Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Schneider Heim posted:

From Avengers VS #2

I'll never get tired of Thor being a dick to Tony.

If Tony dug out the stone under his foot at an angle such that Mjolnir would logically fall off his foot what would happen

# ? Jun 14, 2015 18:46

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:42

Hulk Smash!: Jul 14, 2004

Or, you know, just get out of the armor.

Edit: Thor should totally keep on being a dick to Tony though. Feels like he let him off too easy for the whole cloning thing.

# ? Jun 14, 2015 18:47

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

David D. Davidson posted:

So how does Tony even go the the Bathroom in that suit?

He just pisses in it. Like an astronaut.

# ? Jun 14, 2015 21:08

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgA9dsiEcEQ

# ? Jun 14, 2015 22:39

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Does anyone have the panel of Hank Pym "working" on Jocasta? You know what I mean.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 01:01

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Strange Tales 83 Stan Lee Loves circuses

# ? Jun 15, 2015 01:08

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 15, 2015 06:08

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Hulk Smash! posted:

Or, you know, just get out of the armor.

Edit: Thor should totally keep on being a dick to Tony though. Feels like he let him off too easy for the whole cloning thing.

Thor just made an angry speech and hit him with lightning once, right? He should have been much harder on him. I blame Hollywood.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 13:53

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

prefect posted:

Thor just made an angry speech and hit him with lightning once, right? He should have been much harder on him. I blame Hollywood.

He spent an entire issue beating the poo poo out of him, then Tony was so scared and beat up that he gave Asgard diplomatic immunity from the registration act and ran with his tail between his legs.

Then Thor was a huge dick to him for like a year any time they met, until they bonded over murdering Sentry.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:12

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Lurdiak posted:

He spent an entire issue beating the poo poo out of him, then Tony was so scared and beat up that he gave Asgard diplomatic immunity from the registration act and ran with his tail between his legs.

Then Thor was a huge dick to him for like a year any time they met, until they bonded over murdering Sentry.

I guess Thor really hates paperwork then, considering the form would read "Thor. Secret Identity, also Thor. You idiot"

Well, when he's not working construction at least. Which was already a SHIELD Registered identity anyways :v:

# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:18

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Section Z posted:

I guess Thor really hates paperwork then, considering the form would read "Thor. Secret Identity, also Thor. You idiot"

Donald Blake? But you forget, the registration act would also have made every Asgardian essentially a slave to the US government to be used in military action as they see fit.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:45

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Lurdiak posted:

Donald Blake? But you forget, the registration act would also have made every Asgardian essentially a slave to the US government to be used in military action as they see fit.

I suppose that's what I get for not reading or paying too much attention to the Civil War :downs:

I'm still standing by the assumption that Thor hates paperwork though, that still works either way.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 00:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

Donald Blake? But you forget, the registration act would also have made every Asgardian essentially a slave to the US government to be used in military action as they see fit.

When was the last time Thor used the Donald Blake identity? Also, that wasn't so much a secret identity as another actual dude whose psyche he was piggy backing on.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 02:54

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Section Z posted:

Well, when he's not working construction at least.

I thought that was Spider-Man?

# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:11

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

The Lone Badger posted:

I thought that was Spider-Man?

A blonde giant named Sigurd Jarlson, yep, that's gotta be Spider-man's alias. Now dammit where's the panel of the foreman jumping to that conclusion? The best I've found is "Sigurd" demonstrating how infallible his disguise is. (Pic rehosted from here, unsure of source beyond Simonson's run on Thor.)

# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:28

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Skwirl posted:

When was the last time Thor used the Donald Blake identity? Also, that wasn't so much a secret identity as another actual dude whose psyche he was piggy backing on.

It was and it wasn't. Originally Donald Blake was just the guy with the hammer to become Thor, but then it was retconned into being an identity invented by Odin and Donald Blake was just Thor enchanted to be human and have false memories, and then when they retired the secret identity altogether (because once they'd removed the limitation of having to hold on to the hammer to be Thor it was just an excuse to have Thor slum around Midgard pretending to have Spider-man problems, and therefore useless) whoever wrote that forgot Donald Blake didn't exist at all and made him a separate person to be put on a bus.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:36

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Skwirl posted:

When was the last time Thor used the Donald Blake identity? Also, that wasn't so much a secret identity as another actual dude whose psyche he was piggy backing on.

