year olde FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:It does when she's stuffed with cotton! plz dont doxx me
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ah gently caress, I made the most delicious looking fajitas and rice with grilled veggies and pico de gallo last night. Never took a picture.
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ded posted:painting houses actually pays a lot better than 12/hour lol
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ElMaligno posted:Hello fellow 32 year olde they're coming for you Juan ![]()
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blue squares posted:You guys are right I'm literally going to kill myself ![]()
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Blue squares is gonna gently caress up killing himself and be selling scentsy and saving up for his tranny surgeries and horse hormones to make him the beautiful woman he never hosed. Bet me. Dudes not killing himself. Who wants to help me buy Blue Squares enough red hair dye and lipstick for him to smear all over and make him feel pretty and have this one be a real PITA for some poor schlub down in the morgue if I'm wrong though?
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Blue squares is gonna gently caress up killing himself and be selling scentsy and saving up for his tranny surgeries and horse hormones to make him the beautiful woman he never hosed. Dude your fantasies are creepy
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blue squares posted:Dude your fantasies are creepy - a paint intern
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holocaust bloopers posted:- a paint intern lmao
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I'd paint that on a van
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'd paint that on a van It'd be way better without the text.
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So, you have been out for 2 years and feel weird without a
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:So, you have been out for 2 years and feel weird without a You'll have to excuse him. He's not thinking clearly from huffing paint fumes all day.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 10:59 |
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at the date posted:It'd be way better without the text. It looks better with the red text, the yellow one is "eh". The homage to old Iron Maiden albums fits
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