Scyron posted:

Your jokes should get you on the comic meltdown in L.A. you might even impress Chris Hardwick with your passive-agreesive nerd rage.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Fun off-road locations!

Area on Map: Sandy Shores Mine Trail
Type of offroading: Hill Climbing/Dirt Road Riding



This fun location involves a bit of skill and a lot of fun riding up a dusty trail from the base of Sandy Shores all the way up to the forested highway. Although it's pretty quick it's a fun little drive and you can branch out onto other dirt roads if you please. Excellent and difficult if it's rainy out, fun and light if it's dry. Best done with friends who can give you a bit of a challenge uphill. Be careful not to roll down though if you miss a turn! Brakes probably won't save you. Race brakes would be key for this area of the map and it's a good time for all.

Area on Map: Sandy Shores Construction Zone
Type of offroading: Mud racin'!


Fibe effort post
Excellent little course that has jumps, highly banked curves, and unfortunate security guards and construction personnel during the day. This track will test your endurance as a driver, and will test your poor car's rollover potential. It can be not very pretty hitting a highly banked turn at 50MPH then flying into a tree, blowing out all your windows and making your doors look a tad bit janky. It's once again a pretty easy drive but if you want to have a relaxing time you need to go sub 30 MPH or you will begin to need to take an active role. Great way to put mud on your tires if you'd like and an excellent way to test out your offroading skills!

Area on Map: Zancudo River/Mt. Chilliad River Valley/Mt. Chilliad
Type of Offroading: Difficult scenic route



Exercise caution here as your driving will require a bit more stamina and hopefully a grippy vehicle that will test you as you drive up the tallest mountain out there (which you can climb to the summit in a vehicle with torque and a bit of driving skill!) or drive in the river and test your vehicle's strongest wheels and hopefully a suitable engine. Don't rollover here or you will either
A. Kill your engine
B. Mess up your body work
C. Mess up YOUR body.
Still a lot of fun and if you can handle it it's a good time, and GTA is at it's prettiest here. Have fun offroading and good luck!

Thank you to Mike_NLN for the assist.

theguybro posted:

Wanna do races and get some money with me? They pay a solid 1690 each, and I only need to do 5000 of them to get the new plane.

Scyron posted:

I already have 168 wins, gently caress off loser. I don't need to hack to kickass and take names. Or is this some stick it to the man pissed off teenage emo poo poo?

Seriously, you of all people have ruined this thread by not posting in the proper modding/hacking GTA5 thread, so can you can gently caress off? I'm still having fun legit playing the game. It isn't like I need millions to make me happy, I'm not some child that has some sort of entitlement with some obtuse economy based on fun and time invested.

The only time I ever bitched hardcore was grinding to 100 but that was from April of 2014 to like August 2014 when I got my platinum for getting to level 100. I would have gotten it by then anyways, given how much I play for fun. It was just time before my ps3 was going to die and when it actually happened that made me think outside of the box and get the xp in under 4 hours.

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Fine effort post. Also, Robobalboa (gta name) made an awesome race map in the quarry called Mud and Muscle. You have to play it in the rain. And with muscle cars. It is drat good fun.

Scyron posted:

I already have 168 wins, gently caress off loser. I don't need to hack to kickass and take names. Or is this some stick it to the man pissed off teenage emo poo poo?

Seriously, you of all people have ruined this thread by not posting in the proper modding/hacking GTA5 thread, so can you can gently caress off? I'm still having fun legit playing the game. It isn't like I need millions to make me happy, I'm not some child that has some sort of entitlement with some obtuse economy based on fun and time invested.

The only time I ever bitched hardcore was grinding to 100 but that was from April of 2014 to like August 2014 when I got my platinum for getting to level 100. I would have gotten it by then anyways, given how much I play for fun. It was just time before my ps3 was going to die and when it actually happened that made me think outside of the box and get the xp in under 4 hours.

Scyron posted:

Welp, I told the teacher guys!?! I screencap his post, along with the vids and most other goons apart of the pc ring, gently caress off. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GODDAMN THREAD.


If you hate me, I will love every second of the nerd rage about entitlement and grinding. I'll be the martyr for the few of us that like the game the way it is. FIGHT THE POWER MY HACKER GOONZ!!! WE ARE MANY WE ARE LEGION?!?! that is the 4chan thing, right?

Lol, have fun when you find your $60 game doesn't go online or works with only hackers. Ain't my problem.

i flunked out posted:

you both sound like whiney turds to be quite honest.

FallinInTheBlak posted:

There is already a dedicated thread for modding/hacking with regards to GTA V. Why can't all of the hacking talk take place in the thread that was created for it (including director mode)?

Scyron posted:

Welp, I told the teacher guys!?! I screencap his post, along with the vids and most other goons apart of the pc ring, gently caress off. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GODDAMN THREAD.


If you hate me, I will love every second of the nerd rage about entitlement and grinding. I'll be the martyr for the few of us that like the game the way it is. FIGHT THE POWER MY HACKER GOONZ!!! WE ARE MANY WE ARE LEGION?!?! that is the 4chan thing, right?

Lol, have fun when you find your $60 game doesn't go online or works with only hackers. Ain't my problem.

Jose Mengelez posted:

wait, we have our own thread now?

Scyron posted:

Not sure what I am whining about, that there is a dedicated thread to talk about cheats and mods? Backseat modding?

Scyron posted:

I already have 168 wins, gently caress off loser. I don't need to hack to kickass and take names. Or is this some stick it to the man pissed off teenage emo poo poo?

