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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Nothing says grown up like pouring sugar on meat

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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ElGroucho posted:

Nothing says grown up like pouring sugar on meat

oh. yeah, like, barbecue sauce has no sugar. idiot.


E: I would suggest that while you sit here and ponder this, you take a look @ the sugar values for something like sweet baby rays vs maple syrup. They're the same, but at least maple syrup doesnt have HFCS. And yeah, sweet baby rays is awful but if we were talking about that you wouldn't have chimed in at all.

Fetus Tree fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Jun 19, 2015

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fetus Tree posted:

oh. yeah, like, barbecue sauce has no sugar. idiot.


E: I would suggest that while you sit here and ponder this, you take a look @ the sugar values for something like sweet baby rays vs maple syrup. They're the same, but at least maple syrup doesnt have HFCS. And yeah, sweet baby rays is awful but if we were talking about that you wouldn't have chimed in at all.

A man who puts bbq sauce on brisket

A most shameful man

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
yup, you know bbq sauce and maple syrup are two totally comparable flavors. like how fish sauce and butter are comparable because they're both salty or gin and fetus tree because they're both bitter

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Sizone posted:

yup, you know bbq sauce and maple syrup are two totally comparable flavors. like how fish sauce and butter are comparable because they're both salty or gin and fetus tree because they're both bitter

i never said the flavors were comparable in the slightest. a meal that consists of bread, meat, some cheese, an egg, and potato that also has maple syrup is so far from a foreign or strange concept that idk why youre choosing this hill to die on.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Fetus Tree posted:

i never said the flavors were comparable in the slightest. a meal that consists of bread, meat, some cheese, an egg, and potato that also has maple syrup is so far from a foreign or strange concept that idk why youre choosing this hill to die on.

if that bread is a pancake then you have described a lumberjack breakfast. this is a normal thing, the maple syrup goes on the pancake. it does not go on the meat, cheese, egg or potato. why are you choosing that phrase to misuse?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Sizone posted:

if that bread is a pancake then you have described a lumberjack breakfast. this is a normal thing, the maple syrup goes on the pancake. it does not go on the meat, cheese, egg or potato. why are you choosing that phrase to misuse?

...since you're actually bothering to pursue this, you've never ever had some maple syrup mix in with the other stuff and enjoyed the taste of it? do you segregate your loving meal components? christ you are loving weird

E: lol let alone maple bacon on top of the burger.

Fetus Tree fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jun 19, 2015

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
it's general practice to serve the pancakes on a separate plate. that is done to prevent the syrup from mixing in with the other stuff.

yeah, jimmy dean makes maple flavored frozen premade pig-in-blankets, there are people who are into that poo poo, you're probably one of them. that doesn't make it not gross.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
erryday molasses on my furger

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007
Man, You guys are getting super pedantic about this. I personally don't like maple syrup because it's 100% sweet, something that I don't care for on a burger. BBQ sauce generally has other dimensions (like salty, smoky, and acidic) that balance out the sweet. Same story with maple bacon, which is salty, smoky, and sweet. I just think syrup, especially in the quantity shown, would absolutely trample the other flavors with cloying sweetness.

A thought - rather than dousing the burg with syrup, maybe brush a thin smear on the burg while cooking, below the cheese? That way you get a hint of sweet playing with all the other flavors.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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rj54x posted:

Man, You guys are getting super pedantic about this. I personally don't like maple syrup because it's 100% sweet, something that I don't care for on a burger. BBQ sauce generally has other dimensions (like salty, smoky, and acidic) that balance out the sweet. Same story with maple bacon, which is salty, smoky, and sweet. I just think syrup, especially in the quantity shown, would absolutely trample the other flavors with cloying sweetness.

A thought - rather than dousing the burg with syrup, maybe brush a thin smear on the burg while cooking, below the cheese? That way you get a hint of sweet playing with all the other flavors.

For sure you wouldn't douse it, I never advocated dousing it. Having it as one element of many on a burger is not remotely uncommon and frankly I'm actually surprised people are reacting like this.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Sizone posted:

it's general practice to blah blah blah etc.

Is the fact that you think in these terms even though you can't back it up with anything more substantial than "since that's what I personally do/approve of" the reason why you're having a meltdown because someone put a spoonful of a sauce that you don't approve of on their novelty heart attack burger?

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

rj54x posted:

Man, You guys are getting super pedantic about this. I personally don't like maple syrup because it's 100% sweet, something that I don't care for on a burger. BBQ sauce generally has other dimensions (like salty, smoky, and acidic) that balance out the sweet. Same story with maple bacon, which is salty, smoky, and sweet. I just think syrup, especially in the quantity shown, would absolutely trample the other flavors with cloying sweetness.

A thought - rather than dousing the burg with syrup, maybe brush a thin smear on the burg while cooking, below the cheese? That way you get a hint of sweet playing with all the other flavors.

