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Vic posted:At this point I'm pretty sure if I posted a picture of my dick coated in batter and deep fried there would two camps instantly arguing both and against eating it. Well, obviously. If you're going to deep fry your cock, you may as well dress it up a little
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Vic posted:At this point I'm pretty sure if I posted a picture of my dick coated in batter and deep fried there would two camps instantly arguing both and against eating it. I think we'd all agree that you mutilating your cock would be a net positive for humanity.
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Jun 21, 2015 21:11
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If you live in NZ you can get a good pie anywhere at almost any time, even some of the frozen then reheated at a servo pies are good. There's no reason to have a bad pie in NZ.
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Bobby Digital posted:I think we'd all agree that you mutilating your cock would be a net positive for humanity.
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Jun 21, 2015 21:47
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Underwater Shoe posted:Piezza reminds me of an upsetting food I came across in New Zealand. Witness, a normal steak pie, with a slice of cheap plastic cheese inside. thats not exactly healthy but whats so bad about it. if you post a pic in here it should be outrageously gross or shocking. dont just post a cheeseburger or whatever, ding dong
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Jun 21, 2015 21:51
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Haverchuck posted:thats not exactly healthy but whats so bad about it. if you post a pic in here it should be outrageously gross or shocking. dont just post a cheeseburger or whatever, ding dong
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Jun 21, 2015 22:13
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:Have you not read more than 1 page of this thread jokes on you idiot, i can't read.
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Jun 21, 2015 22:40
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:If you live in NZ you can get a good pie anywhere at almost any time, even some of the frozen then reheated at a servo pies are good. New Zealand: A country that once had a nationwide fast food chain that specialised in pies. And terrible, terrible uniforms.  I may have had my eighth birthday party at this store. Meanwhile, in South Korea in 2014, apparently- The World Cup Pizza! 
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Jun 21, 2015 22:57
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Meanwhile, in South Korea in 2014, apparently- The World Cup Pizza! I think I've said this before in this thread but Japan and Korea kinda put whatever the hell they want on pizza because they figure that whatever heinous pizza war crimes they commit the Americans have probably done worse. My Korean friends asked me what pizza was like here and they were very surprised to hear that "super supreme, with stuffed crust" is about as extravagant as things get for the big chains.
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Jun 21, 2015 23:09
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Is that a deviled egg crust?
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Jun 22, 2015 00:10
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Is that a deviled egg crust? The internet posted:Here's the logic. Churrasco is the South American style of grilling meats over an open flame. Pão de queijo is a cheese bread/puff sold throughout Brazil, where the World Cup is hosted this year. This pizza is a tribute to both food items — grilled steak and vegetables are topped with something called "snow cheese" (a combination of shredded mozzarella, cheddar and gouda) with puff-like pastries lining the perimeter. In the photo there’s a large pot of melted cheese that will presumably be dumped over the pie at some point. Upper-class people will probably dunk, not pour, I assume.
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Jun 22, 2015 00:25
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Underwater Shoe posted:Piezza reminds me of an upsetting food I came across in New Zealand. Witness, a normal steak pie, with a slice of cheap plastic cheese inside. We have them in most gas stations and convenience stores and there is something so, so good about how the plastic cheese turned into weird cheesy liquid. They're terrible, and terrible for you, but goddamn if I don't buy one every time we go on road trips. Vic posted:At this point I'm pretty sure if I posted a picture of my dick coated in batter and deep fried there would two camps instantly arguing both and against eating it. Would. But not with cheese, don't be loving disgusting. Cheese is for pizza, lovely pies and jaffles. Not dicks.
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Jun 22, 2015 03:54
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:
Sounds like someone hasn't had good dickin or a good parm in a while
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Underwater Shoe posted:Piezza reminds me of an upsetting food I came across in New Zealand. Witness, a normal steak pie, with a slice of cheap plastic cheese inside. Oh god they took a thing that barely meets the definition of food and added cheap cheese. That's what ruined it.
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Jun 22, 2015 04:06
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its meat in a pastry that meets several definitions of food
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Jun 22, 2015 04:58
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Contrecoup posted:Oh god they took a thing that barely meets the definition of food and added cheap cheese. That's what ruined it. It's cooked meat in pastry you goony gently caress. Sure it's not super high quality or healthy in any way, but it's definitely a foodstuff. cash crab posted:Sounds like someone hasn't had good dickin or a good parm in a while Last dickin I had did not involve cheese in any way. I would consider that good, but who am I to argue with a raccoon about food?
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Jun 22, 2015 05:05
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:It's cooked meat in pastry you goony gently caress. Sure it's not super high quality or healthy in any way, but it's definitely a foodstuff. Yeah, I was literally mad about cheese and not making fun of junk food zealots. You cracked the code. You're a hero.
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Jun 22, 2015 05:13
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I wish I could get a meat pie in the northwestern USA, I had some in Sydney and fell in love, from some food cart at the end of the bridge across Sydney harbor
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Jun 22, 2015 05:33
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Alouicious posted:its meat in a pastry that meets several definitions of food Enjoy: https://www.choice.com.au/food-and-drink/meat-fish-and-eggs/meat/articles/whats-in-a-meat-pie
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Jun 22, 2015 05:33
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Meat pies seem like they'd be a really easy thing to get people into in the US so I have no idea why that's never happened
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Aesop Poprock posted:Meat pies seem like they'd be a really easy thing to get people into in the US so I have no idea why that's never happened Come to Canada. We have pot pies, shepherd's pie, and tourtiere.
