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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

cash crab posted:

I actually live in Little Portugal thank YOU VFERY MUCH

Ironbound?

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Alouicious posted:

Ironbound?

Nope, Toronto. They kinda crammed L. Italy and L. Portugal together, though. Speaking of which, they're having Taste of Italy tomorrow. I'm excited to see the gross food collecting flies outside

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

cash crab posted:

Nope, Toronto. They kinda crammed L. Italy and L. Portugal together, though. Speaking of which, they're having Taste of Italy tomorrow. I'm excited to see the gross food collecting flies outside

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Last raccoon derail:



Content:



Cooking For Bae always makes me :smith:

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMNLVtFj60


Drunk raccoon in a beer factory.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Oxxidation posted:

Again, it has a grilled cheese sandwich for a bun.

Oh no, a grilled cheese sandwich? Holy poo poo, a single grilled cheese sandwich, a saussage and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



THAT'S ME

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
now it fits the definition of "food" and "porn" but together it is neither:
http://i.imgur.com/bWffG0j.jpg :nws:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
pan-seared hotdogs classy as gently caress imo

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

amityville anus posted:

now it fits the definition of "food" and "porn" but together it is neither:
http://i.imgur.com/bWffG0j.jpg :nws:

Hey you gotta get your protein somehow.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

amityville anus posted:

now it fits the definition of "food" and "porn" but together it is neither:
http://i.imgur.com/bWffG0j.jpg :nws:

Ugh it bugs me when people don't know which way greater than and lesser to go.

Bigger side to the better thing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


amityville anus posted:

now it fits the definition of "food" and "porn" but together it is neither:
http://i.imgur.com/bWffG0j.jpg :nws:

Any y'all remember that picture floating around where some guy came in a pan and then yadda yadda

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



how me a frog posted:

Oh no, a grilled cheese sandwich? Holy poo poo, a single grilled cheese sandwich, a saussage and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

i hate health too

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
Yeah, these sanctimonious "how dare you call that gross" posts have gotten out of hand.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

how me a frog posted:

Oh no, a grilled cheese sandwich? Holy poo poo, a single grilled cheese sandwich, a saussage and two strips of bacon, someone call the ambulance!

hy·per·bo·le
hīˈpərbəlē
noun
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

cash crab posted:

Cooking For Bae always makes me :smith:
I want to see the pan.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

cash crab posted:

Last raccoon derail:



Content:



Cooking For Bae always makes me :smith:

At some level its hard to mock them because they were probably raised on frozen and fast food never learning how to cook, so making Easy Mac and grilling hot dogs rather then microwaving them is next level poo poo to most people. Their head would probably explode if someone showed them how to cook a good bratwurst with grilled onions (which is literally onions+butter till carmelized, remove, add sausage and beer, maybe some spices, simmer for a bit, mix onions back in, done) and a homemade cheese sauce is just milk+flour heated and then add the right amount of cheese.

It's 20-30 minutes versus 10-15 but to some people the sheer idea of firing up a skillet is like witchcraft and tossing in a pinch of anything other then salt is some weird foreign voodoo crap.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

pentyne posted:

At some level its hard to mock them because they were probably raised on frozen and fast food never learning how to cook, so making Easy Mac and grilling hot dogs rather then microwaving them is next level poo poo to most people. Their head would probably explode if someone showed them how to cook a good bratwurst with grilled onions (which is literally onions+butter till carmelized, remove, add sausage and beer, maybe some spices, simmer for a bit, mix onions back in, done) and a homemade cheese sauce is just milk+flour heated and then add the right amount of cheese.

It's 20-30 minutes versus 10-15 but to some people the sheer idea of firing up a skillet is like witchcraft and tossing in a pinch of anything other then salt is some weird foreign voodoo crap.

That's def not easy mac, nowhere near enough dusty orange particles from improperly mixed cheese dust for that. She used at least two pots and at least 15 minutes boiling dogs & cheese separately before burning the dogs in a sear attempt while letting the M&C cool over a five-ten minute span.

At least into "an attempt wad made" territory, but still as lovely as "easy mac and microwaved franks sounds good" in execution

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

amityville anus posted:

now it fits the definition of "food" and "porn" but together it is neither:
http://i.imgur.com/bWffG0j.jpg :nws:

Good to see Peter North got himself a girlfriend.

