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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Adnar posted:

Harry Kewell played for Liverpool and Melbourne Victory - he can go and die of AIDS cancer ASAP as far as I'm concerned.

Almost as bad as Kevin "cuntface oval office" Muscat - Rangers, Wolves, Milwall, Melbourne Victory.




Also Viduka > Kewell

lol

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Troy Queef posted:

It also has a mention one of the greatest sneaky (but legal) tricks ever seen in football: Rangers, needing to beat a great Dynamo Kyiv side in the European Cup, taking a few yards off the usual dimensions of the Ibrox pitch to try and nullify Lobanovskiy's expansive style of play.

(As you can tell, it worked, but partly because Dynamo's keeper made a huge mistake and gifted Gers a goal)

Souness' deadpan reaction to the accusations of cheating are one of the best bits of that video, too.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

rats off to ya posted:

commentary on it is much better in this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTKPdeWAeI8

One of the sweeted-struck goals in the last 10-15 years IMO.

Not a Chelsea fan but Essien at his peak was incredible, such a shame it all seemed to fall apart after his knee injury. I had to look up where he's playing now after his loan at Madrid ended (it's Panathinaikos in Greece :( )

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnMEjHyIgM

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
Emmanuel Adebayor riding a fancier version of a Segway through the mall

https://www.facebook.com/1377345199160835/videos/1666270716934947/?fref=nf

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

Emmanuel Adebayor riding a fancier version of a Segway through the mall

https://www.facebook.com/1377345199160835/videos/1666270716934947/?fref=nf

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

JingleBells posted:

BBC review of the 87/88 Football Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1uWkbrvYZQ

Some early highlights include a Wolves fan falling through the roof of Scarborough's stadium, Graeme Souness getting sent off and an empty terraced Kop at Liverpool which looks horrendous; this is pre-Hillsborough after all

This is loving amazing

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

yeah its pro click, was only gonna scrub through but i watched the whole thing. That VHS background hiss, the state of those pitches, everybody squashed in together, the pullovers and gold bracelets and watches and rings hanging off everybody...

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

loving hell :stare:

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

That's a big loving physio. Those hands.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Shelvey got married yesterday. That suit was a bold decision.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

trem_two posted:

Shelvey got married yesterday. That suit was a bold decision.

I'd rather look at that suit than his ugly snake face

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

trem_two posted:

Shelvey got married yesterday. That suit was a bold decision.



dobby the house elf is only allowed to wear clothes other people have given him

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

Shelvey got married yesterday. That suit was a bold decision.



That suit owns and it's amazing how quickly an attractive woman will ignore a goblin-like appearance to marry a footballer.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


rats off to ya posted:

I'd rather look at that suit than his ugly snake face

How do you know what his snake face looks like?

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Strawman posted:

How do you know what his snake face looks like?

It is legend

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

trem_two posted:

Shelvey got married yesterday. That suit was a bold decision.



He's literally Voldemort.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Good post/name combo.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I'd like to think that the ref is pointing at him saying "look at this idiot"

mushi
Oct 13, 2003
I am addicted to video games.
this is loving hilarious. What game is this from? edit: looks like RSL/KC?

also someone photoshop the ball out

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

blue footed boobie posted:

That suit owns and it's amazing how quickly an attractive woman will ignore a goblin-like appearance to marry a footballer.

She looks like a trashy prole tbf

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

African AIDS cum posted:

She looks like a trashy prole tbf

thats who marry footballers.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

the british mtv cribs (lol) did a footballer's hosue once and they had his n' hers TV sets in the opposing walls of their bathroom because apparently they can't even sit in a giant bath together without drilling ITV and Sky into their heads.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

opus111 posted:

the british mtv cribs (lol) did a footballer's hosue once and they had his n' hers TV sets in the opposing walls of their bathroom because apparently they can't even sit in a giant bath together without drilling ITV and Sky into their heads.

I don't know if its on this one because I've never watched it all but Shola Ameobi is boring as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WONemHpeB2Q

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Partick Thistle have unveiled a new mascot:

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Semprini posted:

Partick Thistle have unveiled a new mascot:



I've been calling them Giant-Headed Neanderthal Lisa Simpsons for a while anyway so I'm glad they've made the nickname official

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Semprini posted:

Partick Thistle have unveiled a new mascot:



:sterv:

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Semprini posted:

Partick Thistle have unveiled a new mascot:



glad the sun from Mario 3 is finally getting work again

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Semprini posted:

Partick Thistle have unveiled a new mascot:



Bart I am piss

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


Best New Boy Band '96 Award Winner

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Tony Adams has really long arms

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Tony Adams has really long arms

All the better to offside trap

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