Seriously, you of all people have ruined this thread by not posting in the proper modding/hacking GTA5 thread, so can you can gently caress off? I'm still having fun legit playing the game. It isn't like I need millions to make me happy, I'm not some child that has some sort of entitlement with some obtuse economy based on fun and time invested.

The only time I ever bitched hardcore was grinding to 100 but that was from April of 2014 to like August 2014 when I got my platinum for getting to level 100. I would have gotten it by then anyways, given how much I play for fun. It was just time before my ps3 was going to die and when it actually happened that made me think outside of the box and get the xp in under 4 hours.

i flunked out posted:

How is this contributing to the thread, and not acting like a whiney little turd:

Scyron posted:

Welp, I told the teacher guys!?! I screencap his post, along with the vids and most other goons apart of the pc ring, gently caress off. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GODDAMN THREAD.

Scyron posted:

Not sure what I am whining about, that there is a dedicated thread to talk about cheats and mods? Backseat modding?

Honestly I didn't have a problem and still wouldn't if the shitheel knew how to read and post in the day of the loving lord 2015 when even FallInTheBlak posted where to talk about mods and hacks. Or maybe the private games forum?

But yes, please making passive aggressive posts that don't contribute to discussion!


Geeves just close this thread or let it get gassed and let the fuckwads deal with information. certainly exists for these neanderthals.

Scyron posted:

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Fun off-road locations!

Area on Map: Sandy Shores Mine Trail
Type of offroading: Hill Climbing/Dirt Road Riding



This fun location involves a bit of skill and a lot of fun riding up a dusty trail from the base of Sandy Shores all the way up to the forested highway. Although it's pretty quick it's a fun little drive and you can branch out onto other dirt roads if you please. Excellent and difficult if it's rainy out, fun and light if it's dry. Best done with friends who can give you a bit of a challenge uphill. Be careful not to roll down though if you miss a turn! Brakes probably won't save you. Race brakes would be key for this area of the map and it's a good time for all.

Area on Map: Sandy Shores Construction Zone
Type of offroading: Mud racin'!



Excellent little course that has jumps, highly banked curves, and unfortunate security guards and construction personnel during the day. This track will test your endurance as a driver, and will test your poor car's rollover potential. It can be not very pretty hitting a highly banked turn at 50MPH then flying into a tree, blowing out all your windows and making your doors look a tad bit janky. It's once again a pretty easy drive but if you want to have a relaxing time you need to go sub 30 MPH or you will begin to need to take an active role. Great way to put mud on your tires if you'd like and an excellent way to test out your offroading skills!

Area on Map: Zancudo River/Mt. Chilliad River Valley/Mt. Chilliad
Type of Offroading: Difficult scenic route



Exercise caution here as your driving will require a bit more stamina and hopefully a grippy vehicle that will test you as you drive up the tallest mountain out there (which you can climb to the summit in a vehicle with torque and a bit of driving skill!) or drive in the river and test your vehicle's strongest wheels and hopefully a suitable engine. Don't rollover here or you will either
A. Kill your engine
B. Mess up your body work
C. Mess up YOUR body.
Still a lot of fun and if you can handle it it's a good time, and GTA is at it's prettiest here. Have fun offroading and good luck!

Thank you to Mike_NLN for the assist.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Scyron posted:

net cafe scandal posted:

Just so I get this right: you sent multiple screenshots of this forum to Rockstar support?

CitrusFrog posted:

gently caress off to Fark or reddit already, seriously. Or at least

net cafe scandal posted:

Those reasons being?

Scyron posted:

I love this quote for way more than one reason.

Scyron posted:

Managed to just get a crate while replying to the hilarious posts in this thread. Good game goons, keep trying to post hard. It made that "10 hours" fly by.

Also RENEGADE with Lorenzo Lamas, has been my best role playing experience in this game.

Scyron posted:

Managed to just get a crate while replying to the hilarious posts in this thread. Good game goons, keep trying to post hard. It made that "10 hours" fly by.

Also RENEGADE with Lorenzo Lamas, has been my best role playing experience in this game.

theguybro posted:

Nice! Crate drops are important and needed

i flunked out posted:

i bet you're actually qqing hardcore right now

net cafe scandal posted:

Just so I get this right: you sent multiple screenshots of this forum to Rockstar support?

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I found my first crate tonight and the fight over it and the subsequent minigun cleansing was way better than the bad tshirt.

Scyron posted:

Well, they are a sort of a once in a life time thing, other than hackers that find the code and spawn that material on a player gracing them with the ability to have not played at that particular time or take part in that specific event.

I mean, legit it is fun, hectic, and rewarding, but I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? The means to the ends doesn't matter, just so long as you got to plow that puss. Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff.

Or am I mistaken in the the fun and goon laughs when it comes to work?

i love you too.

Scyron posted:

Well, they are a sort of a once in a life time thing, other than hackers that find the code and spawn that material on a player gracing them with the ability to have not played at that particular time or take part in that specific event.

I mean, legit it is fun, hectic, and rewarding, but I am sure a hacker knows all about rewarding and accomplished behavior. I mean, raping a chick with some mickeys is the same is getting laid right? The means to the ends doesn't matter, just so long as you got to plow that puss. Nothing like work and not having to do it and get that sweet sweet payoff.

Or am I mistaken in the the fun and goon laughs when it comes to work?

i love you too.

net cafe scandal posted:

Youre having a psychotic break my man. Lol.

theguybro posted:

The tshirts are wack and the xp doesn't matter after you've unlocked everything