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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

genesplicer posted:

This will be one of those mysteries that gets answered about 100 years from now when some oceanographic team is mapping the ocean floor for some other reason and stumbles upon the wreckage. Either that, or the memo from some janitor at Groom Lake will surface and let slip that it has been stored there for decades.

"Manganese nodule, manganese nodule, giant squid, manganese nodule, what the hell is that!"

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nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

genesplicer posted:

This will be one of those mysteries that gets answered about 100 years from now when some oceanographic team is mapping the ocean floor for some other reason and stumbles upon the wreckage. Either that, or the memo from some janitor at Groom Lake will surface and let slip that it has been stored there for decades.

I am hopeful that this thread will still be around at that time. And that Chinatown is still around too.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



But where did it go???

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Chicago. It must have gone to Chicago.

Chinatown had it rolled up with his old carpets and "disposed" of it

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
imagine being aware of your situation while the plane gently glides towards the surface of the indian ocean. talk about the middle of nowhere lmao

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

i bet that as the plane was going down, not a single person on it even considered the possibiliy that they would be end up lost forever

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010
I think they gonna find it soon, like in the next few days or weeks.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
like the innocence of youth, its gone. Still gone.

Its still gone guys.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Chinatown posted:

like the innocence of youth, its gone. Still gone.

so find the loving thing already. what the gently caress

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
yeah dude what are we even paying you for

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

like the innocence of youth, its gone. Still gone.

Its still gone guys.

drat

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
when Chinatown says "It's gone" he's actually talking about his dick

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

gnarlyhotep posted:

when Chinatown says "It's gone" he's actually talking about his dick

pls be nice gnarly

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

pls be nice gnarly

pls recognize a joke ANIME IS BLOOD

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

i wonder what's happening to the dicks of all the men who were on the the gone plane

i guess they're being eaten by little fish or whatever

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



gnarlyhotep posted:

when Chinatown says "It's gone" he's actually talking about his dick

But where did it go

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sick trigger posted:

i wonder what's happening to the dicks of all the men who were on the the gone plane

i guess they're being eaten by little fish or whatever

they're gone

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I feel bad for Chinatown. Carrying the burden of that lost flight on his shoulders this whole time.

Because he stole the plane and we all know it :tinfoil:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Did we check the google streetview ocean thing? It could be on there

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Mathematician May Have Just Solved The Mystery Of Missing Flight MH370
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/mathematician-may-have-just-solved-the-mystery-of-121124580772.html

"His computer models suggest that the flight entered a vertical dive over the Indian Ocean, entering the water cleanly and without breaking up."


PS anyone buying shirts?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=mh370+shirt&tbm=shop

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Zogo posted:

Mathematician May Have Just Solved The Mystery Of Missing Flight MH370
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/mathematician-may-have-just-solved-the-mystery-of-121124580772.html

"His computer models suggest that the flight entered a vertical dive over the Indian Ocean, entering the water cleanly and without breaking up."


hmm, depending on the splash thats got to be worth some points

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zogo posted:

Mathematician May Have Just Solved The Mystery Of Missing Flight MH370
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/mathematician-may-have-just-solved-the-mystery-of-121124580772.html

"His computer models suggest that the flight entered a vertical dive over the Indian Ocean, entering the water cleanly and without breaking up."


PS anyone buying shirts?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=mh370+shirt&tbm=shop

ah finally confirmation the plane is gone

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
First youtube result for "it's gone guys"

maybe there are clues to the real fate of MH370 within?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXbi1NABcIs

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


DEAR RICHARD posted:

Did we check the google streetview ocean thing? It could be on there

I tried Google Earth. No plane wreckage, but evidently Google has trademarked the the whole planet :tinfoil:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Zogo posted:

Mathematician May Have Just Solved The Mystery Of Missing Flight MH370
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/mathematician-may-have-just-solved-the-mystery-of-121124580772.html

"His computer models suggest that the flight entered a vertical dive over the Indian Ocean, entering the water cleanly and without breaking up."


PS anyone buying shirts?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=mh370+shirt&tbm=shop

That's me actually I found the plane.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nostratic posted:

I tried Google Earth. No plane wreckage, but evidently Google has trademarked the the whole planet :tinfoil:

Oh man, and I was just about to get a 3D printer and make another one.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




YOu wouldn't download a planet

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Angela Christine posted:

YOu wouldn't download a planet

gently caress yes I would, you don't know my life

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


This plane hit the WTC way back when, right? I forget now.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I like how how this thread won't die (unlike everyone on the plane)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

sick trigger posted:

i wonder what's happening to the dicks of all the men who were on the the gone plane

i guess they're being eaten by little fish or whatever

but what about their hands

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Fish don't have hands, don't hate

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Nostratic posted:

Fish don't have hands, don't hate

Then how can there be fish fingers?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
much like raw fish & crustaceans that are sliced and placed on rice and served to me...

its gone, guys

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
is a plane like a bus...or something?

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
lol actualy i stole the whole plane

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

what happened posted:

lol actualy i stole the whole plane

i literally just spat my coffee all over the screen! you owe me a new monistor buddy....but then i looked and ur story checks out. what. is. going. ON?

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

this is getting really weird, guys

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I like how how this thread won't die (unlike everyone on the plane)

i just died

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
So, in the future, is this going to end up creating a legend of the "Malaysia Triangle"? Will people start looking for other "Mysterious Disappearances" that have occurred in the past to bolster their claims that this is a cursed stretch of ocean?

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