Well I think the amount of maple syrup put on that burg was too much, but there IS regular bacon on it already, so you're essentially adding deconstructed maple bacon when you're putting that burg together. I think it'd be good, overall, just reduce the amount of syrup quite a bit. I think a drizzle would be okay.


Also did anyone else notice and find it funny that after all the trouble of putting together the admittedly high-effort production in the construction of that gif, that when the syrup was poured onto the burg, it immediately congealed and the majority of it just slid down the side of it? Way to gently caress that up, guy.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I just smoked some weed and would eat the hell out of that tot waffle burg.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I've been avoiding this thread for too long... I'm a sucker for food porn, even burger food porn.

I'm glad that Fatburger got mentioned on the first page, it's one of the few things I miss about SoCal!
And George Foreman agrees with me: http://articles.latimes.com/1991-02-01/sports/sp-204_1_evander-holyfield

As for the waffle burger, it's a bit "meat ship", but the presentation of the GIF is so food-porney that I have to approve.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Mix ur maple syrup with Dijon and stop caring if someone judges you for putting something different on a burg

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Feb 2, 2003
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social vegan posted:

Mix ur maple syrup with Dijon and stop caring if someone judges you for putting something different on a burg

good idea actually, ive never done it w dijon. ive thrown some hotsauce in the maple syrup though to given it a bit of that 'latin' kick

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

proof of concept posted:

Is the fact that you think in these terms even though you can't back it up with anything more substantial than "since that's what I personally do/approve of" the reason why you're having a meltdown because someone put a spoonful of a sauce that you don't approve of on their novelty heart attack burger?

the gently caress are you on about?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Sizone posted:

the gently caress are you on about?

He is just calling you out on your burgshit

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
this thread has a lot of really weird posters imo

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Feb 2, 2003
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RideTheSpiral posted:

this thread has a lot of really weird posters imo

RideTheSpiral posted:

any1 got any good pics of the corpse? asking for a friend

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

RideTheSpiral posted:

this thread has a lot of really weird posters imo

I like this thread. Warts and all.

Still gently caress furgers. But whatever.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
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pls dont kink shame

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

RideTheSpiral posted:

erryday molasses on my furger

look just because you're not into the idea of furgurs doesnt mean you need to put them on the same level as someone who would put syrup on a burger :barf:

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Someone who likes something that I don't like? Below me. A lower class citizen. Literal filth

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Manslaughter posted:

Someone who likes something that I don't like? Below me. A lower class citizen. Literal filth


this but unironically

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

ElGroucho posted:

Nothing says grown up like pouring sugar on meat

lol you don't have to dump a cup of maple syrup like you surely do with your mayo. "let me just put a heaping glob of shelf stable fat on my burg"

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I use a lot of mayo. But I make that poo poo from scratch cuz it's super easy and way better than store bought.

Japanese mayo is okay.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Lotsa bad posts up in this bitch.

Its Friday and thus the weekend is upon us. I, Chinatown, pledge to post a trip report with photos of a burger sometime this weekend. Probably one I will buy because im feeling a lazy weekend coming on.

I think we should all strive to do the same.

Fetus Tree
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Chinatown posted:

Lotsa bad posts up in this bitch.

Its Friday and thus the weekend is upon us. I, Chinatown, pledge to post a trip report with photos of a burger sometime this weekend. Probably one I will buy because im feeling a lazy weekend coming on.

I think we should all strive to do the same.

add 2 more to the pile

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I was going to Sous Vide some meatloaf sandwiches this weekend. Will that work?

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Chinatown posted:

Lotsa bad posts up in this bitch.

Its Friday and thus the weekend is upon us. I, Chinatown, pledge to post a trip report with photos of a burger sometime this weekend. Probably one I will buy because im feeling a lazy weekend coming on.

I think we should all strive to do the same.

same

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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There are many ways to make a burg, and all of them are correct as long as the person enjoys their burgs. Namaste.

geetee
Feb 2, 2004

>;[
Not my pic, but representative. I had the "TC Burger with Drunk Onions, Pecorino" from Colicchio & Sons the other night. Want again.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Man, when you're burgin, nothing else satisfies. I could have like an entire pizza right now and I would still want one of Jimmy's Specials:



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:chanpop:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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idk teh real quality of this pic as i had to go through hoops to get it off instagram but yeah



literally the one time ive taken a nice pic of a burg

a burg pic is a burger pic they all look good but

imo i like this one a lot c:


(you can see where i learned which side of the rails were slightly hotter lol)

Shions of Qud





Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
I should also mention http://www.burgerheaven.ca/






beerinator
Feb 21, 2003
The Kaiser Royale from Kaiser Tiger in Chicago. Beer is Pony Pils from Half Acre. Both very enjoyable.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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hi


E: so all those burgers are from the same place? there is one place that has a bunch of burgers like that?

E2: lol, in my head I was like wow, it's like burger heaven. and here we are

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