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someone post the one where haoma critiques a goon's fantasy story
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 16:49 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:14 |
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mr.capps posted:caillou is the only cartoon character you are allowed to have a righteous rage against in real life I've never watched the show, but my son has a book called "Caillou's Cat" where Caillou goes to the pet store to get a pet. He debates the merits of different pets, and the climax of the story is when he decides to get a cat. The title spoiled the ending, so even in text form, that kid is annoying.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 17:11 |
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atomicthumbs posted:im persecuted lawyer computerstomper58. i first started hearing broadcasts from the worldwide communist gangster computer god when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “the communist parroting puppet gangster scum-on-top” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “computer god sealed robot operating cabinet” and “i’ll give it to you to suck! finish him!!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing assassins in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on gangster government eyesight tv gngster spy cameras. i always wondered what the kind of “felonious” style of sneak shameless hangman rope gangster government was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who get this letter to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in worldwide living death frankenstein slavery. peace.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:14 |
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Anyone got the post made by some mod detailing his method for meeting women, which consisted of wearing distinctive clothing and striking up conversations with every girl he could, then obsessively scanning his local Craigslist Missed Connections page for any mentions of him?
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:19 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:That girl skipping up to the dweeby news reporter and saying "gently caress me right in the pussy" and then the anchor ladies laughed at him was awesome and made that meme 100% worthwhile so that goon is horrible and joyless. I've never heard of this meme and it sounds stupid as hell but I'm crying laughing
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:48 |
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Enhydra lutris posted:An Interesting Fact is that "Bear" is a Euphemism [Gentle Phrase] for a Large and Hairy Homosexual Man; "Otter" is a Euphemism for a Thin and Hairy Homosexual Man; I was informed of this by the Fab Goons; I am Large and Hairy; I also wear Spectacles; I could refer to my self in a Light Hearted Fashion as a Spectacled Bear (Tremarctos ornatus); but I am not a Homosexual so I can not use this Term. Here is a Photograph of a Spectacled Bear with prominent Markings; it is a Handsome Bear.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:23 |
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Francis Dec is by far the best paranoid schizophrenic. Well, was.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:45 |
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Mendrian posted:Sometimes I think, we've come so far. And other times I think, where the gently caress are we.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:58 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I've never heard of this meme and it sounds stupid as hell but I'm crying laughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz0J-QTMvS0
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 20:15 |
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Moltke posted:White privilege now says that a white person can dye their skin and be any race you want to be as long as you believe it in your heart. The future is finally looking up for white people.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 21:47 |
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It is a handsome bear I'm not a huge fan of EL's posts but when it's just cute stuff like this it's okay.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 22:33 |
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Gonna incorporate the words "gentle phrase" into more conversations.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:09 |
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Super Waffle posted:Anyone got the post made by some mod detailing his method for meeting women, which consisted of wearing distinctive clothing and striking up conversations with every girl he could, then obsessively scanning his local Craigslist Missed Connections page for any mentions of him? Doubling this request, it's like an even more pathetic version of pickup artistry
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:24 |
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Semprini posted:Oh god, one of the Twin Towers just fell over! Thump! posted:WATCH MCMAHON START A loving WAR
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 05:08 |
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from the thread about MH370The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I like how how this thread won't die (unlike everyone on the plane)
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 06:50 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:My top peak to date was in highschool, you son of a bitch. at the date posted:yeah, my life peaked in 5th grade tbh EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Your life peaked when your dad came. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:incest is not a thing to joke about bud
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 07:15 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Yesterday watching TV with the wife there was some gross fat dude with 3 chins. Without thinking I said, "I'm the dude's 3 chins".
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 09:15 |
canyoneer, mocking a reddit thread about killing in self-defense, (which obviously instantly became "Times I was a badass")canyoneer posted:I grew up in a really wealthy family. We lived in a small-ish rural community on the highest hill, and my dad was a fixture in local politics. I don't meant to boast, but things were really good and the whole family had a very comfortable life thanks to the wealth and influence of my father.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 11:36 |
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canepazzo posted:canyoneer, mocking a reddit thread about killing in self-defense, (which obviously instantly became "Times I was a badass") lol
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 12:28 |
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That reads like a modern-day YA rendition of Homer's Odyssey, and I love it
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 12:54 |
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canepazzo posted:canyoneer, mocking a reddit thread about killing in self-defense, (which obviously instantly became "Times I was a badass") These kind of misdirect stories own and I love them.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 12:57 |
A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
Those and the ones that end with walk the dinosaur
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 13:07 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
Wasn't there a multi-page E/N thread like that, and some people picked up on it early but didn't say anything and let all the other posters tear into the OP?
