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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Are footballers especially thick or is it all professional athletes who didn't properly go to school from the age of 12?

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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

oliwan posted:

Are footballers especially thick or is it all professional athletes who didn't properly go to school from the age of 12?

Professional darts players at least need to know how to subtract.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
These footballers literally have the mental and emotional capacity of a 12 year old, no wonder they want to fart is some girl's face.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
That's a funny video.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


oliwan posted:

Are footballers especially thick or is it all professional athletes who didn't properly go to school from the age of 12?

http://consumer.healthday.com/cogni...ays-684615.html

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/does-heading-a-soccer-ball-cause-brain-damage/

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Wait till my husband hears about this

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Xabi posted:

I hope Pissflaps's wife doesn't check his browsing history.

Abandon all hope

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Cisse told his girlfriend he was going on holiday and went and got married in France

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
So a couple of ching-chong jokes among friends is now 'racism'? What a world we live in!

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Jose posted:

Cisse told his girlfriend he was going on holiday and went and got married in France

I honestly hope Newcastle are never relegated

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Jose posted:

Cisse told his girlfriend he was going on holiday and went and got married in France

girlfriends*

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Jose posted:

Cisse told his girlfriend he was going on holiday and went and got married in France

Pro move this.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Isn't he Muslim? They're allowed loads aren't they?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Tbf I think his blonde gf was a bit of a stunner

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...iends-home.html

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


he's my hero now

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Id gently caress em all. If they hadn't been with a black I mean.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Is that a wedding cake made out of doughnuts?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

Id gently caress em all. If they hadn't been with a black I mean.

lol

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Soulex posted:

Is that a wedding cake made out of doughnuts?

It's an croquembouche

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bape Culture posted:

Id gently caress em all. If they hadn't been with a black I mean.

Lmao

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Bape Culture posted:

Id gently caress em all. If they hadn't been with a black I mean.

wow

Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Total Meatlove posted:

It's an croquembouche

bless u

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Bape Culture posted:

Id gently caress em all. If they hadn't been with a black I mean.

man... thats not cool....

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Soulex posted:

Is that a wedding cake made out of doughnuts?

lol you pleb

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Another woman has claimed she was in a relationship with Cisse when he got married

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Jose posted:

Another woman has claimed she was in a relationship with Cisse when he got married

now I wonder, did they know about the other girlfriends at all??

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

Id gently caress em all. If they hadn't been with a black I mean.

Haha

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006


Traditional stereotypes state that this is a confirmation that he'll choose Ireland but since it happened in Tenerife, I'm leaning towards him joining the England team

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Ziggy Tzardust posted:



Traditional stereotypes state that this is a confirmation that he'll choose Ireland but since it happened in Tenerife, I'm leaning towards him joining the England team

You'd think a pro footballer could afford some better mates that would get him to bed.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


sassassin posted:

You'd think a pro footballer could afford some better mates that would get him to bed.

only for a spitroast though, he probably told them he thinks that's gay and they left him

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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can't we let players be 19 years old when they're on holiday? I mean, homie was not going to play a match the day after or anything

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

dex_sda posted:

only for a spitroast though, he probably told them he thinks that's gay and they left him

Looks like it was posted by a girl. Probably her way of getting back at him. I'm guessing another mate and her were up for it but Jack was too drunk

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I like that he's in the actual street and not even on the sidewalk.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Weaponized Cum posted:

can't we let players be 19 years old when they're on holiday? I mean, homie was not going to play a match the day after or anything

this lol hes finished his season is on holiday and has done his bit for the club, Hes done nothing wrong

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
That's a proper Tenerife holiday if ever I saw one.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
He could have died of exposure/random Birmingham fan passing by.

Or a pikey.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

sassassin posted:



Or a pikey.

have a good time in tenerife? haha

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

sassassin posted:

He could have died of exposure/random Birmingham fan passing by.

Or a pikey.

Exposure at night in Tenerife??

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ninpo posted:

Exposure at night in Tenerife??

Yeah. Post your holiday album haha

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
One Direction have got to be down to 2 or 3 members at this point.

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