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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
He doesn't count as a skilled worker any more and with one goal in 17 its no surprise.

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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he's a DM so I don't know why you're asking him for goals

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Weaponized Cum posted:

he's a DM so I don't know why you're asking him for goals

it's a dungeon master's job to create goals for the players

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Angelino from Man City to New York City on a season long loan is a Done Deal

This is cool that NYCFC is basically gonna be a club that City can send out youngsters on loan to. I bet he's guaranteed playing time too. Shay Facey is already in New York, and he's getting loads of time at CB despite being a 20 year old right back.

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
Juanmi to Southampton is a Done Deal




Blue Star Error posted:

Don't you Juanmi baby, don't you Juanmi oh ohhoh oh

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Why would Chelsea want Falcao after that season in the EPL

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Paperback Writer posted:

Why would Chelsea want Falcao after that season in the EPL

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/jorge-mendes-client-list-is-incredible

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Paperback Writer posted:

Why would Chelsea want Falcao after that season in the EPL

It's probably a Bebe-type thing, get the agent on board for other targets or something.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Joselu to Stoke is a Done Deal



I don't know who he is.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Falcao will come great at Chelsea and we'll all be remarking on Mourinho's strategic masterstroke next season.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Vegetable posted:

Falcao will come great at Chelsea and we'll all be remarking on Mourinho's strategic masterstroke next season.

I hope this doesn't happen OP

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Meat Wagon posted:

Joselu to Stoke is a Done Deal



I don't know who he is.
It's probably Bojan tbh

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Vegetable posted:

Falcao will come great at Chelsea and we'll all be remarking on Mourinho's strategic masterstroke next season.

he'll score twelve goals and someone in the press will take that as a good basis to write about how much of a clown van gaal is for not spending £50m on him

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

FullLeatherJacket posted:

he'll score twelve goals and someone in the press will take that as a good basis to write about how much of a clown van gaal is for not spending £50m on him

how much did you pay him for the four goals he scored for you?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Vegetable posted:

Falcao will come great at Chelsea and we'll all be remarking on Mourinho's strategic masterstroke next season.

This is inevitable and it saddens me

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

not not luvd posted:

how much did you pay him for the four goals he scored for you?

£400k per shot was what I read, lol.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

According to the Guardian, Falcao to Chelsea on a season-long loan is on. 4m fee to Monaco.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/16/chelsea-agree-radamel-falcao-loan-deal-monaco

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Not saying done deal because it's not on either club's website yet

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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Any Fulham fans around that can tell me about Patrick Roberts? Apparently City want him despite the fact that he's a striker who hasn't scored a senior goal in 19 appearances in the Championship.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Reminder that Man United paid 28 million for 1 season of the washed up waster Falcao

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Reminder that we can afford it and then some :smug:

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

pik_d posted:

Any Fulham fans around that can tell me about Patrick Roberts? Apparently City want him despite the fact that he's a striker who hasn't scored a senior goal in 19 appearances in the Championship.

He's not a striker and he single-handedly won the England team a european championship at u17 level last year. He's pretty hyped.

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Feb 24, 2006

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Spangly A posted:

He's not a striker and he single-handedly won the England team a european championship at u17 level last year. He's pretty hyped.

Where/how does he play then?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

pik_d posted:

Where/how does he play then?

He was a winger in that tournament, dunno where he plays now but he was proper tiny so I can't see him playing upfront at 18.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Meat Wagon posted:

Joselu to Stoke is a Done Deal



I don't know who he is.

Mesut Ozil's swarthy cousin.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lol falco is gonna end up with the golden boot next season.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
Alchemists have been trying to turn lead into gold for 4,000 years and it won't happen next season either.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

opus111 posted:

lol falco is gonna end up with the golden boot next season.

Yeah Falcao is done. He'll get a few goals as Chelsea generally win most of their games and have a pretty ridiculous midfield but it will be Torres level of scoring.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ewar Woowar posted:

Yeah Falcao is done. He'll get a few goals as Chelsea generally win most of their games and have a pretty ridiculous midfield but it will be Torres level of scoring.

Don't be silly, he'll score more than Torres.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
He will probably get a quarter of the minutes that Torres got and score just as much.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Yeah. Mourinho's so bad and doesn't know how to get anything out of players.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i think there should be a jozy-type bet thread for Falcao next season.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
Not after how poo poo the last one was

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Sky saying City have now bid £40m for Sterling

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Jose posted:

Sky saying City have now bid £40m for Sterling

And we're rejecting it. We really want over £40m before addons.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Liverpool are really bad with money.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lmao 40m for that shite

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

sassassin posted:

Liverpool are really bad with money.

We do seem to get pretty good money for the players we sell. Sadly we waste it on terrible players.

I think Sterling is a good player with potential to be a very good player but there will be a lot more pressure for him to be great from the get go with any new club he signs with and if he doesn't cut it I can see him regressing due to lack of game time/lack of confidence.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
They should have learned from Arsene's mistake and offered £40,000,002

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Sterling might have been worth £40m to the club at one point, when the club had CL football, he was playing well, had a longer contract, and wasn't laughing in the faces of the fans after a defeat.

They should be snapping City's hand off for that now. Buy a replacement winger from a poverty league that can finish and doesn't run like a queer and call it a win.

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