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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Raskolnikov posted:

Random thought:

Why isn't there a good Fate/Stay Night 3d brawler in the spirit of Powerstone meets Bushido Blade?

Just wondering.

People don't put much effort into videogame spinoffs of dumb porn games. Which is why when that got a PSP game it was a JRPG where the entire combat system was guessing at RPS.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Just Cause 3 still looks to me like Just Cause 2 But With Better Graphics which I am, again, very okay with. As long as the world feels less empty overall this time anyway.

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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icantfindaname posted:

RIP tale of tales, you were too good for the retarded brutish manchildren of this videogaming world

just think if they'd have added steampunk or a morality slider to their games they might still be with us


Goodbye trash game studio that made games that were purposely bad because "art"

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Adam Bowen posted:

Goodbye trash game studio that made games that were purposely bad because "art"

:agreed: but about Phil Fish instead

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Adam Bowen posted:

Goodbye trash game studio that made games that were purposely bad because "art"

yeah this art fuckin sucks. you could even call it "degenerate" huh?

icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jun 23, 2015

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
wasn't the thing about tale of tales that even for art games, most of their games weren't really particularly good?

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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Uh you loving retard you just don't get it, it's a commentary on video games and that's why it's bad and that's what makes it so good.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

CJacobs posted:

Just Cause 3 still looks to me like Just Cause 2 But With Better Graphics which I am, again, very okay with. As long as the world feels less empty overall this time anyway.

its just cause 2 with a detailed world, way bigger stuff to blow up, and all the hacks from the pc version built in (instant spawn weapons/vehicles, multiple grapples, multiple grapple types), and a bigger emphasis on physics. in other words you're basically right but it looks to be less better graphics and more fully realized in every way. I wonder if the mission design will be improved any.. I guess it doesn't really matter



edit: and seriously that loving fuel depot explosion. unbelievable. live our your trashcan man fantasies.

e:

The Walrus fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Jun 23, 2015

Heavy Lobster
Oct 24, 2010

:gowron::m10:

The Colonel posted:

wasn't the thing about tale of tales that even for art games, most of their games weren't really particularly good?

Sunset looks interesting and I would like to get it sometime but The Path was beyond pretentious even for its time, when it was competing with Braid and early Jason Rohrer stuff.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

its just cause 2 with a detailed world, way bigger stuff to blow up, and all the hacks from the pc version built in (instant spawn weapons/vehicles, multiple grapples, multiple grapple types), and a bigger emphasis on physics. in other words you're basically right but it looks to be less better graphics and more fully realized in every way. I wonder if the mission design will be improved any.. I guess it doesn't really matter



edit: and seriously that loving fuel depot explosion. unbelievable. live our your trashcan man fantasies.

e:


I hope they just have pure regenerating health instead of that and health packs. I really like that mechanic in FPSes but for a game like Just Cause you should just be healing on the run.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

wow just cause 3 is the new clear cut titleholder for Best Videogame Explosions. this video is all I've seen of the game and it looks so amazingly good. it is sad to hear that the classic parachute traversal won't be in it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhWeRyVDD0

here's hoping they designed the world to be more diverse, the missions to be worth playing, and the ammo availability and store prices to be more user friendly without mods.

JC2 is fun for a romp but its too much of pain, especially on console, to get kitted out to go nuts. hopefully the promise of unlimited c4 means they'll be a lot freer with the ammo this time around.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Raskolnikov posted:

Random thought:

Why isn't there a good Fate/Stay Night 3d brawler in the spirit of Powerstone meets Bushido Blade?

Just wondering.

fatestaynight, the acclaimed rape porno franchise

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

corn in the bible posted:

fatestaynight, the acclaimed rape porno franchise
The only game where you can see King Arthur's tits.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
when will somebody make a stealth game based on deep throat part 2?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
thats the one where linda lovelace becomes a secret agent and they didn't film any porno scenes so it could be shown in regular theaters btw

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

corn in the bible posted:

when will somebody make a stealth game based on deep throat part 2?
Debbie Does Dallas: The Open World Survival Rogue-like

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Accordion Man posted:

Debbie Does Dallas: The Open World Survival Rogue-like

deep throat 2 isn't a porno, though, which is why i thought it was a good analogy for the fate stay night franchise

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


corn in the bible posted:

fatestaynight, the acclaimed rape porno franchise

it's better than steampunk

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
a moba based on crazy fat ethel 2

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

precision posted:

:agreed:

in my first try, i robbed the old couple, but i didn't hurt them or take any of their medicine - i just took parts and wood and a little food. i figured they didn't need all that food since it's just two of them. doing that depressed a couple of my people but if you get i think the lawyer woman, she's really good at talking "broken" people into being OK (just select the talk icon and let them talk for as long as it takes).

