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Since This thread has been generating new replies lately, and there is certainly a demand for more confessions, let's give it another try. Send your confessions to saanonconfessions@gmail.com and I'll post them here. You can use https://www.guerrillamail.com/ or something similar so as not to use your real email address. As always, I will abstain from posting outright illegal poo poo, but things that are funny, even if I suspect they are untrue, will be posted for your enjoyment. If you only want to read the confessions and skip the commentary, you can click the question mark button on the lower half side of my user details or follow this link. I am helped by loquacius, so any non-confession questions can be directed to both of us by PM. Let's get this show on the road! H.H fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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I have a 9" dong with the girth of a coke can.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 08:09 |
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Wait I thought this was anonymous
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 08:10 |
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It's summer in 5 days OP.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 08:14 |
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H.H posted:Since This thread has been generating new replies lately, and there is certainly a demand for more confessions, let's give it another try. I don't think you get how this works; no one wants to use their real email address. Link up one of those anonymous email sites.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 12:07 |
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You're right, OP corrected. Thanks!
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First confession of the thread:quote:i have a PhD in my field and I'm married to someone smarter than me but I honestly don't feel like a smart person. There are people doing research who I believe are truly gifted, with a passion for advancing current theories, but honestly most of time I'm just phoning it in. I don't stay up late puzzling over my work, in fact, it's just that to me: work. There are some people out there in the field who are doing work and asking "big questions", trying to change the world. Maybe they are just swinging at windmills, but sometimes I wish I had their ambition. To me, this was just a career move. In all honesty, the real reason I've pursued this career path is because I've never left the comforts of academia and I haven't actually had an honest days work in my life. My hands are incredibly soft. I am terrified that I couldn't make it in the real world so I've stayed in academia and I've done well but I know it's all just an intricate facade. what really triggers me is seeing some undeserving prick enjoying their stupid life more than me. Since I've been posting here one poster makes me want to die. This stupid piece of poo poo is a mentally ill poor ugly Mexican. I didn't think I was racist before but now I can't help but hate every smelly brown fucker with sexy hair I see buying Walmart brand chips. Stupid fuckingg human being smile I even dream about him. I dreamt about kissing him and I'm not even gay I hate this fucker so much I really really hate him. He thinks he is smarter than me but he's not. He's not smarter than me. He isn't
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:28 |
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Ok, I sent in a confession... not sure if it's anonymous now though
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:30 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ok, I sent in a confession... not sure if it's anonymous now though Your secret is safe with me: quote:I'm gay btw you have a redundant apostrophe
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:31 |
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Here's an open secret: These threads are stupid trash for stupid trash people, who believe stdh.txt.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:35 |
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satanic splash-back posted:Here's an open secret: These threads are stupid trash for stupid trash people, who believe stdh.txt. nuh uh, theres no reason to lie
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 13:45 |
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i am pop sensation lou bega and i crank my stubby hog to the gbs internet forums on the reg
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social vegan posted:i am pop sensation lou bega and i crank my stubby hog to the gbs internet forums on the reg LOVED you at the State Fair last year.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 14:48 |
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quote:i have a PhD in my field and I'm married to someone smarter than me but I honestly don't feel like a smart person. There are people doing research who I believe are truly gifted, with a passion for advancing current theories, but honestly most of time I'm just phoning it in. I don't stay up late puzzling over my work, in fact, it's just that to me: work. There are some people out there in the field who are doing work and asking "big questions", trying to change the world. Maybe they are just swinging at windmills, but sometimes I wish I had their ambition. To me, this was just a career move. In all honesty, the real reason I've pursued this career path is because I've never left the comforts of academia and I haven't actually had an honest days work in my life. My hands are incredibly soft. I am terrified that I couldn't make it in the real world so I've stayed in academia and I've done well but I know it's all just an intricate facade. what really triggers me is seeing some undeserving prick enjoying their stupid life more than me. Since I've been posting here one poster makes me want to die. This stupid piece of poo poo is a mentally ill poor ugly Mexican. I didn't think I was racist before but now I can't help but hate every smelly brown fucker with sexy hair I see buying Walmart brand chips. Stupid fuckingg human being smile I even dream about him. I dreamt about kissing him and I'm not even gay I hate this fucker so much I really really hate him. He thinks he is smarter than me but he's not. He's not smarter than me. He isn't
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quote:I really wish my wife would die. She has been battling terminal cancer for 3 years now, and her body is finally shutting down after nine months of torture. quote:I worked in West Africa for the WHO on the Ebola outbreak. After returning, I was extremely angry over the situation down there (essentially the only important thing while working for the WHO on the outbreak is to improve your own career, nothing else is important) and this led to trouble sleeping, anxiety, and depression.
