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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

PT6A posted:

I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is the following:

I'm not wearing a tie!

My boy's a box! drat you, a box!

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

PT6A posted:

I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is the following:

I'm not wearing a tie!

Relax, PT6A. At Globex, we don't believe in walls.

Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat! :D

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Writer Cath posted:

My boy's a box! drat you, a box!

That's just an internet forum where they post Simpsons quotes and other non-box-related topics.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

That's just an internet forum where they post Simpsons quotes and other non-box-related topics.

Yes, but with one important difference:



Oh, they took that out... Yes it is just like the other forums.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Are you hugging the TV?

Boardroom Jimmy, I'd like to be alone with the quote thread for a moment.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Are you going to post in it?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mira posted:

Are you going to post in it?

I feel like quoting tonight, like quoting tonight!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Deviant posted:

I feel like quoting tonight, like quoting tonight!

Does this thread know any posts that aren't Simpsons quotes?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Does this thread know any posts that aren't Simpsons quotes?

Charlie, this is a quoting thread. A happy quoting thread. Maybe there are posters that don't quote the Simpsons. Frankly, it's a market we can do without.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Does this thread know any posts that aren't Simpsons quotes?

Well that's almost a quote :laugh:

Don't worry, there'll be plenty of Simpson quotes for you. Nobody will take away your precious Simpsons quotes! :mmmsmug:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Does this thread know any posts that aren't Simpsons quotes?

Agent TMMadman, Environmental Posting Agency. Some Boy Scouts stumbled on your little game of "hide the quote."

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

Well that's almost a quote :laugh:

Don't worry, there'll be plenty of Simpson quotes for you. Nobody will take away your precious Simpsons quotes! :mmmsmug:

Whoa, I'm sorry, all the quotes have been reserved for celebrities. But there are rocks. Thousands and thousands of rocks.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Whoa, I'm sorry, all the quotes have been reserved for celebrities. But there are rocks. Thousands and thousands of rocks.

You guys rock!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Mister Kingdom posted:

You guys rock!



Don't eat pork! Not even with a fork!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Whoa, I'm sorry, all the quotes have been reserved for celebrities. But there are rocks. Thousands and thousands of rocks.

Look, he's quoting slime off that rock! That's what he's been quoting - slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Don't eat pork! Not even with a fork!

CharlieFoxtrot, are we Jewish?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

PT6A posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, are we Jewish?

Ezak iziri golanus, maledictu nosferatu in principi :geno:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

Ezak iziri golanus, maledictu nosferatu in principi :geno:

That's some language you got there! And you talk like this 24/7, huh?

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Everything Counts posted:

That's some language you got there! And you talk like this 24/7, huh?

...but it sounded so made-up!
I mean, "yom kip pur"?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
And a fine mahok to you all!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

That's some language you got there! And you talk like this 24/7, huh?

I have a ham radio.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I have a ham radio.

I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is Email, Cosine, Report Card, Database, and Lisa. Your nickname will be Cosmos.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TMMadman posted:

I am called Ham, because I enjoy ham radio. This is Email, Cosine, Report Card, Database, and Lisa. Your nickname will be Cosmos.



And THIS guy's the head of the Quoteology department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Tokelau All Star posted:



And THIS guy's the head of the Quoteology department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Quotation College too?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Tokelau All Star posted:



And THIS guy's the head of the Quoteology department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!

Who has better quote ideas than AAA? According to the publishers of this AAA guidebook, no one.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Look, he's quoting slime off that rock! That's what he's been quoting - slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!

Wait LOCUST FART HELL! Good news, everygoon! You don't have to quote meat! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone.

It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

Wait LOCUST FART HELL! Good news, everygoon! You don't have to quote meat! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone.

It's tomato soup, served ice cold!

Go back to Russia!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Tokelau All Star posted:

And THIS guy's the head of the Quoteology department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!

No one who teaches Quoteology could be an evil man!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


PT6A posted:

And a fine mahok to you all!

So, have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Tokelau All Star posted:



And THIS guy's the head of the Quoteology department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!

Awww, you got the stink lines and everything.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Awww, you got the stink lines and everything.

They called me Smellson!

Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

After The War posted:

No one who teaches Quoteology could be an evil man!

AfterTheWar? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Roark posted:

AfterTheWar? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruGxIZkK0eg

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Roark posted:

AfterTheWar? The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?

That's After The War. He thwarted you campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

That's After The War. He thwarted you campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude.

The same AfterTheWar that keeps taking pictures of my sister?! :mad:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

That's After The War. He thwarted you campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude.

...

Nope!

Doesn't ring a bell.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
MY! NAME! IS! AFTERTHEWAR! AFTER THE WAR! AFTERTHEWAR!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Skeesix posted:

...

Nope!

Doesn't ring a bell.

Ew! Dispose of it. And, uh, send a thank you note to Skeesix, DoctorWhat, Root Bear and Boardroom Jimmy.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Trendy guest posters were shamelessly trotted out to grab ratings.

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Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Mira posted:

Trendy guest posters were shamelessly trotted out to grab ratings.

That's all well and good for you, but I used to quote the Simpsons here all night and every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to quote. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the quoting groove!

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