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 13:33 |
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pentyne posted:Wasn't there a multi-page E/N thread like that, and some people picked up on it early but didn't say anything and let all the other posters tear into the OP? There was, i don't remember who by, but it turned out he was describing life as a literal bear, feeding his kids raw meat and such.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 17:23 |
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There's also one where one guy goes on this long rant about work and how he is severely underpaid and they are understaffed etc. He talks about this old guy who is running things as if everythings fine but nothing is really working and so on. He talks about how he's gonna sell the company's secret and then it ends with something like: Then I got eaten by a dinosaur, you might have seen me on Seinfeld. Can't seem to find it now though. Claeaus has a new favorite as of 18:38 on Jun 17, 2015 |
# ? Jun 17, 2015 18:30 |
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Smythe posted:Future Style Prediction: Sexy gothpunks with cybermanced implants. Lithe girls in 4 inch lucite heels have chains from their bull ring to their navel piercing. everyone gets the jane from daria haircut
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 18:43 |
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Bip Roberts posted:Maybe if you get a divorce you can get at least one of your balls back in the settlement.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 19:01 |
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Jamwad Hilder posted:someone post the one where haoma critiques a goon's fantasy story I couldn't find the one I was looking for but here's another one: "NuclearEagleFox!!! posted:A couple nights ago, I came up with the idea of being "In Snap", a state of mind where time slows down and you become highly aware of your surroundings, even to the point of being able to see near-past and near-future events. I liked the idea, and started trying to fill out the world. The part about having to take painful drugs to get into Snap came next, then the main character being able to do it freely, and then the part about the Eyes in the sky. It all fell together rather quickly actually. Haoma posted:What is snap?
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 19:46 |
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Jamwad Hilder posted:I couldn't find the one I was looking for but here's another one: I always miss the best poo poo on these here forums
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:06 |
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Why does every nerd writer want to be a mix between Hemingway and Hunter S. Thompson?
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:30 |
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I found the one I was thinking of:Martello posted:This is a revision of this Thunderdome entry. The prompt was "Time Waits for No Man" and the tarot card I received was the Page of Cups. It's medieval low fantasy, something I haven't messed with since my late teens. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. I might actually keep going with this if people enjoy it. Haoma posted:==========================
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:32 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Why does every nerd writer want to be a mix between Hemingway and Hunter S. Thompson? Neither of those guys had to worry about Mom hiding the N64 controllers until their homework was done
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:34 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Neither of those guys had to worry about Mom hiding the N64 controllers until their homework was done Maybe someone should've hidden their guns instead.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:50 |
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Al Nipper posted:My wife exhibits several traits which I believe to be desirable in a human partner including ideal arrangement of physical features, success at her place of work, and commitment towards the standard goals of child rearing and home ownership. Furthermore my family is impressed that an (attractive) woman is interested in me.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 22:59 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Yesterday watching TV with the wife there was some gross fat dude with 3 chins. Without thinking I said, "I'm the dude's 3 chins".
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 23:52 |
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 01:58 |
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Megaspel posted:Vegeta was literally worse than Hitler, he's got to be like 10 Hitlers or something. He's personally wiped out villages, and assisted in the genocide of probably trillions of people. But hey, he's in a pink suit now so it's all cool. Soylentbits posted:Yeah but that got undone pretty quickly. Also he lives in a universe that's filled with bigger Hitlers. Ernie Muppari posted:there's always a bigger hitler
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 02:07 |
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Mod's please rename me to "A Bigger Hitler"
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 02:16 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Can what is dead ever truly die? NTRabbit posted:Only if it minds the fear killer
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 03:11 |
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dpack_1 posted:There was, i don't remember who by, but it turned out he was describing life as a literal bear, feeding his kids raw meat and such. You got it backwards. He and his g/f went on a probiotic raw meat diet. Started eating vaguely fermented raw organ meats and was talking about how that's just how food should taste to him now. Then some dude drew a comic a comic using various quotes ending with the reveal that the people who were talking were computer using bears. It was loving genius. Sometimes, I still laugh to myself thinking about it. It was from one of the bacon-boat/grease cup "lose weight" threads. Around the time of the dude who ended up needing to be on statins, which prior to TCC "eyeballing" was the go-to "goons be crazy" reference. Can't find it, but I'd love to see it again.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 03:36 |