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Non Serviam posted:^^ KEED. That would be 18.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:53 |
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Non Serviam posted:It didn't. There's about zero chance a prosecutor or the police would even suggest shooting a person who's committing a rape is an" execution". That was just more self-congratulatory prose about how if this situation ever happened (as the redditor desperately wants) he'd have no trouble, it'd be so easy it'd be like an execution and he'd have a police officer telling him that.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:53 |
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Tunicate posted:That would be 18. Sorry, didn't type the 1. I do know math, I swear!
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 17:27 |
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Non Serviam posted:Sorry, didn't type the 1. I do know math, I swear! quote:Enough To Make You Almost Pop Your Corn e: Apparently NAR has a comic? Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Jun 15, 2015 |
# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:23 |
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How did that super cool redditor choke a dude to death while said dude held a knife to his throat or did that criminal just accept his fate? "ah poo poo he's got his hands around my neck, better drop the knife and go with it"
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:42 |
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Fathis Munk posted:How did that super cool redditor choke a dude to death while said dude held a knife to his throat or did that criminal just accept his fate? "ah poo poo he's got his hands around my neck, better drop the knife and go with it" He saw the rage burning in this wildman hunter badass' eyes and he knew that his knife would not be able to cut through this man's tough, leathery skin.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:44 |
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Redditors are the worst, they'll up vote things to about 1000 before a single person says "This sounds like total complete bullshit"
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:46 |
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ElGroucho posted:Redditors are the worst, they'll up vote things to about 1000 before a single person says "This sounds like total complete bullshit" Just like their brethren the imgurites tend to do. I don't know how they can miss that these stories are made up for points.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:05 |
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How hard is it to give two drinks and two bags of corn
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:09 |
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Postal Parcel posted:
at least Mitch Hedberg didn't have to live to see this
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:11 |
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I liked that Mitch Hedberg joke too, NAR, but that doesn't mean you should try to pass it off as a Thing that Happened. edit: ^^^^ well played, goon sir. Nyarai has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Jun 15, 2015 |
# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:11 |
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Jesus christ, this makes that person look like an rear end in a top hat. How hard is it to say "This coupon is good for one free drink when you purchase a combo"? Nope, better make up a little Who's On First routine about those idiot customers.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:41 |
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Fathis Munk posted:How did that super cool redditor choke a dude to death while said dude held a knife to his throat or did that criminal just accept his fate? "ah poo poo he's got his hands around my neck, better drop the knife and go with it" The would be robber knew that he would not be able to overpower him. He's inhuman.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:12 |
Fathis Munk posted:How did that super cool redditor choke a dude to death while said dude held a knife to his throat or did that criminal just accept his fate? "ah poo poo he's got his hands around my neck, better drop the knife and go with it" A Dervish Cutthroat says, "This guy is not a human!"
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:39 |
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Postal Parcel posted:e: Apparently NAR has a comic? poo poo that didn't happen: This guy passing his art classes.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:39 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Me: “Our popcorn and soda combo is $14. We gave you the second soda for free, as per the coupon. Without the coupon, the order would’ve been $19.” 2 Drinks and 1 box of popcorn = $19 ?
