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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


"This is an anti-food porn: hazardous materials warning. You get Type II if you get within 10 feet. At 5 feet your teeth fall out, rotting as they hit the floor, and you may start losing limbs. At ground zero, you are basically dead; your kidneys crystallize, you blood looks like strawberry syrup, and you're breathing out fruit salad."

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Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Cage posted:

Sometimes you want your twinkie to crunch.

I never want my twinkie to crunch :gonk:

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
Lucky Charm marshmallows own. I totally would.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
There are some weird loving dudes in this thread.

Picture of a tiny hotdog with a little bit of bacon. OMG IT MAEK YOUR HEART ASPLODE.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

bad things in this thread: twinkie marshmallow hotdog, anything from australia

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

You can totally eat 3/4 of the unhealthy poo poo posted in this thread. Just like... work out or something.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I have to giggle a bit at all the "wuuurrrgh fast food from popular restaurant with an outlet in every community of more than 5000 causes my digestive system to scram the reactor" reports.

I'm sure we all eat food that is completely above reproach whenever we're not doing stunt eating for forum amusement.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
for lunch yesterday I ate half a bag of marmite crisps

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Thanks to this thread, I now eat most of my fruit with a bit of salt.

Thanks, thread.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012



Spaghetti and meatball taco. Yes, the pasta is crunchy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJG3Lgcj-Fo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
those tacos are rad.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
if taco bell made that, you'd be shittin' shrapnel

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Conceptually kind of neat, but I wonder at what point you'd just decide to make a much better meatball sub.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


HP Artsandcrafts posted:



Spaghetti and meatball taco. Yes, the pasta is crunchy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJG3Lgcj-Fo

:smith: I love crunchy spaghetti because I was neglected as a child AN D NEVER LEARNED TO READ

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Gaybee posted:

Lucky Charm marshmallows own. I totally would.

No kidding. Those things are delicious. The worst part about that picture is the twinkle.


Why are they slimey?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




mds2 posted:

Why are they slimey?

made of snails

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cash crab posted:

:smith: I love crunchy spaghetti because I was neglected as a child AN D NEVER LEARNED TO READ

I thought it was because you ate it out of garbage cans out the back of Italian restaurants

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Man if I were to make spaghetti and meatball tacos I'd make the shells outta parmesan baked in the oven. Make use 8f the unqiue protein structure

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Not crisp enough. Those get the official Rejection Stamp of Buffalo(tm)

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

This is getting ridiculous.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Eugh, yeah. More drumettes than flats. Might as well bin the whole thing. :(

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N1HUbusarY

Hmm, i detect something in this video that may make Americans explode

XXXXXXXXX lettuce with hot dog XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I thought it was because you ate it out of garbage cans out the back of Italian restaurants

I actually live in Little Portugal thank YOU VFERY MUCH

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

cash crab posted:

I actually live in Little Portugal thank YOU VFERY MUCH

So you just eat crunchy spaghetti in restaurants instead?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

TotalLossBrain posted:

Thanks, thread.
Thread.








wait

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.


Feast your eyes on "the volcano pizza". It's a star-shaped pizza topped with ham, bacon, salami, french fries, salad, beef, bčarnaise sauce and garlic dressing.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

OK I'm all about the No Pizza Rules but that's not a pizza, it's clearly a dough plated platter.

We can't just be mixing concepts all willy nilly out of laziness here.

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Picnic Princess posted:

OK I'm all about the No Pizza Rules but that's not a pizza, it's clearly a dough plated platter.

We can't just be mixing concepts all willy nilly out of laziness here.

How dare you besmirch the honour of Hamat Givara, proud owner of Yellow & Blue pizzeria?

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Verily you shat :golfclap:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Still Fluxing posted:



Feast your eyes on "the volcano pizza". It's a star-shaped pizza topped with ham, bacon, salami, french fries, salad, beef, bčarnaise sauce and garlic dressing.

Shaping it like a star of David isn't enough to make it kosher.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

I will gladly take those off your hands if you don't want them.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Gaybee posted:

Lucky Charm marshmallows own. I totally would.

Oh thank god I thought they were those chalky valentine's day hearts on first glance.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


death .cab for qt posted:

So you just eat crunchy spaghetti in restaurants instead?

Yes, they leave it in little bags out back inside large bins, which I think is very polite in regards to my schedule/budget

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

cash crab posted:

Yes, they leave it in little bags out back inside large bins, which I think is very polite in regards to my schedule/budget

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

I appreciate this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Thanks this.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

how me a frog posted:

There are some weird loving dudes in this thread.

Picture of a tiny hotdog with a little bit of bacon. OMG IT MAEK YOUR HEART ASPLODE.

Again, it has a grilled cheese sandwich for a bun.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Oxxidation posted:

Again, it has a grilled cheese sandwich for a bun.

Would it be better or worse if it was just a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and sliced hot dog on it rather than a 'hotdog with a grilled cheese for the bun'?

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Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

cyberia posted:

Would it be better or worse if it was just a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and sliced hot dog on it rather than a 'hotdog with a grilled cheese for the bun'?

That would be worse, yes.

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