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H.H posted:Wall of text Holy poo poo. Like how does civilization carry on at a global level without mass chaos when the level of incompetency in the people in charge is this bad. Planes should be falling out of the sky constantly.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 16:25 |
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My cousin worked for the WHO and I've heard the complete opposite... I heard nothing but praise from him about how they would give out hundreds of vaccinations a week to children in South Africa. edit: He also stopped working for them mid 2011, so that was before the ebola outbreak. 1001 Arabian dicks fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 16, 2015 |
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avatarinwin posted:My cousin worked for the WHO and I've heard the complete opposite... Business as usual versus crisis management. An organisation can be excellent at one and dreadful at the other.
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avatarinwin posted:My cousin worked for the WHO and I've heard the complete opposite... That person is basically just really soft and doesn't understand how organizations work, s/he had some bad experiences with the supervisor and didn't seek help at the correct time and is butthurt that s/he has to deal with the conseqeuences now. WHO is just like any big organization and this person thought because it was a health organization it would be all candy and rainbows.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 17:51 |
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Op, wasnt there an issue with using thst anon mail servicenot actually being anonymous? Like it showed originating ip addresses ir smt I forget.
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Wedemeyer posted:Op, wasnt there an issue with using thst anon mail servicenot actually being anonymous? Like it showed originating ip addresses ir smt I forget. I can't see anything like that, I don't think there's any problem.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:18 |
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I wonder how hosed up snd even more depressed WHO guy would've been if he had to tske the boat/bus with all the ebola infectees or stay in a lovely hotel in the middle of a slum lol
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:23 |
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Holy poo poo, WHO anon poster lived a Frontline episode.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:26 |
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H.H posted:There's a lot more I could say, but I doubt anyone would read it or care This is one of those things that gets me really sad and wanting to do something but I just don't even know the first step to take besides sending some emails to WHO which I'm sure will get ignored. Thanks for shutting down mental health services in the country Reagan you were a true bro.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:29 |
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I once worked a catering gig somewhere in Africa and didn't wash my hands after shitposting. This was shortly before the ebola outbreak. It was me. haris pilton fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jun 16, 2015 |
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I want to jazz this thread with some kind of electrifying international disease scandal too but I'm ruthlessly normal and have no confessions. I've never done anything weird or had anything exciting happen to me. It is up to you, the sexual deviants to burst through the clouds and shine like the sun. Regal us with rectal adventures! Tales of untold Cuckery! All the days prior to this you were the offal in the sewer, but today my good friends, today we are panning for gold in that sewer. You are that gold. Reveal your genital mysteries.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:20 |
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I once shot a load into my own face
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 21:36 |
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Wedemeyer posted:Op, wasnt there an issue with using thst anon mail servicenot actually being anonymous? Like it showed originating ip addresses ir smt I forget. It definitely shows originating IP addresses in the header. It isn't untraceable so I wouldn't submit anything that could get you into big big trouble. Or use TOR to send the mail I guess?
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 21:37 |
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Don't lie about your murders. Have some integrity. If you only murdered 3 children, don't mention you murdered 4 children; puffing up your numbers is just wrong.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 21:52 |
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satanic splash-back posted:Here's an open secret: These threads are stupid trash for stupid trash people, who believe stdh.txt. its true but suspending belief works for tv, why not these lovely threads?
