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KillHour posted:I'm ashamed to admit this article made me giddy. But it did. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/trump-unable-to-produce-certificate-proving-hes-no-20250 http://www.theonion.com/graphic/candidate-profile-donald-trump-50675 http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/beck-trump-making-me-uncomfortable-19961 This one is particularly brutal: http://www.theonion.com/article/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i-28589 And my favorite: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-i-31008 AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 15:47 on Jun 17, 2015 |
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Paper Tiger posted:Speaking of: One of their best lists of 22s. "19. Bernard Cook – “His name was Henry, and he would buy two Snickers ice cream bars and one Lemon Chill every single day, no matter what. I remember one time he told me that he buys the Lemon Chill because he thinks it’s important to have a ‘healthy option.’ Honest to God, he really said ‘healthy option.’ He thought it was like a loving side salad.”"
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Oh Hell No posted:Beefy Little Boy On Boogie Board Misses Fourth Wave In A Row I love how so many of their articles clearly start as list of synonyms, in this case for fat kid, that then get stories built up. The Onion is a celebration of the English language.
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Patriots Horrified After New Super Bowl Rings Cause Fingers To Shrivel Up, Turn Black
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National Dialogue Dusted Off I can't help but think they've had this one ready to go for a while.
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Peter Rosenthal makes Jurassic World a more complete cinematic experience This is amazing, the Onion Film Reviews somehow just continue to get better.
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NRA Starts Up Their poo poo About What Would Be Even Greater Injustice “While we mourn those killed, we should never let an incident like this distract from our defense of [the fact that I myself am a pile of human waste who is fundamentally incapable of responding to the deaths of innocent people without raw, putrid sewage gushing from my mouth].”
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:NRA Starts Up Their poo poo About What Would Be Even Greater Injustice Reminds me of one of my favorites, about the Dark Knight Rises shooting.
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Aramek posted:Both of those make me feel all warm and snuggly. "I Won" by Wayne LaPierre zakharov has a new favorite as of 18:07 on Jun 19, 2015 |
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Another good one: Wayne LaPierre Goes On Harpooning Spree To Prove Some Sort Of Point
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Aramek posted:That makes the bad part of the old brain all warm and snuggly. Now they're fighting. Notice there are no fatalities
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Which Grievances Do You Wish To Bring Before The King? "’Tis the skaters, my lord! They’re out of control!" Out of all the quizzes Clickhole have done, this is my favourite.
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Inferior posted:Which Grievances Do You Wish To Bring Before The King? "My lord, the blacksmith called me a nerd." These just keep getting better.
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Father’s Day Is Always Bittersweet For Me Because It’s Also The Birthday Of The Bear That Ate My Father
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Meta-Mollusk posted:Father’s Day Is Always Bittersweet For Me Because It’s Also The Birthday Of The Bear That Ate My Father https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/posts/1601426550097605
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Yankee Candle Company Unveils New Line For Veterans
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Last Chance posted:That's not from The Onion. I think you have the wrong thread. DuffelBlog is a satirical news website that focuses on military stuff. It's not as consistently funny, but they have some gems. People post it here because this is really the defacto "fake news' thread.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Whoa! This bear is loving these mushrooms. Looks like you’ve made yourself a friend! You would definitely survive a bear attack! I looked past the mushroom. "You survived a bear attack, but at what cost?"
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Report: 98% Of German Sexual Intercourse Uploaded To Pornhub
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Last Chance posted:That's not from The Onion. I think you have the wrong thread. Read this, and tell me if it's appropriate: REVEALED: Thank You Letter To Defense Contractor For Saving A Soldier’s Life Edit: Or this one: Navy Quietly Scuttles Bill Cosby Sexual Assault Prevention Video Dr. Arbitrary has a new favorite as of 08:19 on Jun 22, 2015 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Read this, and tell me if it's appropriate: I still don't think those qualify as The Onion or from the writers of The Onion (like Clickhole is). Try sharing these in the Goons In Platoons subforum, I'd bet they'd get a kick out of them. KillHour posted:this is really the defacto "fake news' thread. Since when?
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Last Chance posted:Since when? Since every page of this thread has been 70% not things from the Onion.
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Last Chance posted:That's not from The Onion. I think you have the wrong thread. Duffleblog is a pretty funny site and definitely something that was influenced by The Onion. It belongs here.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Since every page of this thread has been 70% not things from the Onion. This isn't true at all but I suppose if the OP says Dufflebag stays, I guess it stays.
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