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FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

The guardians moderation team can go gently caress themselves. I voice my distaste for the article in much much less offensive terms than anything posted in the article itself and naturally they delete the whole thing. Comment is Free my arse.

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Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

wolrah posted:

There are three general rules about old luxury cars:

1. Anything that was new and fancy on that model will probably break.

This right here is one major concern I have about getting some classy old Cadillac or whatever... Vacuum-operated cruise control. I am so not cool with the car getting a mind of its own just because a rubber tube is cracked. Their power to weight ratio may not be legendary but still, :gonk:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


...and the people whining about Stewart Lee just make this whole thing more amusing to me. You do realise this is exactly what he does best whether you like it or otherwise? It's exactly the same as Clarkson being a fat, mildly racist, opinionated stuck-in-the-80s dickhead. That's his whole 'thing'.

I'm lollin'

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

88h88 posted:

...and the people whining about Stewart Lee just make this whole thing more amusing to me. You do realise this is exactly what he does best whether you like it or otherwise? It's exactly the same as Clarkson being a fat, mildly racist, opinionated stuck-in-the-80s dickhead. That's his whole 'thing'.

I'm lollin'

What, being a complete unfunny and highly punchable oval office?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

What, being a complete unfunny and highly punchable oval office?

I'm imagining the weirdst nerd in school doing this schtick, "HAHA you fuckin' bullies! I WANTED you to punch me in the face, y'all got played!"

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

What, being a complete unfunny and highly punchable oval office?

Yes. Just in a slightly less 'wow look at me' manner than most celebrities.

He's not going to ruin your fun so getting angry about it is just dumb and that's what's making me smile. He's utterly inconsequential. He shouldn't matter to you because he doesn't matter. Getting annoyed about poo poo that doesn't matter is tumblr's fort.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

88h88 posted:

Yes. Just in a slightly less 'wow look at me' manner than most celebrities.

He's not going to ruin your fun so getting angry about it is just dumb and that's what's making me smile. He's utterly inconsequential. He shouldn't matter to you because he doesn't matter. Getting annoyed about poo poo that doesn't matter is tumblr's fort.

Just for the record, which Socialist Whole Wheat High-Colonic (99.44% Marxist-Leninist Original Recipe) Party do you belong to?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

88h88 posted:

Yes. Just in a slightly less 'wow look at me' manner than most celebrities.

He's not going to ruin your fun so getting angry about it is just dumb and that's what's making me smile. He's utterly inconsequential. He shouldn't matter to you because he doesn't matter. Getting annoyed about poo poo that doesn't matter is tumblr's fort.

He doesnt matter. Tomorrow I'll go on like that twat never existed. But he should stop stealing good oxygen anyway.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Just for the record, which Socialist Whole Wheat High-Colonic (99.44% Marxist-Leninist Original Recipe) Party do you belong to?

The Pizza Party.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

8ender posted:

Are they employable

And not pedophiles. :v:

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine
People realise that Lee is like Clarkson in that he plays up an exaggerated caricature of himself to get a rise out of people right? What people are posting about Lee in the thread right now is the mirror image of the posters that come in here whining about some supposed slight of Clarkson's that they've taken out of context.

SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

serious gaylord posted:

The serious Fiesta Review is the best segment of topgear ever.

That review contributed to me getting a Fiesta, probably, more than it should have. I've had it for over three years and I still haven't seen how many AR mags I can fit in the glove box.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Don't sweat the Lee thing. Anything written in The Guardian can safely be ignored.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

cloudchamber posted:

People realise that Lee is like Clarkson in that he plays up an exaggerated caricature of himself to get a rise out of people right? What people are posting about Lee in the thread right now is the mirror image of the posters that come in here whining about some supposed slight of Clarkson's that they've taken out of context.

I'm pretty sure most of us aren't idiots and "get" what lee's doing, but he's still terrible at it and his shows and that article are garbage.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

hopterque posted:

I'm pretty sure most of us aren't idiots and "get" what lee's doing, but he's still terrible at it and his shows and that article are garbage.

I've paid to see them multiple times and have found them to be absolutely hilarious experiences. Contrary to the image most people present of him being uppity he makes fun of himself and the audience he attracts more than any other that I've seen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

cloudchamber posted:

I've paid to see them multiple times and have found them to be absolutely hilarious experiences. Contrary to the image most people present of him being uppity he makes fun of himself and the audience he attracts more than any other that I've seen.

EDIT: This was a bad and stupid post made under caffeine withdrawal. It's gone now.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 22, 2015

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Well aren't you just incredible and superior to all the living kingdom. Can I have the honor of giving your enormous dick a blowjob?

Jesus mate calm down. I had no idea that stating that I enjoyed a comedian would incite such a vitriolic response from people here.

