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who ya got in the money in the bank match
This poll is closed.
Sheamus 7 8.14%
Dolph Ziggler 1 1.16%
Kofi Kingston 10 11.63%
Roman Reigns 23 26.74%
Randy Orton 3 3.49%
The Demon, Kane 11 12.79%
there's somebody else in this match but I forgot who and I don't want to look it up 31 36.05%
Total: 86 votes
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DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Who did he piss off?

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
King Jarret?! Barret's joined the force!

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

The Jumpoff posted:

In a match of jobber vs jobber, who is the jobber?

Zack Ryder.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
"BURY RYDER" a little late for that, sign person.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

IGN sucks

Also Barrett couldn't take his robe off

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DudeDeuce posted:

Who did he piss off?

well he did break Cena's nose a few weeks ago

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Le Saboteur posted:

Is the network being really hitchy for any of y'all tonight.

It's alright for me so far.


BigRed0427 posted:

More importantly, why is the king gimmick still a thing?

Dear god WWE...

Because they just love trotting dudes around in robes.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Not wrestling in the tunic.

Burn it all to the ground :(

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

The Jumpoff posted:

In a match of jobber vs jobber, who is the jobber?

It's us, we're the jobbers.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
commercial break

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Shima Honnou posted:

"BURY RYDER" a little late for that, sign person.

Maybe he's got a "PUSH AUSTIN" sign, too.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

LOL at commercial break mid-match on a PPV pre-show

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


BigRed0427 posted:

More importantly, why is the king gimmick still a thing?

Dear god WWE...

Clearly hatred of royalty is embedded in the American cultural consciousness.

Either that or they're completely lacking in original ideas.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
*Zoom in on Barret while R-Truth does an impressive jumping split*

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

love me some ad breaks on the god drat network preshow

you were too good for this world, Barrett

Factory Davey
Jan 9, 2010

I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best. :(
did they just go to a commercial on a loving pay per view mid match?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Commercials for stupid fuckin tough enough in the middle of a match. Why not just tattoo "Jobber" on their foreheads?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

R Truth is doing a flip in the ring. Quick, cut the Barret taking a rest outside!

The Jumpoff
May 4, 2011
Your dad's in the Russian Mafia, that's the jumpoff!

Delsaber posted:

It's us, we're the jobbers.

I knew we were getting buried eventually.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

ZDar Fan posted:

LOL at commercial break mid-match on a PPV pre-show

I like that they haven't muted the crowd mics.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

did they just go to a commercial on a loving pay per view mid match?

the preshow is a free youtube stream

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

My dad came in and watched the start of the match. "Oh, so he threw King Barrett out so they could go to a commerical? Why are there commercials if it's on pay per view?"

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Shima Honnou posted:

"BURY RYDER" a little late for that, sign person.

if they buried Ryder any further he'd fall out of Antarctica into outer space

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

I like that they haven't muted the crowd mics.

The commercials need the pops.


Tokamak posted:

the preshow is a free youtube stream

The loving ppv is a free wwe.com stream. That doesn't mean it should have commercials for tough enough over people who are already in the wwe.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
It's like watching Smackdown on UPN all over again...

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

My dad thinks JBL is funny help

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

The most important Brits JBL can think of are John Oliver, Ricky Gervais, and Pippa Middleton

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



R-Truth coming out tomorrow in a matching outfit would be fantastic.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
dammit King

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"You don't become the King by beating up the current King!"

Tell that to Henry Tudor, JBL :smug:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
King is good

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

My dad thinks JBL is funny help

Ask your dad what he thinks of the dog on my avatar please. Hi your dad.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DudeDeuce posted:

Who did he piss off?

me.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

My dad thinks JBL is funny help

That's pretty much the most succinct way to describe JBL's commentary style

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dr. rear end posted:

The most important Brits JBL can think of are John Oliver, Ricky Gervais, and Pippa Middleton

He's not wrong.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

if they buried Ryder any further he'd fall out of Antarctica into outer space

Ryder got a win in NXT.

Also...Call the loving match you dipshits!

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

did they just go to a commercial on a loving pay per view mid match?

welcome to every singe WWE pre-show ever

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

how bout they run a ticker for Tough Enough like they do for Twitter the entire goddamn show?

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I paid for this show on accident so I guess I might as well watch it. Neville should do some cool stuff in the ladder match at least.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

King is good

King: gently caress it, I'll just do both parts of the joke myself!

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