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Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XJSVV8Smu0

I don't know why, but I love that their hops are out of sync compared to the rest of the dance.

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Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

GeneX posted:

yes, team cat are fat, antisocial, and gluttonous while team dog are enthusiastic, loyal, and trusting

and yeah, turf war.

I don't remember the dog ever having his own videogames :colbert:

Also if anyone is having problems getting used to motion controls, watch this, unless you're a dog lover then don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3O65gi0MQc

Tengames
Oct 29, 2008


I got a disconnection error at 0:00 at rank c+ 93 while i was winning, it took away 10 points and now ive just resigned to having that giant ugly C+ grade in the lobby forever.


to post something other then "gently caress ranked" for once, do the splatfest shirts have different or similar sub abilities aside from the main one?

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Random subs

oopsie rock
Oct 12, 2012

Drastic Actions posted:



Maxed out my splatfest level, I am the eternal rice (squid) boy!


Nice! About how long did it take to max your level?

Also, if I'm reading the guide correctly:
- earn 1 point for scoring between 200-399
- earn 1 additional point for scoring over 400
- earn 3 points for winning
With a max of 5 points per match.

So if you really suck and always get stuck on crappy teams, it'll take you 50 matches to max out; if you do well and always win you could max out in 10 matches.

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

oopsie rock posted:

Nice! About how long did it take to max your level?

Also, if I'm reading the guide correctly:
- earn 1 point for scoring between 200-399
- earn 1 additional point for scoring over 400
- earn 3 points for winning
With a max of 5 points per match.

So if you really suck and always get stuck on crappy teams, it'll take you 50 matches to max out; if you do well and always win you could max out in 10 matches.

Waiting for matches took the longest. I would say around 5 to 6 hours? And yeah, that guide is right. I never got below 400 points, so I would always get at least 2. I don't even think it's possible to get below 400 unless you quit or don't do anything.

Drastic Actions fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jun 13, 2015

oopsie rock
Oct 12, 2012

Drastic Actions posted:

Waiting for matches took the longest. I would say around 5 to 6 hours? And yeah, that guild is right. I never got below 400 points, so I would always get at least 2. I don't even think it's possible to get below 400 unless you quit or don't do anything.

Sweet, thanks for the report. I won't be able to play as much as I hoped due to already having rigid plans for most of the weekend, so I hope matchmaking doesn't take too long for NA!

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster
team cat seems like they put dicks in their own dicks

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

noirstronaut posted:

team cat seems like they put dicks in their own dicks

Is this statement pro or against team cat, because I'm impressed regardless

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

noirstronaut posted:

team cat seems like they put dicks in their own dicks

Yeah it owns

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

noirstronaut posted:

team cat seems like they put dicks in their own dicks

Well, that's a string of words I never thought I'd see in sequence.

Caerulius
Jun 23, 2007

This was a waste of $5.
The thing I've learned from this thread is that the people complaining about cats being assholes are, themselves, assholes.


Team Cat.

Orabilis
May 6, 2014
Why does the cat shirt have purple spots? Are we team Catbug now?

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

Caerulius posted:

The thing I've learned from this thread is that the people complaining about cats being assholes are, themselves, assholes.


Team Cat.

this is an rear end in a top hat thing to say

team dog

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Caerulius posted:

The thing I've learned from this thread is that the people complaining about cats being assholes are, themselves, assholes.


Team Cat.

Whew! I'm glad you clarified that at the end.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away
Let's talk about how the Splatfest committee talks to Callie and Marie through an evil fax machine.

Chekans 3 16
Jan 2, 2012

No Resetti.
No Continues.



Grimey Drawer
Dual Squelcher in Ranked is amazing, got a 21 win streak this morning before work. :getin:

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

I would love it if the game could actually differentiate between purposeful disconnects and say, dropping while the stage is introduced. Back down to C+. :negative:

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

dogsicle posted:

I would love it if the game could actually differentiate between purposeful disconnects and say, dropping while the stage is introduced. Back down to C+. :negative:

what team are you

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

noirstronaut posted:

what team are you

Dog. :v:
I would've chosen whichever team was blue though. I don't like the orange/Callie.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

dogsicle posted:

I don't like the... ...Callie.

What the gently caress? Mods?

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
It's time for everyone to proclaim their allegiances.

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

Bass Bottles posted:

It's time for everyone to proclaim their allegiances.



turn up team dog for life

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

Bass Bottles posted:

It's time for everyone to proclaim their allegiances.



Team Dog reporting in.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

To be honest, my Team Cat choice is due only to some unfortunate encounters with dogs as a kid, namely one where a vicious little pipsqueak of a dog hopped the fence and chased after my bike, wound up giving me a bite on the ankle.

I'm sorry to tar all you dog-lovers with the same brush, but I just can't support them after that.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

Today I came home and I was attacked by a stray cat.

By that I mean attacked by cuteness because it brought it's newborn babies up to me and the three of them wanted to be pet (though the babies were stumbling all over me)


I have no idea how people can say all cats aren't trusting. They can barely keep their eyes open they're so tiny

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

Today I came home and I was attacked by a stray cat.

By that I mean attacked by cuteness because it brought it's newborn babies up to me and the three of them wanted to be pet (though the babies were stumbling all over me)


I have no idea how people can say all cats aren't trusting. They can barely keep their eyes open they're so tiny

Already busting out the heavy propaganda, I see. Team Cat plays dirty.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Bass Bottles posted:

It's time for everyone to proclaim their allegiances.



Marie is a member of the NWO.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I have officially joined Team Dog

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Did...did you bring them to the vet?

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Bass Bottles posted:

It's time for everyone to proclaim their allegiances.



Marie has all the good opinions.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

Ometeotl posted:

Did...did you bring them to the vet?

Not yet. I'm... not quite sure if I should do anything being strays and all (I have two cats already). Kittens are all wobbly and stuff and curled up with mom

Can still see them outside my window though. I'm on team cat tho for sure.

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!
Just unlocked the 96 Gal. How do people that use it/ the 52 gal like it? It seems way too slow compared to the 52 for me.

Also, team dog!!

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

Regy Rusty posted:

I have officially joined Team Dog

dogsicle
Oct 23, 2012

Artic Puma posted:

Just unlocked the 96 Gal. How do people that use it/ the 56 gal like it? It seems way too slow compared to the 56 for me.

Also, team dog!!

It's good for killing so I use it frequently in Ranked, haven't tried it in TW.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Bass Bottles posted:

It's time for everyone to proclaim their allegiances.



good choice!

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Just got my eternal rank for #TeamBread and it was super fun. Since it matches you with your team of four before finding the opponent team, you can get with a good group and stick with them, while groups of four unfortunate randoms come in one after the other to receive their stomping. I got in with one group and after a few matches we were able to develop a rhythm that you can't really get when everyone is swapping teams all the time. By the end my winning streak was at +23.

DOUBLE CLICK HERE
Feb 5, 2005
WA3

GeneX posted:

good choice!

It's The Only Choice, really. Cuz cats are dumb and bad and dumb.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!
Please change the title of the thread to "Dogs for life! Woof Woof!" Then everybody will know the Right Team To Pick.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Artic Puma posted:

Just unlocked the 96 Gal. How do people that use it/ the 52 gal like it? It seems way too slow compared to the 52 for me.

Also, team dog!!

It's fine. I can't get over .52 Gal Deco though, it has great versatility.

Is something inside your range? Shoot the poo poo out of it.

Is something outside your range? Distract/blow them up with Seekers

Is something on a ledge? Lob paint in an arc at them.

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