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

Oh Jesus stop bitching about Lee. The bit about may being the alpha male in the group was hilarious. If you can't laugh at someone tearing down your idols then you probably can't take someone making fun of you which probably makes you a bit of a douche. I'm not saying you have to enjoy the act but to get upset about it is as stupid as, well Lee is about top gear, which is part of the charm.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


djdanno13 posted:

Oh Jesus stop bitching about Lee. The bit about may being the alpha male in the group was hilarious. If you can't laugh at someone tearing down your idols then you probably can't take someone making fun of you which probably makes you a bit of a douche. I'm not saying you have to enjoy the act but to get upset about it is as stupid as, well Lee is about top gear, which is part of the charm.

b-b-b-but cars! :cry:

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I think what I read of that SL article was trash.
But then again, comedy is dead, top gear is dead, and cars are dead to me too.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

88h88 posted:

b-b-b-but cars! :cry:

Stewart Lee is funny, to me.

I don't care about topgear.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



What is it about the Top Gear thread that attracts people who don't care about Top Gear

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

track day bro! posted:

Stewart Lee is funny, to me.

I don't care about topgear.
That's a pretty efficient ratio of words to wrong opinions.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

88h88 posted:

...and the people whining about Stewart Lee just make this whole thing more amusing to me. You do realise this is exactly what he does best whether you like it or otherwise? It's exactly the same as Clarkson being a fat, mildly racist, opinionated stuck-in-the-80s dickhead. That's his whole 'thing'.

I'm lollin'

Clarkson is actually funny though.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


HotCanadianChick posted:

Clarkson is actually funny though.

It's almost as if what you're stating is a matter of opinion. Imagine that, people liking different things! What a world we live in!

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Clearly I missed something who is stewart lee and what does he have to do with top gear and why should I hate him?

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 22, 2015

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Someone with a stick up his rear end about Top Gear, wishing that Hammond would actually have died during his drag racer crash. Unclear how serious the latter part was, but he was pretending to be serious about it during his shtick.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Combat Pretzel posted:

Someone with a stick up his rear end about Top Gear, wishing that Hammond would actually have died during his drag racer crash. Unclear how serious the latter part was, but he was pretending to be serious about it during his shtick.

Congratulations on missing the entire point of the routine he was doing.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine
If you think Stewart Lee wanted Hammond to die in the accident you're the same kind of idiot who thinks Clarkson wants to shoot people.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

cloudchamber posted:

If you think Stewart Lee wanted Hammond to die in the accident you're the same kind of idiot who thinks Clarkson wants to shoot people.
Having met many people, I can completely understand Clarkson's position.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


InitialDave posted:

Having met many people, I can completely understand Clarkson's position.

:agreed:

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

cloudchamber posted:

If you think Stewart Lee wanted Hammond to die in the accident you're the same kind of idiot who thinks Clarkson wants to shoot people.
v:confused:v

English isn't my first language, so maybe I missed some subtle undertones, but from what I remember from that rant, he spent more time (fake-)asserting that he wanted him indeed decaptitated from that accident than what I'd consider funny.

Combat Pretzel fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jun 23, 2015

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
OOOH is he the guy that went off when clarkson upset some people at a press conference in Australia?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Preoptopus posted:

OOOH is he the guy that went off when clarkson upset some people at a press conference in Australia sneezes?

yes.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Combat Pretzel posted:

v:confused:v

English isn't my first language, so maybe I missed some subtle undertones, but from what I remember from that rant, he spent more time (fake-)asserting that he wanted him indeed decaptitated from that accident than what I'd consider funny.

...then it's obvious Lee isn't a comedian for you. And that's fine. Other people find it funny because that rant is just so loving long and detailed and over the top, it's almost a Poe's law skit because he doesn't actually mean it but he's saying it in such a manner that you honestly don't know whether he does or not.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

88h88 posted:

...then it's obvious Lee isn't a comedian for you. And that's fine. Other people find it funny because that rant is just so loving long and detailed and over the top, it's almost a Poe's law skit because he doesn't actually mean it but he's saying it in such a manner that you honestly don't know whether he does or not.

Your posts in this thread have started making a lot more sense now that you've made it clear that you're dumb as hell.

hopterque fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Jun 23, 2015

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


hopterque posted:

Your posts in this thread have started making a lot more sense now that you've made clear that you're dumb as hell.

Because suggesting people are getting annoyed over nothing is dumb. Got it. I should just troll the thread instead and call everyone out for being thin-skinned babies no better than those on tumblr who take every slight personally.

I'm sorry your only interaction with people is via a monitor. :(

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Everyone knows the best comedians are the ones where you must laboriously explain their act and defend them from criticism.

That's why Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, and Louis CK are considered so mediocre; everyone knows they're just too "jokesy" and "humorous."

Hannibal Buress posted:

Wait, wait, wait. Comedic jokes? As opposed to all the other types of jokes that are out there. Am I missing out on a genre of jokes?

"Yeah, he could've been huge, but he kept focusing all his energy on comedic jokes, when there's so many other types of jokes out there; he really pigeonholed himself!"

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


What even is humour?

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

88h88 posted:

What even is humour?

Whatever the opposite of your posting is.

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