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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
It's ok to have beans in chili.

WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS?!?

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Hey Rat, that a real can on your AUG?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

HEY PA has some other good stuff too

yuengling is pretty good
And tastykake
And many pretzels

Yeah that's all I got

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The Rat posted:

Oh no not my AUG :ohdear:



How's the employee benefits working for Weyland Yutani anyway

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

not caring here posted:

Hey Rat, that a real can on your AUG?

Yeah, Surefire SOCOM 7.62 Mini. Had to drill out the gas regulator in order to get it to function properly when suppressed, because otherwise the added gas was making the bolt run too fast. That AUG has an 18" barrel rather than the standard 16", in order to clear the rail for the muzzle brake mount. I call it the Suppressable Marksman AUG, or for short, the SMAUG. :haw:

Bolow posted:

How's the employee benefits working for Weyland Yutani anyway

Decent pay and pension plan, but every once in a while we'll have to evac some of the janitorial staff due to unexplained chest pains.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Legit!

The Rat posted:

I call it the Suppressable Marksman AUG, or for short, the SMAUG. :haw:

Shameful.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Reign Of Pain posted:

It's ok to have beans in chili.

WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS?!?

1 1/2 lb ground beef browned and drained
1 lb bulk italian sausage, browned and drained
onion
green pepper
chili peppers
seasonings

crockpot on low for 10 hours

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ogrel72 posted:

1 1/2 lb ground beef browned and drained
1 lb bulk italian sausage, browned and drained
onion
green pepper
chili peppers
seasonings

crockpot on low for 10 hours

Can you elaborate on "seasonings" please :yum:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Can you elaborate on "seasonings" please :yum:

Full recipe

1 1/2 lb ground beef browned and drained
1 lb bulk italian sausage, browned and drained
1 large can kidney beans, rinsed and drained
1-2 large can stewed or cooked tomatoes
1 can condensed tomato soup (optional)
1 large can of chipolte chilies in adoba
1/4 cup water
1 onion, diced
1 large green pepper, diced
1 medium red pepper, diced (optional)
3 med sized jalapeno peppers, diced with seeds or
1-2 habanero pepper(s)
1 teaspoon garlic powder (Correction I usually use that pre-minced garlic, 1/8 teaspoon)
1 tablespoon chili powder
1/2 teaspoon salt (Optional)
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (hot)
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 to 1 teaspoon of Tabasco or other hot sauce

Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jun 19, 2015

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Reign Of Pain posted:

It's ok to have beans in chili.

WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS?!?

1-2LB pork shoulder, cubed.
Spice mix of like flour, hot paprika, smoked paprika, cumin, chipotle powder, whatever smells good.
Handful of tomatillos
1 cactus leaf
1 big old yellow/white onion
A bell pepper if you want
A spicy pepper or two
A bunch of beans, White, red, kidney, personal taste.
Garlic

Spend an hour de-spining the cactus leaf and slicing it up.
Slice up the onion, pepper(s), garlic, etc.
Blanch the tomatillos, cut em up
Roll the raw cubed pork in the spice mix, sear it in a pan.
Toss the beans into a big cast iron dutch oven, for authenticity.
Add the beans, pork, sliced veggies to the dutch oven, throw in remaining spice mix.
Let it simmer until the pork bits are cooked through and your house smells amazing.

Maybe make some corn bread.

Tada, my bastardized green chili. Or green-ish pork and bean stew, whatev. Its fuckin good.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MA-Horus posted:

HEY PA has some other good stuff too

yuengling is pretty good
And tastykake
And many pretzels

Yeah that's all I got

PA is the watery diarrhea of the North. I've been all over that sorry state and there's nothing redeemable about it or its people. It's all meth, rednecks, crime, and more rednecks.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Fat serial killers?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

The Rat posted:

Oh no not my AUG :ohdear:



That's a sexy AUG :jackbud:

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
Yall need to get down on some party pizza from RI.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_strips

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
truf

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Ckwiesr posted:

Yall need to get down on some party pizza from RI.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_strips

I am pretty sure that is just breadsticks with marina sauce.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ogrel72 posted:

Full recipe

1 1/2 lb ground beef browned and drained
1 lb bulk italian sausage, browned and drained
1 large can kidney beans, rinsed and drained
1-2 large can stewed or cooked tomatoes
1 can condensed tomato soup (optional)
1 large can of chipolte chilies in adoba
1/4 cup water
1 onion, diced
1 large green pepper, diced
1 medium red pepper, diced (optional)
3 med sized jalapeno peppers, diced with seeds or
1-2 habanero pepper(s)
1 teaspoon garlic powder (Correction I usually use that pre-minced garlic, 1/8 teaspoon)
1 tablespoon chili powder
1/2 teaspoon salt (Optional)
1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (hot)
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 to 1 teaspoon of Tabasco or other hot sauce

might give this a try this weekend, sounds good

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Any of you dudes make your own wings? I'm thinking that'll be something for next week.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Any of you dudes make your own wings? I'm thinking that'll be something for next week.

Deep fried or baked? I've done both.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

holocaust bloopers posted:

Any of you dudes make your own wings? I'm thinking that'll be something for next week.

