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And I, for one, welcome our new porcine overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Something Awful personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground truffle caves!
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Do over Ham posted:REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL HAM. ALL HAIL HAM AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME! Sincerely, Little Girl. Hey, I don't remember saying that!
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After The War posted:Hey, I don't remember saying that! End communication.
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His Photoshop control is excellent!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:His Photoshop control is excellent! And his avatar makes him look like one of the Beatles!
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IMJack posted:And his avatar makes him look like one of the Beatles! ...and his hair smells like red Fruit Loops. 
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Jun 16, 2015 10:35
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IMJack posted:And his avatar makes him look like one of the Beatles! I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatles wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed! His exact words.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatles wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed! His exact words. We're never gonna freak anybody out with this music. I brought something from my personal stash that'll blow some minds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0Oect0nVQ&t=9s
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:His Photoshop control is excellent! You forgot one thing, CharlieFoxtrot. I saved the file as a jpeg. 
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Root Bear posted:You forgot one thing, CharlieFoxtrot. I saved the file as a jpeg. You might say that we ate Root Bear, and he's in our stomachs right now...
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatles wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed! His exact words. 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatles wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed! His exact words. I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?" I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday." I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then he said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine." True story!
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TMMadman posted:True story! dramatizationmaynothavehappened
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Jerusalem posted:dramatizationmaynothavehappened So, Mr. Jerusalem, you admit you grabbed TMMadman's can. What do you have to say in your defense? ... Mr. Jerusalem, your silence will only incriminate you further... No, Mr. Jerusalem, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Jerusalem! NOOOOO!
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DizzyBum posted:So, Mr. Jerusalem, you admit you grabbed TMMadman's can. What do you have to say in your defense? Why would anyone want to touch a goon's butt? That's where cooties come from!
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After The War posted:Why would anyone want to touch a goon's butt? That's where cooties come from! After The War, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection!
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IMJack posted:After The War, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection! So cold.... so very cold....
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IMJack posted:After The War, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection! I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skeesix got banned. Now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the back of my head...
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After The War posted:I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skeesix got banned. Now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the back of my head... 
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Please don't tell anybody how I live.
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Skeesix posted:So cold.... so very cold.... They taste like.... B U R N I N G
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Jun 17, 2015 03:39
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Doesn't this thread know any quotes that aren't commercials?
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It's like kissing a peanut.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:It's like kissing a peanut. Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm....
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Class3KillStorm posted:Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill a Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me? Lenny = white Carl = black
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TMMadman posted:Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm.... I mostly pieced it together from the backs of sugar packets.
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IMJack posted:I mostly pieced it together from the backs of sugar packets. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
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Jun 17, 2015 05:59
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If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot!
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Root Bear posted:If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot! Can't murder now: eating. 
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Root Bear posted:If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot! Urge to kill rising...
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Jun 17, 2015 08:59
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TMMadman posted:Urge to kill rising... *chops down the door* I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!
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Jun 17, 2015 15:33
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DizzyBum posted:*chops down the door* DizzyBum, I think I hate Ted Koppel. No, wait. I find him informative and witty. 'Night.
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York_M_Chan posted:DizzyBum, I think I hate Ted Koppel. No, wait. I find him informative and witty. 'Night. Lobo... Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo... LOBO!
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DizzyBum posted:*chops down the door* TV! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover.
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The Nastier Nate posted:TV! Teacher! Mother! Secret lover. Are you hugging the TV?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Are you hugging the TV? Are you wearing a tie to impress 
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After The War posted:Lobo... Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo... LOBO! 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Are you wearing a tie to impress I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is the following: I'm not wearing a tie!
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