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Also remember that this mess is the result of two separate investigations that found they were investigating the same people: an IRS effort on Warner for tax evasion, and an FBI investigation of Russian organized crime. FIFA being smarter about bribes may have warded off that first one, but if FIFA really is in bed with the Russian mafia I doubt any amount of being smarter about bribery would have helped.
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Cythereal posted:Also remember that this mess is the result of two separate investigations that found they were investigating the same people: an IRS effort on Warner for tax evasion, and an FBI investigation of Russian organized crime. It's also just not mafia, all the putin aligned oligarchs also had a extensive campaign to win votes for the world cup which include things like giving away art.
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Cythereal posted:Also remember that this mess is the result of two separate investigations that found they were investigating the same people: an IRS effort on Warner for tax evasion, and an FBI investigation of Russian organized crime. The bribery wasn't really the problem with Warner as far as being found out. It was not paying anything to the IRS. A separate luxury apartment for your cats is going to catch the eye of the IRS when you haven't filed poo poo with them. If Warner had just done the normal corrupt gently caress thing and hired a tax lawyer it would have been all good. He could have even put down his income as "Taking bribes like you wouldn't even believe. I mean, fuuuuuckloads of bribes." and the IRS would have been fine with it. The IRS will never give a poo poo as long as they're getting their piece.
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Gyges posted:The bribery wasn't really the problem with Warner as far as being found out. It was not paying anything to the IRS. A separate luxury apartment for your cats is going to catch the eye of the IRS when you haven't filed poo poo with them. If Warner had just done the normal corrupt gently caress thing and hired a tax lawyer it would have been all good. He could have even put down his income as "Taking bribes like you wouldn't even believe. I mean, fuuuuuckloads of bribes." and the IRS would have been fine with it. The IRS will never give a poo poo as long as they're getting their piece. You are getting Warner mixed with Chuck Blazer. Blazer was the one who got caught since he made the Wesley Snipes mistake
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EvanSchenck posted:One thing I'm curious about is, could Fifa have continued to get away with this indefinitely if they'd been more intelligent about the countries they accepted bribes from? It seemed to me that from the moment they made the announcement, everybody was calling bullshit on the Qatar World Cup. It's just so obviously dumb and inappropriate, but I wonder if they could have just focused on extracting bribes from countries that at least made some degree of sense as hosts. I don't think so, Qatar might have been what sent this off but you might have seen something like this eventually regardless. Like I posted earlier, soccer is getting big in the US, and the television rights are starting to be worth big bucks. US games can get higher viewership than Stanley Cup and NBA Finals games. Not to mention you get to target the largest growing demographic in the US, which again will lead to the sport getting bigger and bigger. Targeting this sort of corruption is great for US corps and knocking FIFA out in favor of an org with a lot more US influence would be a major coup. I'm not saying that's why this is happening- Qatar being so incredibly obvious is the most likely explanation for why we are seeing things happen now. The investigation heating up lines up pretty much exactly with when they got the cup.
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EvanSchenck posted:One thing I'm curious about is, could Fifa have continued to get away with this indefinitely if they'd been more intelligent about the countries they accepted bribes from? It seemed to me that from the moment they made the announcement, everybody was calling bullshit on the Qatar World Cup. It's just so obviously dumb and inappropriate, but I wonder if they could have just focused on extracting bribes from countries that at least made some degree of sense as hosts. This sort of activity also has a strong tendency to snowball, either because future events require more to keep up, thus increasing your exposure, or because you start thinking you're untouchable and extend your reach, again increasing your exposure.
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etalian posted:You are getting Warner mixed with Chuck Blazer. You're right. However it's my understanding that Warner and the other North/South American officials wouldn't even have been on the IRS investigative radar if Blazer weren't such a dumbass.
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I disagree with most of these posts. I think that Qatar's cup is a big target, but that the people targeting it are worried FIFA execs trying to cut a deal. The feds will take what they can get, but its the people who have been put under pressure who are giving these deals away. As we saw with the Morocco 98 and 2010 stuff and SA 2010 stuff it doesn't have to be obvious to outsiders to be drug up as part of this investigation. The only limit is that these things have to have involved transactions from US banks or US companies (or other countries which are running parallel investigations.)
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Cliff Racer posted:I disagree with most of these posts. I think that Qatar's cup is a big target, but that the people targeting it are worried FIFA execs trying to cut a deal. The feds will take what they can get, but its the people who have been put under pressure who are giving these deals away. As we saw with the Morocco 98 and 2010 stuff and SA 2010 stuff it doesn't have to be obvious to outsiders to be drug up as part of this investigation. The only limit is that these things have to have involved transactions from US banks or US companies (or other countries which are running parallel investigations.) I don't see what deals the FIFA elites can try for at this point that are anything better than "you might see the sun again before you die of old age, possibly." When the feds are just angling for whatever they can catch, they don't bust out RICO, which in this increasingly strained metaphor is the fishing equivalent of 1950s marine atomic test detonations. I mean sure, the lesser execs will, and probably already have, rolled over to buy themselves a little less pain, but nobody's walking away from this with a wrist-slap I'd be willing to bet.
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Gyges posted:You're right. However it's my understanding that Warner and the other North/South American officials wouldn't even have been on the IRS investigative radar if Blazer weren't such a dumbass. Even more hilarious how during the trail Blazer said he used the don't pay taxes strategy as a way to not attract US government attention. It's mainly because a majority of his earnings for the year were from kickback payments, so don't taxes is the best way to trick the IRS. This is a place that gave me a angry letter since my reported vs filed earnings were off by $5 last year.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I don't see what deals the FIFA elites can try for at this point that are anything better than "you might see the sun again before you die of old age, possibly." When the feds are just angling for whatever they can catch, they don't bust out RICO, which in this increasingly strained metaphor is the fishing equivalent of 1950s marine atomic test detonations.