No, seriously, who the gently caress blows that big of a load?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

EZipperelli posted:

Good to see Peter North got himself a girlfriend.

No, seriously, who the gently caress blows that big of a load?

If I remember right corn starch and water makes for an excellent porn food accessory

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Can one of our resident food reviewers/pythons do a trip report on this?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

ninjahedgehog posted:

Can one of our resident food reviewers/pythons do a trip report on this?



WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

If that is real, and sold in Fargo, ND, I will buy, eat, and trip report that poo poo TOMORROW

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


death .cab for qt posted:

If that is real, and sold in Fargo, ND, I will buy, eat, and trip report that poo poo TOMORROW

Hey. My Ex BF lives in Fargo, North Dakota :D.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

please do not doxx outside of the appropriate Dakotas thread in LAN

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Mr. or Mrs. Pomp.
Thank you for this wonderful post.
It reminds me of a scene I love the most.
So says Mr. Stewart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41YUSZ9VAg

PubicMice has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Jun 19, 2015

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


:mrapig:

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

death .cab for qt posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS

death .cab for qt posted:

If that is real, and sold in Fargo, ND, I will buy, eat, and trip report that poo poo TOMORROW

it's an El Diablo Burger with a ridiculous amount of Jalapeno Poppers added to it

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

PubicMice posted:

Mr. or Mrs. Pomp.
Thank you for this wonderful post.
It reminds me of a scene I love the most.
So says Mr. Stewart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41YUSZ9VAg

Goddamn don't make me re-download this game again.

Obnoxipus
Apr 4, 2011


It's "organic blueberry and homegrown passion fruit banana ice cream."

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
Were they purposefully going for the H. P. Lovecraft theme?

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
Passionfruit always looks creepy, there's no saving it.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

death .cab for qt posted:

please do not doxx outside of the appropriate Dakotas thread in LAN

As someone also in Fargo, I never assumed we had a LAN presence. Huh.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I didn't know you guys had Internet yet

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

cash crab posted:



Cooking For Bae always makes me :smith:

Honestly if my gf brought me this plate after a long night of bar crawls I would almost overlook the fact that she called me bae.













I'm so lonely

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


pentyne posted:

At some level its hard to mock them because they were probably raised on frozen and fast food never learning how to cook, so making Easy Mac and grilling hot dogs rather then microwaving them is next level poo poo to most people. Their head would probably explode if someone showed them how to cook a good bratwurst with grilled onions (which is literally onions+butter till carmelized, remove, add sausage and beer, maybe some spices, simmer for a bit, mix onions back in, done) and a homemade cheese sauce is just milk+flour heated and then add the right amount of cheese.

It's 20-30 minutes versus 10-15 but to some people the sheer idea of firing up a skillet is like witchcraft and tossing in a pinch of anything other then salt is some weird foreign voodoo crap.

On some level, sure. I was raised on TV dinners and all the pop I could drink, and my parents boil everything they actually cook. I get it. I never even had to cook for myself until after I broke up with my ex, so there was a good three months there of nothing but mac and cheese and spinach. I still couldn't plate anything to save my loving life, it always just looks like someone barfed a bunch of colourful vegetables onto a plate with a little piece of protein on the side. See, I love this thread because it makes me feel better about my own cooking skills. There but for the Grace of God go I, and so on.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

If I remember right corn starch and water makes for an excellent porn food accessory

Someone on a lady-oriented forum I used to frequent shared a recipe for a homemade facial mask that was supposed to be very good for exfoliating/softening your skin. It consisted of cornstarch and milk, boiled and then cooled. It wasn't until I'd applied it to my face and looked in the mirror that I realized it was more "facial" than "mask." I looked like the end of a bukkake movie. :(

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

pookel posted:

Someone on a lady-oriented forum I used to frequent shared a recipe for a homemade facial mask that was supposed to be very good for exfoliating/softening your skin. It consisted of cornstarch and milk, boiled and then cooled. It wasn't until I'd applied it to my face and looked in the mirror that I realized it was more "facial" than "mask." I looked like the end of a bukkake movie. :(
But did it work?

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pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Forgall posted:

But did it work?
It worked OK, but I wouldn't repeat the experience. Not because I can't handle faux semen on my face, but because it got stuck in my hair to a really awful degree. You were supposed to be able to peel it off, and instead I had to take a shower to get it out of my hair and eyebrows.

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