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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


dumbest post ever in a thread with the dumbest posts.

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

PerpetualSelf posted:

I personally think Real Madrid could improve if they get rid of Ronaldo and bring in a top class striker instead like an Aguero or Suarez and a world class winger like Reus.

Bale playing in his natural position with James in the Center and Reus on the wing would tear things apart.

Also fans hate Ronaldo because he has never brought the club big success and tends to not show up much in big matches. When Mourinho was around was when he was doing best at scoring in important games.

lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

PerpetualSelf posted:

I personally think Real Madrid could improve if they get rid of Ronaldo and bring in a top class striker instead like an Aguero or Suarez and a world class winger like Reus.

Bale playing in his natural position with James in the Center and Reus on the wing would tear things apart.

Also fans hate Ronaldo because he has never brought the club big success and tends to not show up much in big matches. When Mourinho was around was when he was doing best at scoring in important games.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
fans hate Ronaldo because he only won them the 10th CL and has scored a measly 313 goals in 6 years so he is still an insane 10 goals away from being their top scorer ever. eh, it's ok but now imagine what a Reus (plays in Dortmund) or a Januzaj (Manchester) or a Iturbe (Roma I think not sure but he's rated 78) could do in the wings tearing things apart, bamboozling defenders with the fake shot trick then scoring for fun and doing the freaking Punch and Dodge celebration (Hold L1, flick RS down then up) afterwards, how loving insane that would be gahhhh

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

PerpetualSelf posted:

I personally think Real Madrid could improve if they get rid of Ronaldo and bring in a top class striker instead like an Aguero or Suarez and a world class winger like Reus.

Bale playing in his natural position with James in the Center and Reus on the wing would tear things apart.

Also fans hate Ronaldo because he has never brought the club big success and tends to not show up much in big matches. When Mourinho was around was when he was doing best at scoring in important games.

I think this is my favorite post of all time.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mean Bean Machine posted:

fans hate Ronaldo because he only won them the 10th CL and has scored a measly 313 goals in 6 years so he is still an insane 10 goals away from being their top scorer ever. eh, it's ok but now imagine what a Reus (plays in Dortmund) or a Januzaj (Manchester) or a Iturbe (Roma I think not sure but he's rated 78) could do in the wings tearing things apart, bamboozling defenders with the fake shot trick then scoring for fun and doing the freaking Punch and Dodge celebration (Hold L1, flick RS down then up) afterwards, how loving insane that would be gahhhh

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

PerpetualSelf posted:

I personally think Real Madrid could improve if they get rid of Ronaldo and bring in a top class striker instead like an Aguero or Suarez and a world class winger like Reus.

Bale playing in his natural position with James in the Center and Reus on the wing would tear things apart.

Also fans hate Ronaldo because he has never brought the club big success and tends to not show up much in big matches. When Mourinho was around was when he was doing best at scoring in important games.

:wtc:

please leave

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

BWV posted:

Marca is full of stories of Xavi being pissed with Neymar, both for his flick and for getting too drunk during the parade. I can't wait for his pious rear end to bitch next year about Barca "not playing the right way" when they score 7 goals on 48% possession.

he's a sideways passing fag, im glad hes retired

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Mean Bean Machine posted:

fans hate Ronaldo because he only won them the 10th CL and has scored a measly 313 goals in 6 years so he is still an insane 10 goals away from being their top scorer ever. eh, it's ok but now imagine what a Reus (plays in Dortmund) or a Januzaj (Manchester) or a Iturbe (Roma I think not sure but he's rated 78) could do in the wings tearing things apart, bamboozling defenders with the fake shot trick then scoring for fun and doing the freaking Punch and Dodge celebration (Hold L1, flick RS down then up) afterwards, how loving insane that would be gahhhh

lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

mackintosh posted:

:wtc:

please leave

No don't. Keep posting.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Montasque posted:

Yeah the highest goal scorer in the world three years running is the problem. LOL.

We don't always agree, but when we do, it's a doozy.

Also saw Dani Alves interview on BarçaTV and he said Xavi's pep talk convinced him to resign, so you all have yet another reason to hate on him.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lladre posted:

We don't always agree, but when we do, it's a doozy.

Also saw Dani Alves interview on BarçaTV and he said Xavi's pep talk convinced him to resign, so you all have yet another reason to hate on him.