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Jonked posted:In a RICO investigation, the only guy walking away with minimum jail time is going to be the first big fish that turned informant. From my understanding, that spot is already taken by Blazer. No, because Blazer's knowledge seems to clearly only extend to people from the Americas. They'll need more people to flip to get the big guys.
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Sepp Blatter may seek to stay as Fifa president, source tells Swiss paper The Asian and African football unions have pleaded with Blatter to stay on as Fifa boss.
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Charlie Mopps posted:Sepp Blatter may seek to stay as Fifa president, source tells Swiss paper I wouldn't be surprised in the least.
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I want it to happen to see John Oliver's meltdown and him trying to figure out a way to undrink that Bud Light Lime.
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Antti posted:I want it to happen to see John Oliver's meltdown and him trying to figure out a way to undrink that Bud Light Lime. He probably "undrank" that Bud Light lime into a toilet as soon as the cameras turned off.
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Charlie Mopps posted:Sepp Blatter may seek to stay as Fifa president, source tells Swiss paper I guess that answers the question who cast the most yes to Blatter ballots during the election.
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Charlie Mopps posted:Sepp Blatter may seek to stay as Fifa president, source tells Swiss paper In response, The FIFA Audit and Complaince Chariman tells Blatter he really should gently caress off.
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Alkydere posted:FIFA Audit and Complaince Chariman How does this guy still have a job?
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ohgodwhat posted:How does this guy still have a job? Presumably his reports are just ASCII art printouts of ""
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ohgodwhat posted:How does this guy still have a job? His position was created and he was appointed specifically in response to the current situation.
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Hah, hadn't heard that. I am a little out of the loop. Did they have any sort of compliance officer before?
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Discendo Vox posted:His position was created and he was appointed specifically in response to the current situation. Well, it's not like failure isn't expected, so you might as well take money to do it
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Charlie Mopps posted:Sepp Blatter may seek to stay as Fifa president, source tells Swiss paper
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Blatter was just kidding, guys. He didnt really resign.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 17:08 |
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Xandu posted:Blatter was just kidding, guys. He didnt really resign. Holy fuckin lol it's true
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 17:19 |
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Ahahaha what. Got a link?
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http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/33284185 Edit: from the guardian. Maybe he's senile? "With a typically obtuse flourish, the 79-year-old added: “Only those who know the past can understand the present and shape the future. Or in other words: the ball is round – but only those who come from outer space know the actual dimensions of our sport … For me personally, the museum is a labour of love. But do not get me wrong: I’m not ready for the museum nor for a waxwork yet.” Xandu fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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Xandu posted:http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/33284185 Imagine four suitcases full of cash on a cliff...
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HE MADE JOHN OLIVER DRINK A BUD LIGHT LIME FOR NOTHING!!!
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RandomPauI posted:HE MADE JOHN OLIVER DRINK A BUD LIGHT LIME FOR NOTHING!!! What a monster.
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RandomPauI posted:HE MADE JOHN OLIVER DRINK A BUD LIGHT LIME FOR NOTHING!!! He also made him wear those fugly-rear end shoes and eat trash from McDonalds.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 06:01 |
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His daughter says he's still resigning.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 10:37 |
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Old Blatter loves to hear himself talk.
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Not surprised that Blatter won't risk going to a country that might extradite him to present the Women's World Cup, considering how little he thinks of women's soccer. He didn't put any thought into how to generate more interest in the Women's World Cup than "skimpier uniforms". He seems genuinely delusional, though, if he thinks that he's going to maintain his position and not end up in jail.OddObserver posted:The proposal is to bulldoze over some warehouse/food processing district, which also has some maintenance facilities of the public transport system. This is from a couple pages ago, but bulldozing big sections of Boston is going to be a nightmarishly complicated undertaking, especially if Bob Kraft gets his way and they use taxpayer money. There are a ton of National Register buildings, districts, and landmarks in Boston that you would need to spend at least a year doing just historic architectural and archaeological surveys (I think it took around a year to do the work for the Central Artery Project, for example), let alone the rest of the logistical crap you'd need to do. From what I understand, they want the soccer stadium to be permanent. Kraft was going to build a stadium and move the Revolution up to Boston (where attendance would be much higher; I guess a lot of soccer fans living in the city don't have the means to travel to Foxboro) sometime between 2018 and 2020, if memory serves. But now he's going to hold off on moving the team until 2024 so he can just take over the Olympic stadium and not have to be the one who's footing the entire bill for a new stadium.
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Gordon Shumway posted:Not surprised that Blatter won't risk going to a country that might extradite him to present the Women's World Cup, considering how little he thinks of women's soccer. He didn't put any thought into how to generate more interest in the Women's World Cup than "skimpier uniforms". He seems genuinely delusional, though, if he thinks that he's going to maintain his position and not end up in jail. Not really, I'm looking to buy a house near there because its some of the cheapest land still available in the city and its ripe for gentrification as they're running out of poo poo to bulldoze in the seaport district next door.
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Jarmak posted:Not really, I'm looking to buy a house near there because its some of the cheapest land still available in the city and its ripe for gentrification as they're running out of poo poo to bulldoze in the seaport district next door. There's a difference between development that's privately funded and massive scale development using taxpayer money, though.
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Anything new going on?? Ever since the bitcoin blockchain of tears dried up I need new schadentertainement.
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Dawncloack posted:Anything new going on?? Last I heard was that the DOJ had officially requested the extradition of Jack Warner and for the state department to start negotiating for it but that's it.
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Dawncloack posted:Anything new going on?? The Japanese police have arrested the owner of Mt. Gox and are going to try him.
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