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 21:58 |
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these confessions would be a lot better if they weren't anonymous
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 22:01 |
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Piearesquared posted:Holy poo poo. Like how does civilization carry on at a global level without mass chaos when the level of incompetency in the people in charge is this bad. Planes should be falling out of the sky constantly. He's got the whole world in His hands
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quote:i think I've confessed this before, but I've done more now. I cannot stand the sight of a monkey. Not Chimps and gorillas but the smaller ones. Something about those little faces and their little flailing hands makes me want to just wring the life out of them. I remember being young, no more than 7 or 8 and went on a school trip to the zoo. There was this little Pygmy marmoset in a cage with a mate. I suddenly was overcome with the urge to take the smaller one from out of the cage and just make it scream while the other watched. I was afraid for a long time that I was a psychopath, going to torture animals etc but no. I've, until recently, never harmed another living thing. I love my pets and my children beyond words, but monkeys fill me with a dark and vile purpose. I previously linked to the "poor baby monkey" youtube series where abused baby monkeys in foreign zoos are video taped by unsympathetic, or even like minded, people. They way they half beaten to death, starved little thing trembles is a font of sadistic pleasure. I've often fantasized about getting a little helper monkey and re-enacting the "faces of Death" scene. You know the one, not that I would eat it after mind you. I didn't come to post my ideas, but rather wanted to confess that I've actually done it. I live in Southern California, a pretty plain area but we are close to the border where things are lax. I found a man online through irc where we share our feelings on simian torture. All sorts of good lab testing videos or animal snuff and crush films. I find the majority abhorrent but the monkey stuff is top notch. We agreed to meet and he would sell me his mothers helper monkey. We would then go off and live out the fantasy. I decided to do it, told the mrs I was meeting an old friend who was coming north and were going to go out hiking. We met up and there he was in the cage. A tiny little thing. We drove out into the desert for an hour or two chatting about what we would do. To avoid making this a torture porn, suffice to say it died very slowly. We burned it's body and then had lunch in Joshua Tree. My favorite part was breaking its hands and feet and then chasing it with an electric fly swatter. My partner tried something with a youtube clip of monkey mother calls and a leash. Too cerebral for me. I came to the memory of its screams later that night as I hosed my wife. One of our better nights of sex too. Sometimes I feel guilty. It was just a dumb animal, it didn't need to suffer, but then that dark pit rises up in my throat and I remember just how much I hate those monkeys. I don't think I will do it again, killing an actual monkey, but I just wanted to confess to it and to anyone else out there who hates them as much as I do, yes it does feel as good as you think it does. quote:I sent this in the other thread but I suspect he isn't reading them anymore so I'm gonna do a tl;dr instead of the essay I sent. quote:I'm genuinely terrified of black people quote:I put the screw in the tuna quote:I watch porn and jerk off way too much, like for 1-2 hours a day on average. I also pretend to be a girl online and roleplay porn scenes with guys. Sometimes at work (ie i do it at work, the guys aren't at my work. i don't think)
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 01:58 |
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Hooray, the return of the monkey mutilators.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 02:48 |
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lmao at the goon whose life ambition is for his wife to die so he makes 24k a year
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 02:51 |
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This poo poo can't have died already can it?
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quote:For the last year, I have been having an on-and-off affair with a movie star. quote:I am an erotica author from the old BFC thread. My name appears in the writer credits of many children's shows. Gigs are impossible to get. Erotica puts food on the table. quote:When I was stationed in Afghanistan I watched my squadmates rape a 15-year-old farm girl to death. I didn't participate but I didnt do anything to stop it. I'll never forget her screaming and the look on her mother's face when they dragged her daughter off, the last time she would see her daughter alive. I was threatened to never say anything. I'm too scared to.
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i dont actually know how to masturbate
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That WHO guy should talk to some journalists or something
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