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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tommah posted:

the future is bright for comedy but so is the past



He's not wrong

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Rand Paul's bold new idea is a totally unworkable tax scheme.


I don't even have anything snarky to say about this. It's just head-to-toes idiotic.

Why would he do this, is he a glutton for punishment? Did he vote for Forbes in the 90's?

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/06/chris-wallace-smacks-rick-santorum-flat

Santorum just tried it and got assaulted on FoxNews, of all places.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Larch posted:

Now that's a platform we can all get behind.
Baby, his campaign now got a back up campaign song in case they can't use Neil Diamond anymore.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Another poll confirms BERNIEMENTUM in New Hampshire


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/16/bernie-sanders-new-hampshire-primary-poll_n_7598408.html

quote:

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) has gained support in New Hampshire Democratic presidential primary polls and is now within 10 percentage points of front-runner Hillary Clinton.

According to a Suffolk University poll released Tuesday, Sanders' support was at 31 percent, compared with Clinton's 41 percent.

A Morning Consult poll published Sunday also showed a leap in support for Sanders in the Granite State. While Clinton maintained the lead with 44 percent of likely New Hampshire voters, Sanders had 32 percent.

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

Joementum posted:

Rand Paul's bold new idea is a totally unworkable tax scheme.


I don't even have anything snarky to say about this. It's just head-to-toes idiotic.

So he either gets rid of SS or raises taxes on businesses. Both outcomes no one will support. :thumbsup:

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
In a rare first of its kind move, a Socialist organization has begun a campaign trying to prove that someone who identifies as a Socialist is actually not a true Socialist at all.

Jacobin has a series of essays out now making the case against Bernie Sanders. The list of charges follows:

quote:

In jumping into the Democratic Party primaries, Sanders appointed a quintessential corporate party insider, Ted Devine, to be his campaign manager. Devine has worked for a series of Democratic presidential candidates, from Walter Mondale to John Kerry. Sanders’s retreat is based on a liberal strategy of attempting to transform the Democratic Party from within that has failed for generations. Instead of shifting the Democrats to the left, the leftists who join the Democrats get dragged to the right.

Sanders himself is, in many ways, a prime example of this process.

quote:

Sanders put up a portrait of Debs in his new office — a portrait that now hangs in his Capitol Hill office.

Sanders is technically an independent who caucuses with the Democrats. And his own variant of socialism is more reminiscent of former Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme, a fellow social democrat, than the Bolshevik-sympathizing Debs. Sanders likes to compare the accomplishments of the Scandinavian welfare state with the inequity of American society, highlighting our childhood poverty and lack of affordable health care. His solutions — progressive taxation and robust public services — are not too far out of step with those of his most liberal capitalist Senate colleagues, like Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

quote:

But in running for the Democratic presidential nomination as an outsider with almost no chance of winning, Sanders isn’t very “bold.” His offers no more hope than the fizzled presidential campaigns of Dennis Kucinich. And by steering liberal and left supporters into a Democratic Party whose policies and politics he claims to disagree with, Sanders — no matter how critical he might be of Hillary Clinton — is acting as the opposite of an “alternative.”

But if Sanders really wanted to participate in mobilizing millions to resist the status quo in US politics, he had options other than launching himself into the circus of a Democratic presidential campaign as the designated marginal renegade. And he rejected them.

quote:

Once ensconced in Washington as a member of the House and Senate, he abandoned his principled opposition to the two-party system. As Howard Dean said on Meet the Press in 2005, “He is basically a liberal Democrat. . . . The bottom line is that Bernie Sanders votes with the Democrats 98 percent of the time.”

quote:

If Sanders had his heart set on national politics, he could have run for president like Ralph Nader as an independent, opposing both capitalist parties.

quote:

"Sanders doesn’t offer the ... principled anti-imperialist politics that we should demand on the Left,"

quote:

His foreign policy positions are to the right of many liberal Democrats.

quote:

To be sure, there are dangers in a Sanders bid for president. Historically, attempts to grow social movements through outsider primary runs — like the 1980s Jackson campaigns — were dead-ends, and possibly even weakened independent political efforts.

They do end on a positive note about Bernie's candidacy though:

quote:

A vibrant Sanders campaign would be a sign that bleak job prospects and the squeezing of American workers are creating a political constituency for change. When he fails, there’s every reason to believe that radical voices can take his place, carrying the memory of Debs back into the political mainstream.

This is literally the first time this has ever happened on the left, so it will be interesting to see if it succeeds in bringing about full socialism.

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Jun 18, 2015

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rand has renamed the "payroll tax" to "the workers' tax".

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx
Holy poo poo a U.S. politician just used the word "workers." And a republican at that. :psyboom:

Great_Gerbil
Sep 1, 2006
Rhombomys opimus

Joementum posted:

Rand has renamed the "payroll tax" to "the workers' tax".

