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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Can't say I watch La Liga

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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Vegetable posted:

Can't say I watch La Liga

He's a Centre Forward.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I assumed Messi played there instead.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Vegetable posted:

I assumed Messi played there instead.

No, he's on the right now. But he moves around a lot. It's Modern Football.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Suarez pretty much does was he wants.

I miss him op.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
More top quality reporting from Metro:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Bacon Terrorist posted:

More top quality reporting from Metro:



THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
This is a A Good Thread, full of top quality transfer rumors as well as Nimpo being a loving sub human monogoloid lol

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brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:

This is a A Good Thread, full of top quality transfer rumors as well as Nimpo being a loving sub human monogoloid lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

It's starting to look better

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Its the loving slightly tilted off center fauxhawk that really makes me hate him op

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bacon Terrorist posted:

More top quality reporting from Metro:



I love how it's just in what is basically a footnote. As if someone who was reading the paper would happen to see this and thing "ah yes, Pogba to PSG. Glad I didn't miss these 20 words."

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Tbf that sounds like a cracking deal for Inter.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Reina is having a medical in Napoli today. Not quite ready to be bolded yet but it seems like a foregone conclusion.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

Tbf that sounds like a cracking deal for Inter.

:lol: I didn't even notice that part.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

I sure would like it if my team signed France Paul Pogba

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Joel Campbell is probably going to Benfica, his dad said some stuff.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

TheBigAristotle posted:

Juventus is posting pictures of Mandzukic at the airport in Turin, so get your bold tags ready

I love an airport sighting op

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Kondogbia looks set for Inter.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33222395

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
United are supposedly after Ramos and Schweinsteiger, so is cool too see they're still doing the same retarded thing they did the last two summers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Bornemouth are signing Sylvain Distin

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

blue footed boobie posted:

United are supposedly after Ramos and Schweinsteiger, so is cool too see they're still doing the same retarded thing they did the last two summers.

If the last two summers are anything to go by United will be linked with every player under the sun and 99% of them will be utter bullshit.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

serious gaylord posted:

and 99% of them will be utter bullshit.

before or after they're signed?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

serious gaylord posted:

If the last two summers are anything to go by United will be linked with every player under the sun and 99% of them will be utter bullshit.

We're back to being a club that people use for leverage to get a new deal.

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

funkybottoms posted:

before or after they're signed?

Nice

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

The Big Taff Man posted:

We're back to being a club that people use for leverage to get a new deal.

There are downsides to being the biggest club in the world.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

I'm pretty excited about signing Cech tbh

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp
Like the last 3 years lmbo

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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The Big Taff Man posted:

We're back to being a club that people use for leverage to get a new deal.

this makes very little sense

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



euroboy posted:

I'm pretty excited about signing Cech tbh

Same, though I think we're gonna have a collective meltdown when he gets injured about 3-5 games in because Arsenal.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Agent: Mancchester United are interested in buying my client, new contract please.

CEO of multimillion pound company: Certainly, I've not received a bid and have no evidence that what you say is true, so how does £300k a week sound?

Also: Mulumbu to Narrch is a done deal

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Blue Star Error posted:

this makes very little sense

Yet it happens all the time?

Look at us getting linked with Sterling, do you think United would have genuinely put in a bid at any point?

Blue Star Error posted:

Agent: Mancchester United are interested in buying my client, new contract please.

CEO of multimillion pound company: Certainly, I've not received a bid and have no evidence that what you say is true, so how does £300k a week sound?

Sounds accurate this tbh

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

triple sulk posted:

Same, though I think we're gonna have a collective meltdown when he gets injured about 3-5 games in because Arsenal.

I'm worried there's going to be a repeat of that Kosc/Woj collision and big Petr will be dead.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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The Big Taff Man posted:

Look at us getting linked with Sterling, do you think United would have genuinely put in a bid at any point?

No, but thats just papers making poo poo up because there are far too many Man U fans in the world so it generates page views and sells papers.

The people in charge of clubs aren't going to take the word of an agent or a newspaper at face value.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

Bornemouth are signing Sylvain Distin

lol

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I'd imagine Distin runs like he has a piano on his back but I haven't seen enough him recently to confirm this, some Everton fans claiming it's a good signing for Bournemouth but not sure how much of that is affection rather than analysis.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Distin used to be really good IMO

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Blue Star Error posted:


The people in charge of clubs aren't going to take the word of an agent or a newspaper at face value.

What about Youtube videos?

Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



If Arsenal do sign Cech which of their current keepers are they getting rid of?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Papers are starting to report that Cech to arsenal is done, but the BBC say talks are still ongoing. Ospina apparently said that his agent is talking to Fenerbahce.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Mandzukic to Juve is now done, €19m fee plus up to €2m more in bonuses, 4 year contract.

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