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WORLDS BEST BABY
Aug 26, 2006

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Team Pee Pee

Team Doo Doo

Team pee pee is number one.

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Caerulius
Jun 23, 2007

This was a waste of $5.

noirstronaut posted:

Team Cat: secretly supporting the Confederate Party

The South shall splat again.


I hope that in the dim future of the post WiiU era, when Callie and Marie have long since tired of their role as announcers for the 17 people remaining in the player base they come forward with one final splatfest. An attempt to reinvigorate the once flourishing Inkopolis? No. A way out. A final culling. Which are you? Squid or Kid?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Saw a guy "surfing" a seeker at the start of a game just now. He threw one and squidded behind it :eyepop:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2GDbEmjGE

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

WORLDS BEST BABY posted:

Team pee pee is number one.

Splatoon: Team pee pee is number one

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

BattleMaster posted:

Saw a guy "surfing" a seeker at the start of a game just now. He threw one and squidded behind it :eyepop:

Yeah, it owns a whole whole lot.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!
Frankly that's half the reason to pick a weapon with a Seeker on it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

BattleMaster posted:

Saw a guy "surfing" a seeker at the start of a game just now. He threw one and squidded behind it :eyepop:

Now you know why the 52-Deco's so popular :allears:. Well that and the Inkstrike.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Team Rock vs Team Eurovision.

Drag queen power tenor? Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4
Turkish Manboat? Pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY
Epic Sax and neon violin? Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-VMHOlCyW8
ABBA? Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c

Though it's not exactly a universal rule. Lordi's definitely Team Rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

Bruceski fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jun 14, 2015

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bruceski posted:

Team Rock vs Team Eurovision.

Drag queen power tenor? Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4
Turkish Manboat? Pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY
Epic Sax and neon violin? Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-VMHOlCyW8
ABBA? Pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c

Lordi? Rock. And they won Eurovision with it.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f71lMnRbSaM

:boom:

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
For those who care (few), here are the results from the Rice Vs. Bread Splatfest



Percentage of Votes



Winning Percentage



Victory for Team Rice! So this morning I had a bowl of rice and natto. What can I say, I know how to pick um' :smug:. The shirt is now out of my inventory, and based on the level you get during the fest, you get a prize.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!
Well what's the drat prize hoss

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Drastic Actions posted:

For those who care (few), here are the results from the Rice Vs. Bread Splatfest



Percentage of Votes



Winning Percentage



Victory for Team Rice! So this morning I had a bowl of rice and natto. What can I say, I know how to pick um' :smug:. The shirt is now out of my inventory, and based on the level you get during the fest, you get a prize.

So since you reached max level and your team won, that means you got the maximum possible number of shells, right? If I remember correctly that's 24?

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
^^^
Yep

Poultron posted:

Well what's the drat prize hoss

I don't remember if the translation is different in the US release, but it's Super Sea Snail's. Based on the level you get during the fest, the more snails you get. For the eternal level, you get 24.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Poor Marie. You could tip her over with a feather.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

It's okay. She'll know victory soon enough.

oopsie rock
Oct 12, 2012

Sam Faust posted:

It's okay. She'll know victory soon enough.

no

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I like how all she can muster in the second picture is "ugugugugu..."

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Sam Faust posted:

It's okay. She'll know victory soon enough.

It's mean to lie.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Drastic Actions posted:

For those who care (few), here are the results from the Rice Vs. Bread Splatfest



Percentage of Votes



Winning Percentage



Victory for Team Rice! So this morning I had a bowl of rice and natto. What can I say, I know how to pick um' :smug:. The shirt is now out of my inventory, and based on the level you get during the fest, you get a prize.

drat it

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Callie is the correct sister for the correct team. Team Cat.

Cthulhuchan
Nov 10, 2005

Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully.

Such as this one.

Just a tiny sip couldn't hurt...

Sorry dude, risotto pretty much ruins any chance bread had.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Team Whatever-Callie-Is-Supporting

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Infinitum posted:

Team Whatever-Callie-Is-Supporting

Callie is Team Cat Judd, so you're good.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Marie:

A: Looks cooler.

