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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Never understood why Americops don't seem to use rigid cuffs, they are loving fantastic and you can apply mind-blowing amounts of pain without lasting injury or outwardly obvious aggression.

Why are you applying pain to a handcuffed subject? That's one of the few ways Americops get punished / suspended / paid vacation.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Why are you applying pain to a handcuffed subject? That's one of the few ways Americops get punished / suspended / paid vacation.

yeah but if it wasn't against the rules it would rule

-a white man

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
I loved hinged cuffs but our agency policy says we can't carry and use them on our belt. they're only allowed to be used for prisoner transports. Which makes no sense to me, but whatever.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

#bluepoopsmatter

WHIP!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/child-found-loaded-gun-john-boehner-bathroom-report-article-1.2206403

quote:

According to a probe by the Capitol Police Board obtained by Roll Call, a child visiting the Capitol in March found a loaded gun in a bathroom in House Speaker's John Boehner's suite.

It was among at least three instances of Congress' keystone cops leaving weapons in "problematic places," according to the oversight group’s report.

In January, a member of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's security detail left a Glock in a Capitol Visitor Center bathroom, with the magazine removed but stuffed inside a toilet seat cover holder.

A startling picture shows where the gun was left in plain sight inside the stall.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's security detail were involved in another of the three documented blunders.
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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's security detail were involved in another of the three documented blunders.
The officer in that case was suspended for six days without pay.

Another handgun was found by a janitor in "plain sight" at the Capitol Police headquarters on April 16, according to the website.

The Capitol Police are an independent police force charged with protecting the Capitol and the surrounding neighborhood.

The April incident happened one day after a Florida man landed a gyrocopter on the Capitol lawn — a security breach that has the Capitol Police and Secret Service in hot water.

Two of the incidents were at the U.S. Capitol while a third was at Capitol Police headquarters in April.
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Two of the incidents were at the U.S. Capitol while a third was at Capitol Police headquarters in April.
Gun control groups seized on the new report of gun incidents, arguing it’s part of a worrying trend of careless adults leaving unsecured guns where children find them.

"It's a problem we see in headlines across the country when a child unintentionally shoots themselves, a sibling or a playmate," said Erika Soto Lamb, a spokeswoman for Everytown USA, a gun control group funded by former Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

In the incident in Boehner's suite, a child aged 7 or 8 was visiting the building when he discovered the Glock, which has no safety and will fire if the trigger is pulled. A member of the security detail for Boehner, an Ohio Republican, had left the loaded gun behind, Roll Call said.

"The Department takes very seriously all breaches of Department rules and has established policies that address such matters," Lt. Kimberly Schneider, a Capitol Police spokeswoman, said in a statement.

In all three instances, members of law enforcement left behind Glock pistols.
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In all three instances, members of law enforcement left behind Glock pistols.
Schneider said that while the department does not discuss internal personnel matters, termination of employment is among potential penalties.

Boehner's office referred questions to the Capitol Police.

The March and April incidents remain under investigation and punishment has yet to be meted out, according to Roll Call.

Dan Friedman is reporting from Washington.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
someone is gonna get fired for making GBS threads on boners suite

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Get your poo poo together whip jesus

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

The fact the mag was pulled somehow makes this even worse. Someone we trust to protect a senator literally thought this was a good idea. Double loving lol if there was a round still in the chamber.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



We already talked about this poo poo a month ago. What's old is new.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Why are you applying pain to a handcuffed subject? That's one of the few ways Americops get punished / suspended / paid vacation.

Spitting, kicking, biting, headbutting, taking Her Majesties name in vain. We don't usually carry leg restraints (and the velcro ones we do have are utter poo poo) so even a suspect in a rear stack can cause a fair amount of grief. I'm not advocating hurting suspects for the sake of it, no matter how much of a shitbag they are but a bit of joint pressure/ nerve pressure compliance is better than me kicking their legs to pieces.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Who would win in a fight, Prince William or Prince Harry?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Branis posted:

Who would win in a fight, Prince William or Prince Harry?

Princess Kate

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
When Willy ascends the throne does she become queen as well then? Hows all this poo poo work? Also how is Elizabeth still alive, shes like 90 years old and moves faster than my grandma. Does she eat the souls of irish babies? Is that how the troubles started?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Have you seen The Strain? Queen Elizabeth is the nazi dude. Just harvesting souls for her immortality.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Branis posted:

Who would win in a fight, Prince William or Prince Harry?

Harry, he's a proper man, William comes across as a bit of a patsy. Harry has been slotting mudmen in Afghanistan for the last 10 years while William has been opening tranny rehabilitation units and flying helicopters (with trannies) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...art-family.html Harry is also a firecrotch and thus slightly mental.



Branis posted:

When Willy ascends the throne does she become queen as well then? Hows all this poo poo work? Also how is Elizabeth still alive, shes like 90 years old and moves faster than my grandma. Does she eat the souls of irish babies? Is that how the troubles started?

