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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
there's a reason he's dressed in black and blue

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i think you mean white and gold

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
i only do lighting with xenon 2 megablast

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

wayfinder posted:

i only do lighting with xenon 2 megablast
AH - AH - AH YEAH

kierrie
Jun 7, 2010
don't poke you eye out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BYMjsexKM4

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

Kenny Logins posted:

rays will break your heart

Crikey!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
lol http://www.theonion.com/article/south-carolina-refuses-remove-confederate-flag-cap-50725

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
http://www.salon.com/2015/06/18/goldman_sachs_reduces_intern_day_to_17_hours_after_death_of_bank_of_america_corp_intern/

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
oh my god i'd do that all drat day

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

:stare:

is this a real thing? what would you even do at a bank/investment firm for 17 hours straight, much less 72

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Panty Saluter posted:

:stare:

is this a real thing? what would you even do at a bank/investment firm for 17 hours straight, much less 72

cocaine, amphetamines

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

OldAlias posted:

cocaine, amphetamines

i mean terms of work but i guess those answers are a given

Anaconda Rifle
Mar 23, 2007

Yam Slacker

Panty Saluter posted:

:stare:

is this a real thing? what would you even do at a bank/investment firm for 17 hours straight, much less 72

be miserable

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Panty Saluter posted:

:stare:

is this a real thing? what would you even do at a bank/investment firm for 17 hours straight, much less 72

commit crimes, but that happens 24/7/365

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hmm maybe there's some successful banker yospos posters who could answer your question

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

it's me, I'm a chief bank business man. The secret to good bank business is to buy low and sell high. Also capitalize on your investings and estate tax portfolio. Portfolio stocks interest dividends. ATM, ledger and then also you have a green lamp with a pull chain

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Panty Saluter posted:

:stare:

is this a real thing? what would you even do at a bank/investment firm for 17 hours straight, much less 72

Human HFT

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

word for the day: autismodidactic

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBmVvM2k4&hd=1

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

alright the shaky-cam thing needs to stop

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
monday status: complete

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

PipeRifle posted:

it's me, I'm a chief bank business man. The secret to good bank business is to buy low and sell high. Also capitalize on your investings and estate tax portfolio. Portfolio stocks interest dividends. ATM, ledger and then also you have a green lamp with a pull chain

I always wanted one of those green lamps

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

hmm maybe there's some successful banker yospos posters who could answer your question

nah he died :rip:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

the only good kinda banker

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Elder Postsman posted:

I always wanted one of those green lamps

you can achieve this dream

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Only $30

http://www.amazon.com/Bankers-Green-Glass-Shade-Finish/dp/B006L9U7HK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1435012152&sr=8-2&keywords=green+glass+lamp

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Sniep posted:

sorry but i only do lighting with xenon arc lamps

lol if you don't light your house with low-pressure sodium luminaries for that monochromatic yellow industrial look

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

well, SHOW ME!

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost



(i'm the napkin)

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I thought this was a joke vid that ign made, but the I found the full conference and that actually happened. Just like that.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
google is bad at this:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

google is bad at this:


that seems very good though

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

google is bad at this:


if pagerank can realize this its already smarter than half the internet

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

lol

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