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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Gyges posted:

How the hell is W's favorability that high? Even with massive "Who the gently caress is that?" responses, a net of +75+ seems impossible. He was just the governor of Texas who you might also know from Baseball.

Probably massive confusion with his father.

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

fade5 posted:

So yeah, Donald Trump is a loving idiot, news at 11.

I would legit rather see Trump as POTUS than Bush, Walker, and their ilk.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Also W promised to give everyone in the nation thousands of dollars in the form of tax rebates. Gore was going to do some gay poo poo like repay some of the debt and invest in infrastructure and make social security solvent.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Gyges posted:

How the hell is W's favorability that high? Even with massive "Who the gently caress is that?" responses, a net of +75+ seems impossible. He was just the governor of Texas who you might also know from Baseball.
It's a poll among GOP members early in the primary cycle. In 2000 the entire Republican establishment was ready to line up behind whoever game them the best shot at preventing a Clinton-to-Gore succession, and the GOP picked it up. A lot of potential candidates saw Dubya hoover up all the money (this was behind Citizens United or billionaires openly buying candidates or internet moneybombs) and bailed, leaving the field to Bush, McCain, and a handful of minor candidates (like Quayle). They'd also been burned badly by Pat Buchanan's insurgencies and the Perot phenomenon, so there was this enormous, unified desire to get behind a single candidate quickly.

FMguru fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jun 17, 2015

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Probably massive confusion with his father.
In 2000 Bush Sr. was seen, not as the guy who broke his "no new taxes" pledge, but as a proper Christian family man unlike those sleeeeeeeeeeeazy Clintons. Dubya promised a return to the Edenic days before intern blowjobs and the Christmas tree hung with condoms and crackpipes.

Bucswabe
May 2, 2009
Just watched the Trump announcement. Amazing! I am dying laughing at the music playing after the announcement line, and his ridiculous hand gesture he used to cut the music afterwards (seriously, I've never asked for a GIF before, but I would love a GIF of that!). And the crazy 3-and-a-half-minute tangent into his wealth is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen in a political speech (maybe Cain's Pokemon line beats it, but that's the only thing I can think of).

However, reading some of the comments here, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks Trump may have legs in this primary. I see him as the candidate who would be the most difficult and frustrating person to debate. He is just so shameless in his ability to rant about bullshit. I don't see how you can attack him on any substantive policy. For any given issue he often comes at it from a totally different angle that doesn't seem to have any place on the normal right-left spectrum. The key to fixing the economy is fixing trade deals with China. Is that a right or a left position? He said specifically that he has no intention of cutting Medicare / SS but he will fix it by "taking back the money that is lost".

Seems to me, that a lot of these points are things that Republican primary voters will eat up, if Trump can convince them that he knows what he's talking about.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Colbert already came out with a parody of the Trump announcement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFVC3qYGYiE

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Stereotype posted:

Rand Paul has a much better shot than Walker.

Rand Paul essentially has a 0% chance. I would bet a good chunk of change that one of Bush, Rubio, or Walker will win the nomination. Kasich as a wildcard I guess.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
From Twitter we have a surprise entry into the campaign!

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
If people haven't watched the Trump announcement you really have to because he is amazing.

"I would invite Obama to one of my golf courses, they are the best in the world, I really would invite him when he leaves office"

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

From Twitter we have a surprise entry into the campaign!



as a dog person, I'm not sure I can vote for a cat lover

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fried Chicken posted:

Someone posted a more elegant phrasing of it earlier, but the thing about Trump is all he is really doing is taking the mindless babble you see from your Sunday morning talking heads and rear end in a top hat op-eds, and saying it the way it would be phrased by your usual Jay Leno Jay-walking guy on the street would. It's like a variation on the quote about Buckley being an intellectual by virtue of saying the same thing as Bull Connor but without a southern accent. What is the difference between Trump declaring he has a secret plan to beat ISIS that he won't share but the problem is Obama is too much of a chickenshit to implement it, and Krauthammer saying he has an in depth strategy too long to go into here but the problem is Obama won't LEAD and MAKE HARD CHOICES? What is the difference between Trump's message of "I'm worth 9 billion therefore I am better than you" and David Brooks about how being wealthy is linked to a better cultural morality that provides a better citizen? What is the difference between Trump's most inane nonsensical blather, and anything Tom Friedman says?

His patois may be different but the substance is the same

I've got it: Trump/Friedman 2016.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
I'll believe that's not a toupee, but it has to be some sort of elaborate comb-over.