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:26 |
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MonoAus posted:2 Drinks and 1 box of popcorn = $19 ? It's sad state of affairs that to me that's a believable element in the story
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 03:41 |
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MonoAus posted:2 Drinks and 1 box of popcorn = $19 ? Very believable. Even factoring in the fact that one of the drinks is free, it's still plausible.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 06:30 |
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EZipperelli posted:Very believable. Even factoring in the fact that one of the drinks is free, it's still plausible. This is why winter movies are better. Heavy clothing and lots of hiding space.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 07:21 |
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StealthArcher posted:This is why winter movies are better. Heavy clothing and lots of hiding space. Just take a big purse with you and put all your stuff in it
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 07:44 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Is this 50ft Ant? If it were 50ft Ant, you'd hear all about his wife's giant boobs, plus details of his awesome collection of weaponry.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 08:23 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Just take a big purse with you and put all your stuff in it They used to search our purses at the local movie theater. Inappropriate! However, they never searched shopping bags. Way to go.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 08:32 |
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Khazar-khum posted:If it were 50ft Ant, you'd hear all about his wife's giant boobs, plus details of his awesome collection of weaponry. Don't forget pregnant but still hot as gently caress.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 12:35 |
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bringmyfishback posted:They used to search our purses at the local movie theater. Inappropriate! That is so weird. I've worked at two movie theaters and we never searched bags. If you were stupid and walked in with something visible though we would ask you to finish it off outside or put it in your car. But yeah, concession prices are ridiculously high because that's how a theater makes its money. I totally believe the 19$ claim.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 14:08 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:AskReddit thread: Redditors who have had to kill in self defense, Did you ever recover psychologically? What is it to live knowing you killed someone regardless you didn't want to do it? I grew up in a really wealthy family. We lived in a small-ish rural community on the highest hill, and my dad was a fixture in local politics. I don't meant to boast, but things were really good and the whole family had a very comfortable life thanks to the wealth and influence of my father. When I was young, my father unexpectedly died in a climbing accident. We were all devastated, and the empire that he had built fell apart rapidly. I ended up leaving home at a young age to go live with some friends of the family while mom tried to pick up all the pieces at home. It was a really bad time for me, but I grew a lot personally when I went from a position of privilege to a humble upbringing with a couple of hippies. I'm so embarrassed now about how angsty and awful I probably was as a teenager to them, but they were so patient with me and remain mentors to me even today. I moved back home in my mid teens, now that I would be able to be more of a help than a burden to my mother. Things were so bad. The property was in disarray, and unscrupulous scavengers swept in to fill the void left by my father's passing. I was surprised to see that my dad's brother was living there now. I adored that uncle when I was a kid, but learned over time that he was a manipulative, lazy mooch leeching off the family's wealth. He was still doing so, and was responsible for squandering almost all of it away. I confronted him about it outside, and we ended up in a shouting match. He tried to justify his spending, and eventually even boasted that he was responsible for my dad's climbing accident. I lost my mind. I jumped on his back and started beating him down. I had never really been in a fight before, but I was stronger as a teen than my old, out-of-shape uncle. I shoved him, and he fell backwards off a ledge. He was dead when he hit the ground. The scariest part was that I didn't feel anything but satisfaction that I had killed him. I didn't end up suffering any legal consequences for it, as everyone else nearby hated him too and it was never really investigated. It worked out great for me. I ended up marrying my half-sister and becoming king of pride rock and the whole surrounding savanna.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:33 |
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Oh god, this was brilliant. Thank you!
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:39 |
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canyoneer posted:I didn't end up suffering any legal consequences for it, as everyone else nearby hated him too and it was never really investigated. It worked out great for me. I ended up marrying my half-sister and becoming king of pride rock and the whole surrounding savanna. That's the first one of those I've fallen for in ages, kudos.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:01 |
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loving work of art right here.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 20:00 |
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Well done.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 20:08 |
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Thank you for that
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 22:28 |
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I'm now waiting for this story to make its way to 4chan and turn into a >green text poo poo fest.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:25 |
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canyoneer posted:I grew up in a really wealthy family. We lived in a small-ish rural community on the highest hill, and my dad was a fixture in local politics. I don't meant to boast, but things were really good and the whole family had a very comfortable life thanks to the wealth and influence of my father. Thank you so much, that was great
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:39 |
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I feel privileged to have read that.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 08:15 |
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 17:38 |
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This Certainly Happened posted:Prior to my visit, I went on line, made phone calls, got emissions tested, proof of insurance, obtained and filled out forms, so when I walked up to the next available rep and presented her with my plates, title, registration and paper work and said I wanted to get new plates and register my vehicle.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 19:07 |
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Leave the stdh in Reddit, goons. No one with half a brain is going to believe that multiple people working in a DOL have never heard of New Mexico.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 19:53 |
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quote:A Tricky Discussion
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:07 |
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Tunicate posted:boss boss boss I have always used Big Boss for my boss' boss
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:11 |
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[My Name] is a piece of poo poo. Wait...[I] am a piece of poo poo, sorry, grammar.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 20:13 |
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Tunicate posted:boss boss boss I'm going to assume the "he" in "he LOVES you" is [Old Coworker]. I'm also going to assume that both men are now getting married and that [New Boss] will be the best man(to both of them) e:Unless I'm misreading this and the MC is actually loved by the [New Boss]'s [Big Boss]
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