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Chilichimp posted:Thank god, someone took that set-up.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 11:07 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:17 |
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Chilichimp posted:Thank god, someone took that set-up.
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# ? Jun 17, 2015 11:47 |
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sweet thursday posted:I'm a robot built by Hernandez and sent back from the year 2055. My job is to infiltrate the jury pool and get Aaron acquitted. When I asked him why he wouldn't rather stop the crime in the first place he said "'Blanks' gotta know how to act right" This is a reference to Last Boy Scout right?
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 00:52 |
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I dunno does the Last Boy Scout have time traveling cyborgs
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 01:54 |
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I dunno does the Last Boy Scout have time traveling cyborgs No, but it does have a guy fall into helicopter blades, and another guy who pulls out a gun on the football field during a game and shoots people (I believe he does shoot enough defenders to score a touchdown). It's pretty great.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 02:09 |
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prefect posted:No, but it does have a guy fall into helicopter blades, and another guy who pulls out a gun on the football field during a game and shoots people (I believe he does shoot enough defenders to score a touchdown). It's pretty great. And the actor that plays the shooter is Billy Blanks.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 08:00 |
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Can't Tae Bo your way out of gambling debts.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 09:33 |
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looking over the masses of evidence in both cases I can't decide which one was funnier, Aaron Hernandez's or Ross Ulbricht's. Ross did literally keep a diary of his crimes which is insane but Aaron was running drive-bys in rental cars and returning them with shell casings. it's a tough call
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 13:44 |
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indigi posted:looking over the masses of evidence in both cases I can't decide which one was funnier, Aaron Hernandez's or Ross Ulbricht's. Ross did literally keep a diary of his crimes which is insane but Aaron was running drive-bys in rental cars and returning them with shell casings. it's a tough call Ross Ulbricht does have the added bonus of having one of his top investigators also be arrested for stealing money from him
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 13:51 |
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aaron hernandez gave us the blunt roller defense tho
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:08 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Ross Ulbricht does have the added bonus of having one of his top investigators also be arrested for stealing money from him A top investigator named "CARL MARK FORCE, THE FOURTH"
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:16 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Ross Ulbricht does have the added bonus of having one of his top investigators also be arrested for stealing money from him Also the letter of clemency he sent the judge literally said he didn't think what he did was wrong and the one his mom sent was like "he's a good white boy and not a thug, you can't put him in jail with those animals" did Hernandez or his family have anything like that? I can't recall e: also it was two of the top investigators. The one just rolled yesterday or today, Bridges pled guilty and they rescheduled CMFIV's to push it back
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:22 |
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I think it was Wired that had a really interesting piece about Force because it was mostly written before Force was exposed and is mostly laudatory towards him and there is just a brief appendum at the end saying "oh poo poo"
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 17:10 |
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Cole posted:aaron hernandez gave us the blunt roller defense tho blunt roller is now a protected class
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:07 |
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I'm still somewhat shocked there was a man named Odin Lloyd walking around this earth.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 01:30 |
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TNG posted:Can't Tae Bo your way out of gambling debts. Ain't life a bitch
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 02:43 |
prefect posted:No, but it does have a guy fall into helicopter blades, and another guy who pulls out a gun on the football field during a game and shoots people (I believe he does shoot enough defenders to score a touchdown). It's pretty great. I always thought that was a pretty weird solution to like owing people money or whatever. That play is coming back, man. Shooting people is AT LEAST 15 yards.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 22:42 |
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Stefan Prodan posted:I always thought that was a pretty weird solution to like owing people money or whatever. That play is coming back, man. Shooting people is AT LEAST 15 yards. loving lol
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:29 |
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I've always been puzzled why there were so many cops with shotguns just hanging out at the game.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 03:06 |
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Sash! posted:I've always been puzzled why there were so many cops with shotguns just hanging out at the game. LA in the early 90's was a rough time if you were near black people.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 03:33 |
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indigi posted:Also the letter of clemency he sent the judge literally said he didn't think what he did was wrong and the one his mom sent was like "he's a good white boy and not a thug, you can't put him in jail with those animals" The best part was the judge's response to all his letters in sentencing. She chewed his rear end for showing no remorse or contrition and said that all of his excuses were insane and only available to the privileged.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:50 |