Wing sauce is pretty easy. I don't have my recipe in front of me, but I think it's 2 cups franks red hot
1 cup butter
Spices are to taste
Cayenne pepper
Garlic powder, or you could sauté some fresh garlic in the butter.
Salt
Pepper

I think I'm forgetting something...

Also the recipe on the franks bottle is pretty good.

If you are feeling crazy, try smoking or grilling your wings a little before frying them.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Franks and butter, that's pretty much heaven. Don't buy the pre-mixed garbage, get regular Franks and mix it with salted butter.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Deep fried or baked? I've done both.

Baked.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

hey n4i do you take out your anger on me? i mean i understand. i'm sorry that your bullshit degree in non profit organizations has left you unemployed for the last 14+ months and that your boyfriend has to support your worthless rear end. i hope you're a top because you've probably been financially loving him in the rear end for, what, a year now?

but hey, let me know when he gets sick of it so i can expect a ban. in the meantime if it keeps you from killing yourself because of how pathetic your life outside of SA is, then by all means keep up the probies, bro. i'm here 4 u.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I don't care what kind of wings you like, as long as you eat them with blue cheese. If you use ranch, get the gently caress out of GIP.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

being white rules posted:

hey n4i do you take out your anger on me? i mean i understand. i'm sorry that your bullshit degree in non profit organizations has left you unemployed for the last 14+ months and that your boyfriend has to support your worthless rear end. i hope you're a top because you've probably been financially loving him in the rear end for, what, a year now?

but hey, let me know when he gets sick of it so i can expect a ban. in the meantime if it keeps you from killing yourself because of how pathetic your life outside of SA is, then by all means keep up the probies, bro. i'm here 4 u.

:nallears:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

bengy81 posted:

Wing sauce

I think I'm forgetting something...

Lemon juice

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

so much anger in this one

not really. i wasn't being a prick to people because, as you said. "you stopped getting treated like the pin cushion a long time ago" or something, i don't remember. but hey, looks like not being a prick doesn't actually change anything.

being a prick is way more fun and has the same result as not being a prick, so i'll side with the fun one.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Franks and butter, that's pretty much heaven. Don't buy the pre-mixed garbage, get regular Franks and mix it with salted butter.

truth

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

being white rules posted:

hey n4i do you take out your anger on me? i mean i understand. i'm sorry that your bullshit degree in non profit organizations has left you unemployed for the last 14+ months and that your boyfriend has to support your worthless rear end. i hope you're a top because you've probably been financially loving him in the rear end for, what, a year now?

but hey, let me know when he gets sick of it so i can expect a ban. in the meantime if it keeps you from killing yourself because of how pathetic your life outside of SA is, then by all means keep up the probies, bro. i'm here 4 u.

:lol: cool meltdown over a 6 hour probation, dude.

But if you must know I'm happily employed doing a job where I'm my own boss and largely set my own hours. The pay's great and my boyfriend and I are planning on getting married later this year and have started setting aside money for buying a house. Not that I need to explain myself to you aside from laughing at this meltdown over, again, a 6 hour probation.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I don't care what kind of wings you like, as long as you eat them with blue cheese. If you use ranch, get the gently caress out of GIP.

blue cheese is my jam

e: congrats n4i

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jun 20, 2015

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gip roadtrip to n4i's wedding

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:lol: cool meltdown over a 6 hour probation, dude.

But if you must know I'm happily employed doing a job where I'm my own boss and largely set my own hours. The pay's great and my boyfriend and I are planning on getting married later this year and have started setting aside money for buying a house. Not that I need to explain myself to you aside from laughing at this meltdown over, again, a 6 hour probation.

hey fag congrats

Sorry this is a very insidery joke

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
wait, n4i's bf is gay?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gip roadtrip to n4i's wedding

I don't think his boyfriend would approve of his internet vet buddies scaring everybody.


unless the gip dogges come along too

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
The Groom's side (Or is it the Groom's side?) will be just dogges.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:lol: cool meltdown over a 6 hour probation, dude.

But if you must know I'm happily employed doing a job where I'm my own boss and largely set my own hours. The pay's great and my boyfriend and I are planning on getting married later this year and have started setting aside money for buying a house. Not that I need to explain myself to you aside from laughing at this meltdown over, again, a 6 hour probation.

confagulation!

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Whip Slagcheek posted:

hey fag congrats

Sorry this is a very insidery joke

lmao

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

being white rules posted:

hey n4i do you take out your anger on me? i mean i understand. i'm sorry that your bullshit degree in non profit organizations has left you unemployed for the last 14+ months and that your boyfriend has to support your worthless rear end. i hope you're a top because you've probably been financially loving him in the rear end for, what, a year now?

but hey, let me know when he gets sick of it so i can expect a ban. in the meantime if it keeps you from killing yourself because of how pathetic your life outside of SA is, then by all means keep up the probies, bro. i'm here 4 u.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Is this an alt? Or has some dude built up this much angst in just 3 months?

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Is this an alt? Or has some dude built up this much angst in just 3 months?

Jesus Christ, you'll never make detective with those sleuthing skills.

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