i think that broken people can always eventually be cheered up as long as you don't straight up murder innocent people, though it probably varies by character, there are some characters that are actually like "i'm glad we robbed those old people, gently caress 'em". check the Bio button whenever it turns green so you can figure out how each character is feeling and adjust your tactics to that.

the two most important things early in the game are a stove and rat traps. also rain collectors, two should be enough. two rat traps will provide a basically infinite supply of food as long as you never get robbed too badly. start having people stand guard around day 10.
Yeah, I'm figuring out that I played completely wrong -- I just assumed there'd always be new places to loot and it wouldn't be that big a thing, so I made no real moves towards self-sufficiency, and now I'm all kinds of hosed because I blew parts on stupid poo poo or didn't take them home because I wanted tobacco or something, and now raiding is extremely hard and there's no food. I'll do better next time but for now I'm toughing it out I guess.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

lol anybody want to spend $18 on a bubble bobble cart
http://www.gamestop.com/collection/retro-classics

e: or how about $50 for mario party

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Motto posted:

lol anybody want to spend $18 on a bubble bobble cart
http://www.gamestop.com/collection/retro-classics

e: or how about $50 for mario party

lol
http://www.gamestop.com/games/battletoads/106618

even more lol
http://www.gamestop.com/games/power-stone-2/122598

lol overload

http://www.gamestop.com/games/chrono-trigger/122665

theultimo fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jun 23, 2015

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

you can get both power stone games on psp for literally a quarter of that price, i have no idea why anybody would ever buy that unless they are a dreamcast game collector

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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You can download every game older than 10 years old in seconds for free with no effort whatsoever, that doesn't have any bearing on what the carts are worth.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
God drat, I need to sell my NES and SNES collections

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


gently caress I forgot to buy Splatoon!

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Lurdiak posted:

gently caress I forgot to buy Splatoon!

Welp, your not a squid now.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

corn in the bible posted:

fatestaynight, the acclaimed rape porno franchise
To be honest I had no idea. I've watched Fate/Stay Night and Unlimited Bladeworks and that was very pg13... but I will take your word for it.

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.

FactsAreUseless posted:

International Zodiac Job System, and the only way we're ever getting it is with a PS2 emulator.

Then again, they put the international version of FFX on Steam, so who knows.

wait what
no they did not
stop lying and giving me hope for things

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I played Ground Zeroes for the first time and I wanted to get through the mission in a sensible stealthy manner the first time. Unfortunately I ended up hiding behind a tank and accidentally getting in it and pressing the non-stealthy blow things up buttons and drove around the base smashing poo poo while sobbing "I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN". goty

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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KaosMachina posted:

wait what
no they did not
stop lying and giving me hope for things

Yeah. They released FF13 so maybe that's what they were thinking of.

Speaking of FF13 for the PC: why? Seriously why did they port it and not anything else? Is the engine just "easy" to make cross platform or what? It just seemed like a bit of a silly decision considering the game's poor reception.

also It's a 60GB download because of all the uncompressed prerendered cut scenes lmao

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Mak0rz posted:

Yeah. They released FF13 so maybe that's what they were thinking of.

Speaking of FF13 for the PC: why? Seriously why did they port it and not anything else? Is the engine just "easy" to make cross platform or what? It just seemed like a bit of a silly decision considering the game's poor reception.

also It's a 60GB download because of all the uncompressed prerendered cut scenes lmao

It's also twice the video assets so people can decide between English or Japanese dubs.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Healbot posted:

It's also twice the video assets so people can decide between English or Japanese dubs.

:allears:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Mak0rz posted:

Yeah. They released FF13 so maybe that's what they were thinking of.

Speaking of FF13 for the PC: why? Seriously why did they port it and not anything else? Is the engine just "easy" to make cross platform or what? It just seemed like a bit of a silly decision considering the game's poor reception.

also It's a 60GB download because of all the uncompressed prerendered cut scenes lmao

ff13 sold really well

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Healbot posted:

It's also twice the video assets so people can decide between English or Japanese dubs.

lmao I forgot about that, couldn't they separate the audio files because the lip sync is different between the two versions or something?

Hilariously lazy regardless.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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corn in the bible posted:

ff13 sold really well

I wasn't referring to sales, but looking it up it seems the game had a pretty solid reception anyway for some dumb fucker reason so disregard that part of my post

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
FF 13 is poo poo.

FF 13-2 is actually decent.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

KaosMachina posted:

wait what
no they did not
stop lying and giving me hope for things
Sorry, I thought the FFX HD collection was on Steam, but apparently I was wrong.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sorry, I thought the FFX HD collection was on Steam, but apparently I was wrong.

Nope, just 13, and android ports or old pc ports from 1997.

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May 20, 2015

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