Like he got the RAND corporation to come up with an indestructible comb-over back in nineteen-eighty-gently caress and sees no reason to upgrade

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I've got it: Trump/Friedman 2016.

But his hairpiece is already his running mate :confused:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I found Newt!

What you thought was coming.....is here now!



:lol:

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

OctoberBlues posted:

Rand Paul essentially has a 0% chance. I would bet a good chunk of change that one of Bush, Rubio, or Walker will win the nomination. Kasich as a wildcard I guess.

FWIW, that was Podesta's assumption the last time I saw him speak, so it's the Hillary campaign's working assumption for the time being.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

OctoberBlues posted:

Rand Paul essentially has a 0% chance. I would bet a good chunk of change that one of Bush, Rubio, or Walker will win the nomination. Kasich as a wildcard I guess.

Nah, Rand and Cruz are both sitting high at like 5-7% chance. Walker, Rubio, and Bush all have serious issues and are pulling from the same pool of voters. Cruz and Rand meanwhile have their own pools of insanity with very little competition. It's almost certainly not going to be enough, but with so many candidates anyone not sharing demographics has a chance to shine. The "establishment" trio needs to Highlander each other while there's still a score of people splitting the crazy vote.

Walker himself has a real issue with not melting once the spotlight hits him. He's got to somehow manage to remain the great Conservative Union Killer while not letting anyone realize he's a giant idiot. Though with Trump actually in, everyone gets a bonus to their not sounding like a giant buffoon stats for at least the first debate. It's impossible to sound stupid when Trump is right there talking about how loving classy and spectacular he is.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
http://www.reuters.com/video/2015/06/16/jeb-bush-pope-should-steer-clear-of-clim?videoId=364609585&videoChannel=1003

quote:

In his first official day on the presidential campaign trail on Tuesday, Republican Jeb Bush, a Catholic, had sharp words on Pope Francis' decision to leap into the climate change debate, saying the pontiff should steer clear of political issues.

Bush, at a town hall event in New Hampshire a day after formally announcing his candidacy for the 2016 presidential election, said he was eager to read an encyclical the Vatican is set to release Thursday on climate change, but will take it with a grain of salt, even as he called Francis an extraordinary leader.

"I hope I'm not going to get castigated for saying this by my priest back home," Bush said. "But I don't get my economic policy from my bishops or my cardinals or my pope."

Bush, a former Florida governor who converted to Catholicism 25 years ago, said religion "ought to be about making us better as people and less about things that end up getting into the political realm."

Francis, according to a leaked draft version of his encyclical, or a letter to bishops, says the world could see destruction of entire ecosystems this century without urgent action on climate change.

In the Italian version of the 192-page document, posted on Monday by the weekly magazine l'Espresso, the pope again backs scientists who say global warming is mostly man-made and says that developed countries have a particular responsibility to stem a trend that will hurt the poor the most.

Bush is not the only Republican presidential candidate to differ publicly with Pope Francis. In January, after the pope said there was no need to procreate "like rabbits" in order to be a faithful Catholic, Rick Santorum, a former U.S. senator and also a Catholic who announced his bid for the Republican nomination in May, said that it was "sometimes very difficult to listen to the pope and some of the things he says off the cuff."

More than 70 percent of U.S. Catholics believe the planet is getting warmer, though only 47 percent attribute that warming to human causes, according to the Pew Research Center. The views of Catholics on the issue are similar to those of Americans overall.

Francis mentioned the important moral element, though: poor countries, and the poorest of a country, will suffer the most from climate change!

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Remember when Stuart Varney or what's his face from Fox Business protested the pope's words on trickle-down economics? "I go to church for my soul, not to hear about this crap!"

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Right-wingers saying the Pope should stay out of politics is one of the most hypocritical and ridiculous stances they have ever taken on an issue. They never stop sucking off John Paul II for helping Reagan(p.b.u.h) take down the Soviet Union. As well, historically, the papacy has always had a role in politics. Like much of the history of the papacy is dominated by discussions of the church's role in politics all over the world.

Their stance on Francis is surprisingly hypocritical and ahistorical even for them. Usually they're a bit wishy-washy, but this is really like they are trying to claim that 2+2 should actually just be 5 since it's always been that way.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jun 17, 2015

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

I hope the Republican Party solves this Crusader Kings 2 style by setting up an Antipope.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
Wish I hadn't been driving all day today, and miss out on the early fun of Trumps yooge announcement.