Unlike the estate tax which shall henceforth be known as the "Aristocracy Tax" and taxes on stocks which shall henceforth be referred collectively to as "Money Tree" taxes.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Jacobin for Rand

All Power to the Workers

SniHjen
Oct 22, 2010

quote:

And his own variant of socialism is more reminiscent of former Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme, a fellow social democrat, than the Bolshevik-sympathizing Debs

Hold on, they are comparing him to Olof loving Palme, One of swedens 'national heroes' for a lack of better term?

and they are doing so negatively?

holy gently caress these guys have no clue what they are talking about.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
Is voting with the Democrats most of the time a bad thing? I'm sure that even the most radical socialist would tend to vote with them if they had Bernie's seat, since it's not like there's a party that's farther left that's proposing its own legislation.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Jacobin is a magazine that pretty much shits on any progress at all unless it's the instantaneous delivery of full communism now.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

SniHjen posted:

Hold on, they are comparing him to Olof loving Palme, One of swedens 'national heroes' for a lack of better term?

and they are doing so negatively?

holy gently caress these guys have no clue what they are talking about.

The issue as I see it is that Bernie isn't really a socialist unless he actually campaigns on nationalizing the means of production or whatnot. Him taking up the badge of "socialist" as one of honor is something I applaud but he's obviously a social democrat in the Scandinavian vein, not a socialist. Since social democracy is a foreign term in American political language, socialist works just as well because he's going to be accused of being one anyway.

But if you're a hardcore socialist, this will tick you off. It's just your standard internecine claptrap.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

The word socialist as it stands in American politics is very different from the historical Marxist definition. Bernie Sanders self described use of the word is accurate to the former, he doesn't advertise himself as a smash the state Bolshevik.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Yeah. It's pretty much the "liberal" thing all over again.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Hate group National Organization of Marriage has released the presidential pledge and it's a doozy

quote:

NOM Presidential Pledge: I,__________________________, pledge to the American people that if elected President, I will: One, support a federal constitutional amendment that protects marriage as the union of one man and one woman.

Two, oppose and work to overturn any Supreme Court decision that illegitimately finds a constitutional "right" to the redefinition of marriage. This includes nominating to the U.S. Supreme Court and federal bench judges who are committed to restraint and applying the original meaning of the Constitution, and appointing an attorney general similarly committed.

Three, conduct a review of regulatory, administrative and executive actions taken by the current Administration that have the effect of undermining marriage and work to restore our policies to be consistent with the proper understanding of marriage as the union of one man and one woman. Consistent with this, prevent the promotion of a redefined version of marriage in public schools and other government entities.

Four, support the First Amendment Defense Act and other legislation that recognizes the right of organizations and individuals to act in the public square consistent with their belief that marriage is the union of one man and one woman without fear of retaliation from the government.

Five, direct the Department of Justice to investigate, document and publicize cases of Americans who have been harassed or threatened for exercising key civil rights to organize, to speak, to donate or to vote for marriage and to propose new protections, if needed.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/18/politics/same-sex-marriage-pledge/index.html

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
Why isn't Bernie promising to seize the means of production?

Would love to see what a Jacobin-approved cabinet would look like. Probably a lot like the masthead for Jacobin.

Supraluminal
Feb 17, 2012

Antti posted:

The issue as I see it is that Bernie isn't really a socialist unless he actually campaigns on nationalizing the means of production or whatnot. Him taking up the badge of "socialist" as one of honor is something I applaud but he's obviously a social democrat in the Scandinavian vein, not a socialist. Since social democracy is a foreign term in American political language, socialist works just as well because he's going to be accused of being one anyway.

But if you're a hardcore socialist, this will tick you off. It's just your standard internecine claptrap.

Sanders always uses the phrase "Democractic Socialist" when describing himself. He gets asked by reporters all the time if he's really a Socialist (because they still can't believe anyone would voluntarily identify themselves as such, I guess) and pretty consistently puts the qualifier in there, often with a little reminder that the phrase refers to Scandinavian-style government, not an authoritarian Soviet-style paradigm.

So to the extent anyone thinks he's claiming to be a hardcore Marxist fighting for full Communism, they're a) misinformed by a media which lazily fails to make the distinction and b) just not listening directly to anything Sanders says on the matter.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

In a rare first of its kind move, a Socialist organization has begun a campaign trying to prove that someone who identifies as a Socialist is actually not a true Socialist at all.

Jacobin has a series of essays out now making the case against Bernie Sanders. The list of charges follows:

They do end on a positive note about Bernie's candidacy though:

This is literally the first time this has ever happened on the left, so it will be interesting to see if it succeeds in bringing about full socialism.

I, too, remember how Peta Lindsay and Jill Stein's runs outside the mainstream parties mobilized true leftists and brought about real existing socialism in 2012. :rolleyes: (I did vote for Lindsay, btw)

It helps to think of Jacobin as Forbes for champagne socialists.

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

(I did vote for Lindsay, btw)

Mod bias confirmed

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Supraluminal posted:

Sanders always uses the phrase "Democractic Socialist" when describing himself. He gets asked by reporters all the time if he's really a Socialist (because they still can't believe anyone would voluntarily identify themselves as such, I guess) and pretty consistently puts the qualifier in there, often with a little reminder that the phrase refers to Scandinavian-style government, not an authoritarian Soviet-style paradigm.