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I grew up with meat pies (crawfish) and they are some of the best food I've ever had to this day. One of the first things I did when I got my drivers license was shoot across the border to Louisiana and get fried crawfish pies from Natchitoches. For anti-food porn content, enjoy some bat paste soup. The bat is boiled alive for this. 
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Oh god is that Xenomorph soup?Tiberius Thyben posted:Come to Canada. We have pot pies, shepherd's pie, and tourtiere. Michigan (at least northern Michigan) has pasties which are loving amazing. big mean giraffe has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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Jun 22, 2015 05:48
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Ugh. It looks like someone ran out of black chickens and said "bat's close enough, right?"
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Come to Canada. We have pot pies, shepherd's pie, and tourtiere. We have chicken/seafood pot pies pretty commonly in the states and to a lesser extent shepherd's pies but the Australian style meat pies are pretty much non-existant from what I've seen
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Jun 22, 2015 05:57
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Yeah, pot pies are plentiful but they have to be baked and cooled and they're fairly big, so it's kind of a production to eat one; none of this "grab it in one hand and eat it while driving" stuff I gather is the norm in the Commonwealth.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Meat pies seem like they'd be a really easy thing to get people into in the US so I have no idea why that's never happened You have to call it a pot pie first.
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Danger Mahoney posted:I grew up with meat pies (crawfish) and they are some of the best food I've ever had to this day. One of the first things I did when I got my drivers license was shoot across the border to Louisiana and get fried crawfish pies from Natchitoches. Bat soup is one of those foods I consider abominable not only cause it supposedly tastes awful, but also for the fact that it's terrible for you(Bats contain so many diseases and parasites that they really should never be eaten), and the fact that it's outright animal cruelty in how it's prepared
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drrockso20 posted:Bat soup is one of those foods I consider abominable not only cause it supposedly tastes awful, but also for the fact that it's terrible for you(Bats contain so many diseases and parasites that they really should never be eaten), and the fact that it's outright animal cruelty in how it's prepared There's jujubes and goji berries in there, though, that makes it healthy!
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I hope whoever invented bat soup is eternally getting hosed with a pineapple in some dark circle of hell
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Jun 22, 2015 07:36
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It looks like what they served Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Meat pies seem like they'd be a really easy thing to get people into in the US so I have no idea why that's never happened  They're fairly common in the south, at least in east Texas and northern Louisiana. They're mostly of the "pocket pie" variety instead of the kind more common in the UK and Australia. Aside from being able to buy them frozen in any grocery store, you could find them in almost any gas station that served hot food beyond just hot dogs. You also see them labelled as "empanadas" though those are usually a slightly different recipe. Same idea though and they're drat good eatin'! Like all of America's perceived culinary problems, I blame the Midwest. Danger Mahoney posted:I grew up with meat pies (crawfish) and they are some of the best food I've ever had to this day. One of the first things I did when I got my drivers license was shoot across the border to Louisiana and get fried crawfish pies from Natchitoches. This dude knows what's up. Danger Mahoney posted:For anti-food porn content, enjoy some bat paste soup. The bat is boiled alive for this. Honestly still doesn't seem as bad as ortolan from a cruelty perspective. I can't imagine the dreadful taste though...
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NotAnArtist posted:I hope whoever invented bat soup is eternally getting hosed with a pineapple in some dark circle of hell I can only think of a handful of dishes more cruel in nature, like the one where you eat a still living monkey's brains, or the one where people throw boiling water onto a still living donkey and slicing off the resulting cooked meat(while the donkey is still alive)
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The bakery down the road from where I lived did a two chambered pie, baked beans bacon and egg on top and mince and cheese underneath. It was utterly fantastic..... to have once a month or you'd die.
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cobalt impurity posted:
That's still not an Australian-style meat pie though. Not just the shape, the filling looks way too dry - and are those vegetables of some kind? This is what they're supposed to be like:  (although it is not necessary to draw a picture of Australia on top with the sauce)
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cobalt impurity posted:
That is not a proper meat pie - not in the Aussie sense, anyway. Like Tiggum says, the shape is wrong, as is the look of the filling. It looks like a perfectly acceptable meat pasty but not a pie. Incidentally, we do other things than just beef in our pies. Some of the best involve peas and potato, curry, or bacon as well as the steak. Good steak and kidney is also popular, and there's a bakery near me that does a nice pie with beef, bacon, and actual cheddar beneath the lid that is delicious, if fattening as hell. Peppersteak is also really popular as a pie, but it's normally just a conventional beef filling with a ton of black pepper mixed through - delicious, but not the same as some of the 'steak' pies which are a bit 'chunkier'.
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Jun 22, 2015 11:29
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We're doing pies? Macaroni pie. You want carbs? WE GOT CARBS.
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:We're doing pies? Sweet! I'll have a chip butty on the side thanks mate. 
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Pie Porn: The 2014 New Zealand Supreme Pie Winner-Lamb Cutlet with Kumara (Sweet Potato) Mash (Yes, we have an annual awards dinner. I wonder what they serve?) Tried searching for terrible pies, but they all looked good. Until I added the magic word...  Might be time to hand that state back to the Russians.
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