But yeah seriously this poo poo is going to be hilarious.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Vertical Lime posted:

Colbert already came out with a parody of the Trump announcement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFVC3qYGYiE

I like how he drops the voice every so often.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Remember when Stuart Varney or what's his face from Fox Business protested the pope's words on trickle-down economics? "I go to church for my soul, not to hear about this crap!"

It's natural to get defensive when spiritual leaders point out that your actions aren't actually supported by your religion.

Or, you know, it's natural to be rightfully furious when spiritual leaders opine on things you don't think they should. I mean, it's not like Jesus ever said anything about economics. Except the Parable of the Talents. I like that one.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ErIog posted:

Right-wingers saying the Pope should stay out of politics is one of the most hypocritical and ridiculous stances they have ever taken on an issue. They never stop sucking off John Paul II for helping Reagan(p.b.u.h) take down the Soviet Union. As well, historically, the papacy has always had a role in politics. Like much of the history of the papacy is dominated by discussions of the church's role in politics all over the world.

Their stance on Francis is surprisingly hypocritical and ahistorical even for them. Usually they're a bit wishy-washy, but this is really like they are trying to claim that 2+2 should actually just be 5 since it's always been that way.

For all the time they spend injecting religion into politics, you'd think they would give the Pope a break.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Sir Tonk posted:

For all the time they spend injecting religion into politics, you'd think they would give the Pope a break.

I know the religious right is largely not very Catholic, but still. You'd think they would at least try to pay some kind of lip service in order to not look like evil mustache-twirling assholes, but no, just literally shouting that the Pope, a noted world leader and leader of one of the largest sects of a faith they claim to be a member of, should shut the gently caress up. Right-wingers show more respect for Putin than they do the Pope.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
The Pope? How many divisions does he have?

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
I wonder what the punishment is for leaking a Papal Bull to the press

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I have had several people repost Trump's speech video on Facebook. They say that they love his positions and he is what is best for this country. How can business owners be this dumb?

This is similar to a group of people who think that their group is better than all the rest so they have to cheerlead for their guy.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Did the Vatican ever drop the idea of papal infallibility because Francis telling the GOP candidates "actually God says I'm right and you're wrong" would be great.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Iowa Snow King posted:

I wonder what the punishment is for leaking a Papal Bull to the press

Probably not excommunication. It's automatic application is more likely for other stuff:

quote:

Can. 1370 §1. A person who uses physical force against the Roman Pontiff incurs a latae sententiae excommunication reserved to the Apostolic See; if he is a cleric, another penalty, not excluding dismissal from the clerical state, can be added according to the gravity of the delict


Also, I think watching Trump's whole announcement speech has fried my brain.



Right now, to me, Jon Huntsman looks about as good as FDR.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

William Bear posted:

Probably not excommunication. It's automatic application is more likely for other stuff:



Also, I think watching Trump's whole announcement speech has fried my brain.



Right now, to me, Jon Huntsman looks about as good as FDR.

You never mentioned you had a daughter Arkane.

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Did the Vatican ever drop the idea of papal infallibility because Francis telling the GOP candidates "actually God says I'm right and you're wrong" would be great.

Papal infallibility pretty much only ever applies when a pope specifically says it applies, it was never an "everything they say" thing. And even if he says it applies, it still only counts as an infallible statement when it explicitly has to do with Church doctrine of faith or morals.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Tao Jones posted:

The Pope? How many divisions does he have?

At least one of halberdiers!

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Fried Chicken posted:

Yeah and there's a chance Shakira will find me attractive. It ain't gonna happen. Bush is gonna roll out the negative ads in the coming weeks and nuke Scotty doughface and Rubio from orbit

God help Bush if he does this while Walker's still the #1 Koch sucker because while his dad and slightly less retarded brother may have been presidents, the Koch brothers have the money to bury them politically.

Jeb's biggest danger is himself.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFVC3qYGYiE

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Did the Vatican ever drop the idea of papal infallibility because Francis telling the GOP candidates "actually God says I'm right and you're wrong" would be great.

That only applies if the Pope is speaking Ex Cathedra, which has happened about 5 times in history.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

If y'all are familiar with Tigerbeat and visit every day like me, you'll notice that they usually have four 'main' stories at any given time. Right now, they have links to ten in their headline window, and eight of them are about Trump.

edit and the linkfest is gone; they tend to rotate a lot; he's currently 2/4 in the headline window

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Zikan posted:

I hope the Republican Party solves this Crusader Kings 2 style by setting up an Antipope.

Mel Gibson (Columbus I) will be made Antipope in Constantine, Michigan. The Sedevacantists will be pleased.

whitey delenda est posted:

At least one of halberdiers!

That's ceremonial, Archer.

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