Um, he signed a new contract, he didn't resign.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Yeah that was my phone, was supposed to be a hyphen between.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Mean Bean Machine posted:

fans hate Ronaldo because he only won them the 10th CL and has scored a measly 313 goals in 6 years so he is still an insane 10 goals away from being their top scorer ever. eh, it's ok but now imagine what a Reus (plays in Dortmund) or a Januzaj (Manchester) or a Iturbe (Roma I think not sure but he's rated 78) could do in the wings tearing things apart, bamboozling defenders with the fake shot trick then scoring for fun and doing the freaking Punch and Dodge celebration (Hold L1, flick RS down then up) afterwards, how loving insane that would be gahhhh

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
I mean if Ronaldo were seriously dedicated to Madrid he'd assault Messi and give him a season ending injury I mean that's what I'd do.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

PerpetualSelf posted:

I mean if Ronaldo were seriously dedicated to Madrid he'd assault Messi and give him a season ending injury I mean that's what I'd do.

Pepe please...

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Girona, perhaps best known to disgruntled Ryanair flyers as Barcelona (Girona), has just choked unbeliveably in the promotion playoffs. Going in having won 3-0 away at Zaragoza, they then lost 1-4 at home. This is on top of conceding in the 90th minute in the final game of the season to miss out on automatic promotion.

The promotion playoffs are the most entertaining matches in Spanish league by far.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mean Bean Machine posted:

fans hate Ronaldo because he only won them the 10th CL and has scored a measly 313 goals in 6 years so he is still an insane 10 goals away from being their top scorer ever. eh, it's ok but now imagine what a Reus (plays in Dortmund) or a Januzaj (Manchester) or a Iturbe (Roma I think not sure but he's rated 78) could do in the wings tearing things apart, bamboozling defenders with the fake shot trick then scoring for fun and doing the freaking Punch and Dodge celebration (Hold L1, flick RS down then up) afterwards, how loving insane that would be gahhhh

wisdom right here

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Messi refused a man of the match award because he scored a penalty and unlike other "great" players finds scoring from a penalty to be distasteful and gaudy

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

BWV posted:

Messi refused a man of the match award because he scored a penalty and unlike other "great" players finds scoring from a penalty, like paying taxes, to be distasteful and gaudy

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

BWV posted:

Messi refused a man of the match award because he scored a penalty and unlike other "great" players finds scoring from a penalty to be distasteful and gaudy

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

BWV posted:

Messi refused a man of the match award because he scored a penalty and unlike other "great" players finds scoring from a penalty to be distasteful and gaudy

He was acting on the advice of his tax advisors who suggested he avoid accruing any more awards during this reporting period.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

BWV posted:

Messi refused a man of the match award because he scored a penalty and unlike other "great" players finds scoring from a penalty to be distasteful and gaudy

AFA also apparently got fined 50k for that refusal

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

should have gave it to ronnie, lad has plenty of space in his cabinet

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Brutal

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Ape Gone Insane posted:

should have gave it to ronnie, lad has plenty of space in his cabinet

:vince:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Joan "Tony Soprano" Laporta is back baby

http://www.marca.com/2015/06/16/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1434479400.html

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Good

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Let's take a minute to remember Laporta's heartwarming love story with pornstar Maria Lapiedra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEtGmDBhvvM

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Weaponized Cum posted:

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Weaponized Cum posted:

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Bunch of poors hating on money itt.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Mean Bean Machine posted:

fans hate Ronaldo because he only won them the 10th CL and has scored a measly 313 goals in 6 years so he is still an insane 10 goals away from being their top scorer ever. eh, it's ok but now imagine what a Reus (plays in Dortmund) or a Januzaj (Manchester) or a Iturbe (Roma I think not sure but he's rated 78) could do in the wings tearing things apart, bamboozling defenders with the fake shot trick then scoring for fun and doing the freaking Punch and Dodge celebration (Hold L1, flick RS down then up) afterwards, how loving insane that would be gahhhh

lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

ayb posted:

AFA also apparently got fined 50k for that refusal

Actually Messi's accountant failed to find any record of a fine for the refusal.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
CR7, a true Galactico.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2498740-newly-discovered-distant-galaxy-named-cr7-in-tribute-to-cristiano-ronaldo

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ronaldo is the light, Ronaldo is life.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
messi couldn't have a galaxy because he'd avoid the taxes involved in it

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

advanced statsman posted:

messi couldn't have a galaxy because he'd avoid the taxes involved in it

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

lol

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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

lol

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