So to the extent anyone thinks he's claiming to be a hardcore Marxist fighting for full Communism, they're a) misinformed by a media which lazily fails to make the distinction and b) just not listening directly to anything Sanders says on the matter.

That's part of the tragic enduring legacy of the Cold War, unfortunately. Words like "socialism" got used so loosely by the US government, the media, and left-leaning regimes and non-state actors, that the assumption among most Americans is that "capitalism" and "socialism" are the only two options. If you're capitalist, you believe in some form of market economy. If you're socialist, you don't, nor do you believe in private property or civil liberties or anything like that.

Which is unfortunate, because it's not a dichotomy and socialism is a lot more heterogeneous of a term.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Family Values posted:

The real question is what was Wisconsin's rank before Walker took office. Did he close the cheese gap or widen it?

Given that he's a Republican, I expect that he cut the cheese vigorously from the moment he took office

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Joementum posted:

Rand has renamed the "payroll tax" to "the workers' tax".

So Rand already knows he doesn't have a chance right? Did the Donald's entry in the campaign have a positive effect in causing people to start thinking about dropping out.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SniHjen posted:

Hold on, they are comparing him to Olof loving Palme, One of swedens 'national heroes' for a lack of better term?

and they are doing so negatively?

holy gently caress these guys have no clue what they are talking about.

Jacobin is a stupid magazine, written by stupid people, for the stupid leftists that you see selling party newspapers.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

Given that he's a Republican, I expect that he cut the cheese vigorously from the moment he took office

Tacostein
Aug 3, 2006

Dumb ass will learn ,
Trump is officially IN THE RACE!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I, too, remember how Peta Lindsay and Jill Stein's runs outside the mainstream parties mobilized true leftists and brought about real existing socialism in 2012. :rolleyes: (I did vote for Lindsay, btw)

It helps to think of Jacobin as Forbes for champagne socialists.

I voted for a black socialist because I know a neo-Stalinist who was way too excited about Lindsay. I am the splitter.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Luigi Thirty posted:

I voted for a black socialist because I know a neo-Stalinist who was way too excited about Lindsay. I am the splitter.

There was a black socialist running in 2012? :monocle:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There was a black socialist running in 2012? :monocle:

SPUSA was on the Florida ballot. Their candidate was a black man. So I can say that I voted for a black socialist. :toot:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There was a black socialist running in 2012? :monocle:

Yeah, his name was Barack Obama :haw:


...I'll show myself out.

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

Yeah, his name was Barack Obama :haw:

Congrats we're "besties" now.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

In a rare first of its kind move, a Socialist organization has begun a campaign trying to prove that someone who identifies as a Socialist is actually not a true Socialist at all.

Jacobin has a series of essays out now making the case against Bernie Sanders. The list of charges follows:


...


They do end on a positive note about Bernie's candidacy though:


This is literally the first time this has ever happened on the left, so it will be interesting to see if it succeeds in bringing about full socialism.

The Jacobin isn't really a homogenous organization. They have also run pro-Bernie pieces.

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/05/bernie-sanders-president-vermont-socialist/
https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/05/bernie-sanders-president-primary-hillary/

Also, the quality of their writers varies greatly. The nice thing is that they give a voice to lots of radical writers, even if half or more of them don't really have any idea what they're talking about.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Yeah, I'm a big Bernie fan and I like the Jacobin sometimes. Those two articles are good.

Anyways, so how about that Bernie polling 10% below Hillary in New Hampshire in a second poll now eh?? Looks like we have an actual competitive democratic primary on our hands now.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
I'm glad that the state with the first primary has a total population roughly equivalent to the number of people living in poverty in the Chicago Metro Area

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Yeah, I'm a big Bernie fan and I like the Jacobin sometimes. Those two articles are good.

Anyways, so how about that Bernie polling 10% below Hillary in New Hampshire in a second poll now eh?? Looks like we have an actual competitive democratic primary on our hands now.

No, we don't. He's getting demolished in SC and Iowa polling by 46 points and 45 points, respectively. He doesn't even manage to crack 15% support and more people say they want to vote for Biden.

Sorus
Nov 6, 2007
caustic overtones
I, for one, am happy to live in a state that is politically irrelevant nationally.

ElrondHubbard
Sep 14, 2007

Competitive primaries tend to be great at raising important issues for the base that would otherwise be overlooked in the rush to the middle during the general. However, I remain skeptical that Bernie really has much of a shot at being taken seriously even if he did win NH.

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx
New Hampshire is extremely weird. I know there's a long tradition of the NH primary, and NH is interesting (at least in New England terms) because it swings both ways :pervert: but as a state it is not representative of anything.

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Jacobin's online stuff is mostly poo poo. They're more scrupulous about what goes into the print publication. Most of their pieces on education or urban infrastructure are valuable, other topics are not as strong.

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