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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Tomorrow we have Colombia - Venezuela, the two countries with the hottest women on earth, think of it as the opposite of England - Scotland.

And later Brazil - Peru

great Sunday for football lovers

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

El Hefe posted:

Tomorrow we have Colombia - Venezuela, the two countries with the hottest women on earth, think of it as the opposite of England - Scotland.


well only venezuela are bringing women to the copa america so i dunno how entertaining that will be!!!

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
This Argentina side is only missing 3 key players...Iniesta, Neymar, and Suarez.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
I guess I shouldn't have stopped watching this game in half time???

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer

Syncopated posted:

I guess I shouldn't have stopped watching this game in half time???

*points and laughs*

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Martino hosed up with the subs, taking out Pastore and Aguero was stupid.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lucas barrios scoring the equalizer was kinda cool too i guess

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I came here to mock messi but can't top that lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi had a pretty good game though, unless you didn't watch the game...

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Syncopated posted:

I guess I shouldn't have stopped watching this game in half time???

Same

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



El Hefe posted:

Messi had a pretty good game though, unless you didn't watch the game...

I didn't :troll:

He should be able to drag a team of clowns to victory though, and Argentina are not even 30% clowns

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Argentina are always so so good on paper and terrible on the pitch.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Martino is a bad manager. Putting Tevez as a midfielder when Paraguay started dominating that zone was a real smart move.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
But he's very respected in South America

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Polidoro posted:

But he's very respected in South America

He is

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Chavez was also very respected in South America and turned out to be a pretty bad manager.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lads

Venezuela's triumphal march to the title is about to begin

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




gently caress there's a ton of Colombia fans at this game

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
I hear Colombia is rly bad this year.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Failcow got a haircut

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
This game has really tight spaces and theres no room for anyone to move...

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
Lol ospina

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Venezuela playing like the dirty cunts they are.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Hamz doing a tribute to Stevie G

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Drogadon posted:

Hamz doing a tribute to Stevie G

yeah that was some fail

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Jefferson Farfan is out for the later game against Brazil, because he's allergic to chocolate but ate some chocolate anyways (according to Tancredi).

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Peruvian press are saying it was an allergic reaction to some medicine. So either Tancredi is bulshitting us, or the Peruvians are trying to cover up that Farfan is a moron. Could go either way imo.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



PerpetualSelf posted:

Venezuela playing like the dirty cunts they are.

All the dirty poo poo I've been seeing is from Colombia, but I just tuned in. Gotta say, for a minnow, Venezuela look good.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Venezuela have been playing hard and doing some sneaky "softening" of the Colombians. It has been really effective. Venezuela have been a nice surprise so far.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
colombia doesnt like it up em

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Venezuela always is hard for Colombia. Don't take them doing well against Colombia as doing well as minnows. They'll play like poo poo next match and lose. This is a rivalry match and both teams play completely different. I understand that's not how it works in Europe but South American Football is like that.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
noice

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
'mon the Zuela, imo

:chord:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Congrats El Hefe, your boys deserve it

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Two heads are better than one? That was pretty.

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Cool gol, cool game.

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
Colombia hasn't beaten Venezuela in 10 years.

And they won't.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
lets go rationing communist fucks

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



taking out the Baccman and putting in garbageman Teo, a bad move

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