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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

Ahaha.

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

lmao

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

lmao

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
actually Messi has a blackberry

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I always assumed Messi's phone looked like this:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Messi has a better grip on space than you realise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQI4kTE_USg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1xvD6l3OjE

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
why would messi have a poster of himself in his room?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

brilliant

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Its cool that Neymars being taken to court for Fraud.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gigi Galli posted:

As an autist Messi almost certainly owns a Galaxy, probably an S6.

:eyepop:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

Why funny?

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
lol poor kid

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

I guess he found it funny Neymar gave him autographed boots when the kid has no feet.

But usually they ask the kid what he wants so maybe he wanted boots for his one day prosthetics.

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
Who would wear signed boots even if they had the world's best feet?

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lladre posted:

But usually they ask the kid what he wants so maybe he wanted boots for his one day prosthetics.

"I want to walk again"

"Valeu minino oia qui minha bota, quero ver voce marcando muito golo rsrsrs"

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Parody Threads posted:

Who would wear signed boots even if they had the world's best feet?

I would only wear sandals if I had the world's best feet tbf.

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

blue footed boobie posted:

I would only wear sandals if I had the world's best feet tbf.

I have those shoes

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Mans posted:

"I want to walk again"

"Valeu minino oia qui minha bota, quero ver voce marcando muito golo rsrsrs"

huehuehue

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
btw Suqit, Marca has been campaigning hard for Laporta, that should tell you if he's the right president for Barca when Marca want him to get elected.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
AS reported that Real Madrid are forcing Rafa to go on a diet this summer because they don't want a fatass manager.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

AS reported that Real Madrid are forcing Rafa to go on a diet this summer because they don't want a fatass manager.

I hope this true loving lmao

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It's not like Carlo was that fit himself anyway

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rafa is going to die of a heart attack in December.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Montasque posted:

Rafa is going to die of a heart attack in December.

He'd be out of a job for two months by then.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gigi Galli posted:

I hope this true loving lmao

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Hefe posted:

It's not like Carlo was that fit himself anyway

pretty sure Carlo is taller than Rafa, he can hide his weight better.

Both weight ~75kg so it's not like they're super fat.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
They collectively weigh less than the average poster here.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Lladre posted:

They collectively weigh less than the average poster here.

drat...this guy is an insanely fit badass and also a really good poster

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
If Rafa is 75kg he's 4 feet tall.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Mean Bean Machine posted:

drat...this guy is an insanely fit badass and also a really good poster

Being mad all the time burns hell of calories

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
the feels guy is always wearing a white shirt

hmm makes you think

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Poor Levante

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Lladre posted:

They collectively weigh less than the average poster here.

the average poster here is tall and swole IMO

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TelekineticBear! posted:

the average poster here is tall and swole IMO

we're mostly south americans and mediterraneans in this thread, we're swole and hairy but not tall.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mans posted:

we're mostly south americans and mediterraneans in this thread, we're swole and hairy but not tall.

I bet hegav is really white and blonde

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Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
I'm a bit over 6'2" and have some nice solid delts

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