Well sure, but Donald Blake was still a huge part of the Thor comeback until Fraction went and turned the guy evil and killed him for no apparent reason.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 06:25

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Ghostlight posted:

It was and it wasn't. Originally Donald Blake was just the guy with the hammer to become Thor, but then it was retconned into being an identity invented by Odin and Donald Blake was just Thor enchanted to be human and have false memories, and then when they retired the secret identity altogether (because once they'd removed the limitation of having to hold on to the hammer to be Thor it was just an excuse to have Thor slum around Midgard pretending to have Spider-man problems, and therefore useless) whoever wrote that forgot Donald Blake didn't exist at all and made him a separate person to be put on a bus.

Actually JMS explained it as Odin's spell that made Donald Blake not exist any more stopped working with Ragnar�k, so he just spontaneously came into existence again as his own being, since Thor was gone.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 10:00

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

darthbob88 posted:

A blonde giant named Sigurd Jarlson, yep, that's gotta be Spider-man's alias. Now dammit where's the panel of the foreman jumping to that conclusion? The best I've found is "Sigurd" demonstrating how infallible his disguise is. (Pic rehosted from here, unsure of source beyond Simonson's run on Thor.)

This is the only panel I've been able to find, from Thor #344.

I think your pic is from Thor #341, when the Sigurd Jarlson identity was first used.

Side note: Is it the artist or the letterer that does sound effects? Because Walt Simonson always seems to have the best ones.

Aha!

prefect fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Jun 16, 2015

# ? Jun 16, 2015 10:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Yvonmukluk posted:

Actually JMS explained it as Odin's spell that made Donald Blake not exist any more stopped working with Ragnar�k, so he just spontaneously came into existence again as his own being, since Thor was gone.

But Donald Blake only existed as Odin's spell :psyduck:

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:04

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Ghostlight posted:

But Donald Blake only existed as Odin's spell

Listen, we're up to like 4 Lokis due to exactly these kinds of shenanigans. It's perfectly acceptable.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:06

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Does Odin really look like the kind of guy who thinks through his spells before casting the poo poo out of them?

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:09

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Who ever heard of a god creating life by accident?

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:11

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

prefect posted:

Side note: Is it the artist or the letterer that does sound effects? Because Walt Simonson always seems to have the best ones.

I believe it's the letterer. John Workman's letters perfectly complement Simonson's art, and Workman was the first letterer, in my own comics-reading history, to make me think there was anything other than plain utility to the craft.

Oh, and I'm not trying to open a can of worms, but if you want to see some of the best lettering in your life, Dave Sim's your fellow:

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:15

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Oh, and I'm not trying to open a can of worms, but if you want to see some of the best lettering in your life, Dave Sim's your fellow:

Look, no one's ever going to dispute Sim's talent.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:17

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Lurdiak posted:

Look, no one's ever going to dispute Sim's talent.

I've seen it done, swear to god.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:30

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

He's got a talent for squandering his entire career for sure.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 11:35

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I doubt there's a hard rule about sound effects. Some artists integrate them into their drawings so well they have to be doing it themselves. I don't have the pages handy to post but anybody who's read Batman: Snow knows what I'm talking about.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:44

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Pastry of the Year posted:

I believe it's the letterer. John Workman's letters perfectly complement Simonson's art, and Workman was the first letterer, in my own comics-reading history, to make me think there was anything other than plain utility to the craft.

Yeah, unless the sound effects are *really* integrated into the art (a la Quitel's Batmobile panel that I can't find a good source of), it's the letterer.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:49

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Frank Quietly, from Morrison's batman run:

edit:table breaking

# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:32

Zombie Tsunami: Jun 22, 2006

That Morrison run has a ton of funny stuff in it.

Batman and Robin #16

Seriously, don't.

Who needs sound effects?

# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:13

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Lurdiak posted:

Who ever heard of a god creating life by accident?

Azathoth?

# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:19

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Nice rape face, Kid Flash.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 01:49

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Nice rape face, Kid Flash.

That would be the problem with this gimmick. That's not 'hilariously out of context/edited'.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 01:53

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

And Aqualad's the only one of the four who doesn't look interested.

Dude loving loves him some fishsticks.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 02:04

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Gnome de plume posted:

Dude loving loves him some fishsticks.

I only glanced at the OP and initially thought this was a double entendre.

It could still be a double entendre.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 02:44

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

He likes to put 'em in his mouth

# ? Jun 17, 2015 03:10

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

What is he, a gay fish?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 13:26

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

No Orson Welles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:42

Shitshow: Jul 25, 2007; We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

Wolverine peruses a Hustler magazine in the background while Colossus looks on in shock and the proprietor in disgust. (From issue 1 of the Dark Phoenix Saga.)

# ? Jun 18, 2015 14:02

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