She becomes Princess consort which is just a ceremonial title that can't be inherited although her oldest son George will (probably) inherit the throne. Elizabeth is a decent head of state and by most peoples measure a respectable person who doesn't over-step the line between ceremony and politics. I get that a lot of people are unhappy that our head of state isn't elected, but I'd wager that her approval ratings are higher than almost any democratically elected head of state.

Charles is a different kettle of fish though....

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Wait what? So when big willy style becomes king, Kate doesn't become queen? How the gently caress does that work.

Btw I get all of my info about royalty from game of thrones.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Well, Charles becomes King first so his wife Camilla is first up to the block. Technically she can become Queen (although all the Daily Mail readers would go mental because 'Diana') but the powers that be have announced that from now on the spouse of the Regent is styled as consort and not queen/king.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Lets be realistic here, charles is a bitch and he'll never be king. I'd take Queen Elizabeth over any elected republican any day. Bernie Sanders/Queen Elizabeth 2016. What kind of poo poo changes when you have a King instead of a Queen? Like do you gotta put a new picture on all your money and change the posters over your bed or what.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Not much changes, the anthem changes, some regiments have new ceremonial heads. We get a whacking great coronation and a day off work (and a state funeral for the first time since Churchill) and a few bits like that but people worry that Charles will try and influence politics like he has already.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Lol if you think Elizabeth will die before Charles.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Lol if you think Elizabeth will die before Charles.

I loving hope you are right. I can't stand the bloke.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
The Tudors has taught me this whole conversation is treason, and Henry will be ordering you be taken to The Tower any moment.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Harry will smother Charles in his sleep.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

Harry will smother Charles in his sleep.

If we're lucky.

Our province will apparently have to change all of our titles and signs and poo poo for the Court Of Queens Bench to Court Of Kings Bench and freemen will have a loving orgasm because the style of crowns will be wrong on our letterhead for months until we unfuck it

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
how about you weirdos just tell the british to gently caress off already?

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how about you weirdos just tell the british to gently caress off already?

We did that in 1812 or was it 1776 I don't rememver

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cop gay. So What posted:

We did that in 1812 or was it 1776 I don't rememver

no duh idiot im talking to our socialist neighbor

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

no duh idiot im talking to our socialist neighbor

Clinging to them is the only thing that distinguishes us from you turds anymore

Oh, and our standard of living :v:

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how about you weirdos just tell the british to gently caress off already?

Are you telling me that Richard Nixon, Barack HUSSEIN Obummer or George Bush Jr have given you a more respectable head of state?

You fucks should have remained crown subjects and kept what little dignity you had before a bunch of tax evaders threw our Chai in to Boston harbour.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Are you telling me that Richard Nixon, Barack HUSSEIN Obummer or George Bush Jr have given you a more respectable head of state?

You fucks should have remained crown subjects and kept what little dignity you had before a bunch of tax evaders threw our Chai in to Boston harbour.

You idiots lost the war and we're the ones with no dignity?

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Not easy to win a war against an armed and dedicated insurgent group half a planet away.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Are you telling me that Richard Nixon, Barack HUSSEIN Obummer or George Bush Jr have given you a more respectable head of state?

You fucks should have remained crown subjects and kept what little dignity you had before a bunch of tax evaders threw our Chai in to Boston harbour.

in America we have a bunch of inbreds supported by welfare that live in the south and mostly stay out of politics.

You guys have one family of inbreds supported by welfare that live in a palace and mostly stay out of politics. Good system there.

beanieson fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Jun 23, 2015

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
SO.

How loving annoying is it when you're cruising with the flow of traffic, everyone's doing 5-10MPH over the limit but it's all cool right? Then every driver you get behind starts noticing you're a cop and immediately does like 5 under the speed limit like an old granny. Like they could stop you from finding an excuse to pull them over if you really wanted to.

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

This day shift rotation I have been purposely driving 10 to sometimes 20 under the limit just to see how many cars I can get behind me that won't pass me.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Whale Cancer posted:

This day shift rotation I have been purposely driving 10 to sometimes 20 under the limit just to see how many cars I can get behind me that won't pass me.

Then when someone rear ends you because of that... Who's fault will it be?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Skoll posted:

Then when someone rear ends you because of that... Who's fault will it be?

Obama's

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Skoll posted:

Then when someone rear ends you because of that... Who's fault will it be?

No minimum speed limit? If so, the driver who was following too close. Unless it's the left lane on a highway and you failed to yield to faster traffic.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Whale Cancer posted:

This day shift rotation I have been purposely driving 10 to sometimes 20 under the limit just to see how many cars I can get behind me that won't pass me.

im the guy blowing past you doing 8 over the limit

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im the guy blowing past you doing 8 over the limit

Would.

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im the guy blowing past you doing 18 over the limit

Tyro fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jun 23, 2015

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Skoll posted:

Not easy to win a war against an armed and dedicated insurgent group half a planet away.

:v:

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