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GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Digital_Jesus posted:

I bought a new accessory for my butt. It makes my butt go fast.

That's the most perfect description of a motorcycle I've ever heard

Priapus Unbound posted:

A student took this during a combustion demo (I'm a science teacher). The demo is called the methane mamba, it's really fun to do and has the added benefit of being flashy while also being quite safe, with the proper precautions!

You're the reason kids get excited about science.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 01:15

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# ? May 13, 2024 05:55

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Yeah I would have paid way more attention in high school science classes with Priapus as a teacher.

Then again my bio teacher did let us watch The Thing in class, that was pretty sweet.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 01:24

casual poster: Jun 29, 2009; So casual.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah I would have paid way more attention in high school science classes with Priapus as a teacher.

Then again my bio teacher did let us watch The Thing in class, that was pretty sweet.

Did they show the scene where the group is poking around at the (dead) monster, one of the scientists pokes the monster with his pen than sticks the pen in his mouth in the next scene? ( I remember someone, awhile ago, posted they saw this in science class and their teacher said "Do not do this!")

# ? Jun 18, 2015 02:40

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

casual poster posted:

one of the scientists pokes the monster with his pen than sticks the pen in his mouth in the next scene

Honestly I barely recall the movie* but this scene existing is pretty funny.

_{*on account of not paying attention in my science classes I guess}

# ? Jun 18, 2015 03:55

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

casual poster posted:

Did they show the scene where the group is poking around at the (dead) monster, one of the scientists pokes the monster with his pen than sticks the pen in his mouth in the next scene? ( I remember someone, awhile ago, posted they saw this in science class and their teacher said "Do not do this!")

I feel obliged to link something I was shown on these very forums, whenever The Thing comes up ; http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
A different set of perspectives.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 03:55

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I'd go out of spite. Would need a hazmat suit though, you understand.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 05:28

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah I would have paid way more attention in high school science classes with Priapus as a teacher.

One of my science teacher once showed us this experiment (sugar snake):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP6rTJi59NM

Nothing captivates the students as much as a poop dong slowly erecting amidst smoke.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 08:57

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah I would have paid way more attention in high school science classes with Priapus as a teacher.

Then again my bio teacher did let us watch The Thing in class, that was pretty sweet.

If Priapus was your bio teacher and showed you The Thing in class it sounds like more of a matter for law enforcement.

# ? Jun 19, 2015 11:34

Priapus Unbound: Aug 28, 2011

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

One of my science teacher once showed us this experiment (sugar snake):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP6rTJi59NM

Nothing captivates the students as much as a poop dong slowly erecting amidst smoke.

That's a classic! Also a bitch to clean up.

# ? Jun 19, 2015 17:00

Jim the Nickel: Mar 2, 2006; friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me

# ? Jun 19, 2015 23:48

Binge: Feb 23, 2001

On my honeymoon in the Adirondacks!

Yes, I'm wearing sunglasses over my glasses.

Deal with it.

# ? Jun 21, 2015 17:41

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Diggin' up oldish pictures.
White Salmon river rafting for my friends bachelor party. Very fun. Fell out of the boat once and nearly split my head open. Would raft again.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 06:11

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Me, irl.

http://i.imgur.com/J13Fqg1.jpg nws

# ? Jun 22, 2015 16:48

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

4th of July is coming. Gotta get ready

# ? Jun 22, 2015 20:14

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jim the Nickel posted:

You look like a very nice & friendly person :3:

SaltLick posted:

4th of July is coming. Gotta get ready

And your sunglasses are fantastic. I want a pair.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 20:43

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

SaltLick posted:

4th of July is coming. Gotta get ready

Do you...

Do you have pants on?

I mean, pants ARE unamerican and all, but...

# ? Jun 22, 2015 20:57

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

american flag track shorts, back to back world war champs tank top, american flag aviators and I had a flag bandana as well

# ? Jun 22, 2015 21:42

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

SaltLick posted:

4th of July is coming. Gotta get ready

You look like one of my bros, that I know.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 07:38

belt: May 12, 2001; by Nyc_Tattoo

SaltLick posted:

4th of July is coming. Gotta get ready

Flag shorts are a violation of the flag code. A shameful patriot.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 07:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RFC2324 posted:

Do you...

Do you have pants on?

I mean, pants ARE unamerican and all, but...

Pants are for the weak.

I made some 500 million year old friends today.

That was their house.

We hiked up about 2700' to get to the fossil bed, the peak on the right is another 3800' above us. Hell of a day!

# ? Jun 23, 2015 08:55

Deathslushie: Dec 19, 2006; Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?

I went and got married this weekend. I am now Mrs. Holy_Zarquon.

(Apologies for the quality. It's cropped from a proof from my photographer.)

Also a really cool picture of me with my dad.

Weddings are serious business.

Deathslushie has a new favorite as of 12:01 on Jun 23, 2015

# ? Jun 23, 2015 11:54

Kidney Stone: Dec 28, 2008; The worst pain ever!

Deathslushie posted:

I went and got married this weekend. I am now Mrs. Holy_Zarquon.

(Apologies for the quality. It's cropped from a proof from my photographer.)

Also a really cool picture of me with my dad.

Weddings are serious business.

Yay! Congratulations

You look good, and always brigthen up my day on snapchat!

20150316_144611 by vexborg, on Flickr

# ? Jun 23, 2015 12:20

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

Deathslushie posted:

Also a really cool picture of me with my dad.

Your dad has beautiful hair

# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:02

Rickycat: Nov 26, 2007; by Lowtax

Minimalist Program posted:

Your dad has beautiful hair

Your posts have beautiful prose.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:05

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Hair was getting a bit long and since temperatures have been going up I got a summer cut.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:17

dreesemonkey: May 14, 2008; Pillbug

Are you that guy IRL because I think I insulted you on twitter once.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:26

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

dreesemonkey posted:

Are you that guy IRL because I think I insulted you on twitter once.

Oh yeah that was rude

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:28

dreesemonkey: May 14, 2008; Pillbug

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh yeah that was rude

Not as rude as talking over the host of the show :colbert:

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:30

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

18th birthday! :toot:

I also tried to take a picture with my dog to celebrate, with mixed results.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 22:40

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Priapus Unbound posted:

Apparently Beaver Dick was a trapper, but I don't believe it.

Fixed.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:12

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

symbolic posted:

18th birthday!

I also tried to take a picture with my dog to celebrate, with mixed results.

your eyes, and especially hair, are beautiful to me.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:33

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

Thats some luxurious hair for sure, Minimalist Program

# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:06

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Deathslushie posted:

I went and got married this weekend. I am now Mrs. Holy_Zarquon.

(Apologies for the quality. It's cropped from a proof from my photographer.)

Also a really cool picture of me with my dad.

Weddings are serious business.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Got engaged to this beauty on Sunday at the beach.

Then proceeded to eat my own weight in oysters to celebrate.

Congratulations.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:51

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

symbolic posted:

18th birthday!

I also tried to take a picture with my dog to celebrate, with mixed results.

You'd look better with a hair cut. Just my o. Cute dog.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:24

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Minimalist Program posted:

your eyes, and especially hair, are beautiful to me.

Never had my eyes complimented before. Thanks!

Darth123123 posted:

You'd look better with a hair cut. Just my o. Cute dog.

Definitely not. I had short hair up until I was almost 16 and hated it. I might post my Freshman class photo if I find it. Might have throw it away at some point for good reason.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:28