B: Is cooler.


Callie, wrong about cats, wrong for Inkopolis.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Jonas Albrecht posted:

Marie:

A: Looks cooler.

B: Is cooler.


Callie, wrong about cats, wrong for Inkopolis.

Everything about this post is wrong. Just like Team Dog.

Folt The Bolt
Feb 21, 2012

Nothing exciting to see here. Move along.
Holy poo poo! I had a Turf War where me and my teammates were owning the other team, and, then I looked down on the map and saw that the enemy team had almost painted our part of the map so I hurried back and painted as much of it as I could and I'm happy I think I got someone to help me with that since that our team got the win with most of the stage being in our color at the end. That was the coolest Turf War I've had.

EDIT: I might stick with the Hero Replica Headset in addition to my Black Urban Gilet and Blue Biker Boots since I found Tenacity to be a kind of alright (but not great) ability and the Run Speed Up + Ink Saver (Sub) and Ink Recovery Up is actually kind of neat.

Folt The Bolt fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jun 14, 2015

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015
So when do we get some other splatfests?

Team Ketchup On Hot Dogs vs. Team Mustard On Hot Dogs

Team Domestic vs. Team Import (beer)

Team Kid vs. Team Squid

Team Tumblr vs. Team Reddit

Team Tea vs. Team Coffee (I wouldn't be surprised to see this one for real)

Team Diet Coke vs. Team Coke Zero

Team Gyro vs. Team Twin Sticks

Team "Football" vs. Team "Soccer"

Team Kirk vs. Team Picard

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Randumb Thots posted:

So when do we get some other splatfests?

Team Ketchup On Hot Dogs vs. Team Mustard On Hot Dogs

Team Domestic vs. Team Import (beer)

Team Kid vs. Team Squid

Team Tumblr vs. Team Reddit

Team Tea vs. Team Coffee (I wouldn't be surprised to see this one for real)

Team Diet Coke vs. Team Coke Zero

Team Gyro vs. Team Twin Sticks

Team "Football" vs. Team "Soccer"

Team Kirk vs. Team Picard

Team Callie vs. Team Marie

If Tea vs Coffee ever becomes a thing put me down for Team Tea.

Folt The Bolt
Feb 21, 2012

Nothing exciting to see here. Move along.

Randumb Thots posted:

So when do we get some other splatfests?

Team Ketchup On Hot Dogs vs. Team Mustard On Hot Dogs

Team Domestic vs. Team Import (beer)

Team Kid vs. Team Squid

Team Tumblr vs. Team Reddit

Team Tea vs. Team Coffee (I wouldn't be surprised to see this one for real)

Team Diet Coke vs. Team Coke Zero

Team Gyro vs. Team Twin Sticks

Team "Football" vs. Team "Soccer"

Team Kirk vs. Team Picard

The bolded ones are teams I would join.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Randumb Thots posted:

Team Diet Coke vs. Team Coke Zero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOoXwxqeVzg

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

burgers vs hotdogs seems like something they'd probably do for a US splatfest

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook
Team Mario vs Team Sonic

Nintendo excommunicates anyone who chooses the latter.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
Burgers for life woof woof

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...
Team CWC vs Team Ulililia

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Help Im Alive posted:

burgers vs hotdogs seems like something they'd probably do for a US splatfest

Team Obesity vs Team Diabetes

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Marie:

A: Looks cooler.

B: Is cooler.


Callie, wrong about cats, wrong for Inkopolis.

wow way to expose yourself as a literal terrorist

Splatfest dance party

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Randumb Thots posted:

Team Mustard On Hot Dogs

Team Import (beer)

Team KidSquid

Team Tumblr vs. Team Reddit

Team Tea

Team Coke Zero

Team Gyro

Team "Football" vs. Team "Soccer"

Team Picard

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pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.
People "stuck" at C+ due to "connection problems": maybe the problem is you???

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