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"No but my foreskin is made of bacon and my dick is a sausage" is possibly the weirdest combination of "i want to suck my own dick" and "no homo" I've seen.
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Hey bro put my dick in your mouth. I dunno, Chad, that's pretty gay. No you're not sucking it, you're just eating it. Oh thank god.
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Jun 19, 2015 05:41
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I checked out that site again and clicked some random page and hoooooly moly.quote:After his animal attack Ty decides to turn back but how? He was slowly losing conciousness and the bear was taking over. He started to wish to be this but human... Back at home. It worked he felt the surroundings change and he lost the freaky amounts of hair but kept the tail and testosterone. It started to backfire because he suddenly was overcome with a super rush. And suddenly his body started glowing transforming into a super horny sex monster. So when the untransformation was over he was overcome with an undeniable want for sex... No a mate. And when he decided to look he realized, " why look when you can just wish" So he wish for a girl with the most hormones a girl could have.
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Jun 19, 2015 07:56
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I think it's time for another porno episode.
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Jun 19, 2015 08:07
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four feet of boob.
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Jun 19, 2015 08:21
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I didn't finish my degree in genital engineering, but I'm pretty sure a 1.5' wide dick isn't a complementary scalar match to a toilet vagina.
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Jun 19, 2015 08:26
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Cyberventurer posted:I checked out that site again and clicked some random page and hoooooly moly.
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Jun 19, 2015 08:45
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top scientists have been puzzling over the line "And her tube was so big that it added two feet to her torso" for decades
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Jun 19, 2015 08:48
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IronicDongz posted:top scientists have been puzzling over the line "And her tube was so big that it added two feet to her torso" for decades
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Jun 19, 2015 10:51
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The most hormones of any human alive. All the hormones!
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Jun 19, 2015 14:03
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quote:a vagina the size of a toilet
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Jun 19, 2015 14:54
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"Ten replies? Must be a new episo-" 
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Jun 19, 2015 15:33
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BootsRaingear posted:After we recorded that episode, I did some slurred readings of stories from that transformation site on our old TF2 server. I remember there being one where a bunch of bros transformed themselves so that their bodies would produce breakfast foods. Holy poo poo the Boots Raingear replied to me  I also have to say that I'm with either you or Lemon in that I wanted episode 53 to last forever. UUUuuuuuuurp!
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The Duke posted:Holy poo poo the Boots Raingear replied to me Readers enthusiastically pronouncing onomatopoeia, burps, sneezes, and other non-words always take an episode to the next level.
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Jun 19, 2015 18:29
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MY CUM SMELLS LIKE POOP AH SO DOES MINE LETS HANG OUT
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Jun 19, 2015 23:37
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So I finally decided to look into the ongoing AHH COME ON ___ A GUY references. It's hysterical. It's like Song Writing Fever rap given flesh. AHHHH COME ON gently caress A GUY
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RyokoTK posted:So I finally decided to look into the ongoing AHH COME ON ___ A GUY references. It's hysterical. It's like Song Writing Fever rap given flesh. So where did you find Kane's twin?
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Jun 20, 2015 08:38
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Tracula posted:So where did you find Kane's twin? That dude has a pretty sweet skull staff.
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Jun 20, 2015 10:05
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Oh man I love seeing people discover Chuggo.
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That reminds me, I've been meaning to ask, but where does "This ain't _____ XXX" come from?
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DemonTrigger posted:That reminds me, I've been meaning to ask, but where does "This ain't _____ XXX" come from? There's been a recent trend of porn versions of popular media where their title is "This Ain't (thing) XXX" because I guess that's a way to legally have the words "Harry Potter" in your Harry Potter porno.
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Plague of Hats posted:There's been a recent trend of porn versions of popular media where their title is "This Ain't (thing) XXX" because I guess that's a way to legally have the words "Harry Potter" in your Harry Potter porno. Don't worry, it's only Wikipedia
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TetsuoTW posted:More specifically... I think "This Ain't COPS XXX" might be my favorite because I'm just imagining one of those on-foot chases and it's so ridiculous. "This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX" would just be Game of Thrones except more.
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DemonTrigger posted:"This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX" would just be Game of Thrones except consensual.
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Jun 20, 2015 21:00
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There's a Family Guy porn parody that tries to be like an episode of the show, complete with cutaways, and it's somehow less funny. Surprisingly, porn actors have no sense of comedic timing.
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Jun 20, 2015 21:45
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TetsuoTW posted:More specifically... ha, that's from a selected filmography; it goes beyond!
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Wikpedia's articles on porn are just great.quote:AVN gave This Ain't Glee a perfect score of five, and wrote "It's almost enough to bring a tear to your eye with how beautifully done this parody really is".[1] A 10/12 was awarded by Rog Reviews, which called it "one of the best parodies of 2010".[2] XCritic also responded well to the spoof, giving it an overall grade of four out of five, and deeming it "Highly Recommended".[3] quote:This article is within the scope of WikiProject Pornography, a collaborative effort to improve the coverage of pornography-related topics on Wikipedia. If you would like to participate, please visit the project page, where you can join the discussion and see a list of open tasks.
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Jun 21, 2015 03:35
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This Ain't Fox News XXX
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Jun 21, 2015 03:39
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Waffleman_ posted:This Ain't Fox News XXX Considering Fox News casts its female anchors purely on how bad aging white men will want to whack it to them, this seems oddly unnecessary.
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Jun 21, 2015 04:00
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Gotta fight the under-representation of young, white, blonde women in porn.
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Jun 21, 2015 07:47
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Honestly, I kinda pity them, since given their position and target demographic of entitled white men the lady anchors on fox news probably get more creepy mail and stalkers per capita than anchors on other networks.
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Jun 21, 2015 09:46
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There's never an episode where a surprised detour into weird paraphilia poetry isn't welcome and hilarious. The ball crushing poem had me in tears.
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weekly font posted:There's never an episode where a surprised detour into weird paraphilia poetry isn't welcome and hilarious. The ball crushing poem had me in tears. I was going to argue that the Night Before Christmas poem in the tickling episode was the best, until I remembered that there's also an amazing Christmas poem in the foot fetish episode. I think you're right. Any bad poem about a fetish is the best.
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Jun 22, 2015 18:53
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In the document hopper there's an Erotic Poetry doc I can't wait to hear.
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Jun 22, 2015 18:59
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I wish they had read the creepy christmas elf inflation poem I found for the deviantart episode. It was around three pages long, but it was amazing.
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I just want more ridiculous hippy majjyk stuff, myself. That stuff never gets old. 
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Uh excuse me, it's pronounced muhgik. e: Pretty much every poetry-related bit on the podcast is good, except for the Deviantart poetry which for some reason completely missed the mark for me. RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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Jun 22, 2015 19:58
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Whenever people talk about Christmas erotica, I just get horrible flashbacks to being in the crowd at F Plus Live 3 with Stog's "I Got hosed by Santa" story.
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I was in that crowd too, and I remember most people "enjoying" that story. It's a lot better than Frank West's story, anyway.
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RyokoTK posted:I was going to argue that the Night Before Christmas poem in the tickling episode was the best, Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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