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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Writing my screenplay in a Starbucks wasn't extreme enough, so now I'm working there too.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I'm not sure why I always feel the need to justify myself to this thread. It's not like anything I say is going to do anything to change anyone's mind. I just wanted to relate the funny feeling of "where's my cover?"

The problem is that we're all arguing from different primises, so there's no way to agree.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Are you able to take your totally hot slampiece roommate on a date at $12/hr?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Are you able to take your totally hot slampiece roommate on a date at $12/hr?

Literally made that at 16 stocking shelves overnight in the summer.

:lol:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

blue squares posted:

I'm not sure why I always feel the need to justify myself to this thread. It's not like anything I say is going to do anything to change anyone's mind. I just wanted to relate the funny feeling of "where's my cover?"

The problem is that we're all arguing from different primises, so there's no way to agree.

If your instincts are to wear godawful navyy boots to work and you spend literally any time thinking about "salty senior chiefs " you should listen to them and just reenlist! You got that RE code for a reason sea warrior. You could be painting all day IN THE NAVY with mad benefits and much higher pay than 12/hr. Think about it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kawasaki Nun posted:

You could be painting all day IN THE NAVY with mad benefits and much higher pay than 12/hr. Think about it.
lol

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The job market is poo poo m8 just reenlist no biggie

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

They're the tan suede boots does this help? I need fashion advice from a bunch of ex military bros

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Equine Don posted:

The job market is poo poo m8 just reenlist no biggie

What are you talking about dude? Blue squares is out here making $12/hr. TWELVE DOLLARS AN HOUR. He can afford a meal at Five Guys* once every hour.

*Junior hamburger with kids fries and free water cup.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Whip Slagcheek posted:

What are you talking about dude? Blue squares is out here making $12/hr. TWELVE DOLLARS AN HOUR. He can afford a meal at Five Guys* once every hour.

*Junior hamburger with kids fries and free water cup.

Not everyone can suckle the tit of the federal government while eating donuts on the national mall

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

blue squares posted:

They're the tan suede boots does this help? I need fashion advice from a bunch of ex military bros

Don't listen to them. They're just mad because they're not fast tracked by Sherwin Williams into a sweet managerial position.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Equine Don posted:

Not everyone can suckle the tit of the federal government while eating donuts on the national mall

uh excuse me he rides a segway and stops dirty foreigners from feeding the ducks

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

You guys are right I'm literally going to kill myself

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Inshallah

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

blue squares posted:

You guys are right I'm literally going to kill myself

Best news I've heard all week

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
There are worse ways to use a rhetoric degree.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Best option: emergency toilet paper

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Best option: emergency toilet paper

Burnt for momentary warmth

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Burnt for momentary warmth

Does the comforting embrace of a hot slampiece roommate not provide warmth? I'm confused.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Does the comforting embrace of a hot slampiece roommate not provide warmth? I'm confused.

Inflatable companions aren't known for their heat generation

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
You could've gone to school for anything and yet you got a degree in rhetoric

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Does the comforting embrace of a hot slampiece roommate not provide warmth? I'm confused.

It does when she's stuffed with cotton!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

It does when she's stuffed with cotton!



Even the kid in that photo knows something very wrong is happening at the bar

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Came for the food chat left after everyone is mad a poster is posting when they keep antagonizing him waiting patiently for a retort


See you in the drunk thread

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
painting houses actually pays a lot better than 12/hour

maybe you should try actually painting

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Hello fellow 32 year olde

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

It does when she's stuffed with cotton!



plz dont doxx me

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
ah gently caress, I made the most delicious looking fajitas and rice with grilled veggies and pico de gallo last night. Never took a picture.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

ded posted:

painting houses actually pays a lot better than 12/hour

maybe you should try actually painting

lol

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

Hello fellow 32 year olde


plz dont doxx me

they're coming for you Juan

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

blue squares posted:

You guys are right I'm literally going to kill myself

:ocelot:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Blue squares is gonna gently caress up killing himself and be selling scentsy and saving up for his tranny surgeries and horse hormones to make him the beautiful woman he never hosed.

Bet me. Dudes not killing himself.

Who wants to help me buy Blue Squares enough red hair dye and lipstick for him to smear all over and make him feel pretty and have this one be a real PITA for some poor schlub down in the morgue if I'm wrong though?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Blue squares is gonna gently caress up killing himself and be selling scentsy and saving up for his tranny surgeries and horse hormones to make him the beautiful woman he never hosed.

Bet me. Dudes not killing himself.

Who wants to help me buy Blue Squares enough red hair dye and lipstick for him to smear all over and make him feel pretty and have this one be a real PITA for some poor schlub down in the morgue if I'm wrong though?

Dude your fantasies are creepy

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

blue squares posted:

Dude your fantasies are creepy

- a paint intern

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


:stare:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


holocaust bloopers posted:

- a paint intern

lmao

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


I'd paint that on a van

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'd paint that on a van

It'd be way better without the text.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

So, you have been out for 2 years and feel weird without a cover hat?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

So, you have been out for 2 years and feel weird without a cover hat?

You'll have to excuse him. He's not thinking clearly from huffing paint fumes all day.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

at the date posted:

It'd be way better without the text.

It looks better with the red text, the yellow one is "eh". The homage to old Iron Maiden albums fits

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