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larder posse representin
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:44 |
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anxious for the gang tag
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Nooner posted:when you cosplay fighty-knights are you pretending to be an Italian knight? If not i believe your inquiry into how to better cook pasta sauces and dishes is reaching into the "realm" (just a little medieval humor for ya) of cultural appropriation. Maybe you would be better "suited"(
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wow
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open the jar my lord and you will be graced with the finest sauce in all the seven kingdoms.
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op had to tearfully explain to his wife they'd be kicked out of SCA if they didn't respect prima nocte
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only the king's sauce can gain favor with the red god.
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throw all the liquor, clove, nutmeg, alum and pickling spice and vanilla beans in it... best pasta sauce ever
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i like nerds like the OP because they are so instantaneously offended by the idea of a post implying they spent money on steam games that they launch into an explanation about what their hobby actually is. he even then detailed his role not as a knight in shining armor but as the cook that fucks up the meals, burns the soup (literally) and then charges people for garbage food and STILL cant make ends meet at the end of the month because he spends too much money on his lovely half-plastic armor you are a collection of oddities OP, but if you come back please explain what a lowly blacksmith/chef specced toon needs with all that armor? why would you ever buy an expensive helmet or even consider it as a future possibility if you arent a fighty man? cooks and smiths back then didnt spent all their income on armor they would never use in battle so you are doing a pretty lovely job roleplaying your peasant did you meet your wife at sca? im guessing yes and im guessing yall both fat
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try adding some chipotle peppers for a spicy latin kick, your grace.
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also have more than 2 types of salt means you're a loving idiot of the worst sort
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Tom Gorman posted:best thread
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yeah this is one of the funniest threads on SA. its rare to see an OP unironically self own on this site anymore m'larder
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:also have more than 2 types of salt means you're a loving idiot of the worst sort gently caress you i keep iodized salt and sea salt and garlic salt in my
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op would pimp out his wife for a jar of ragu before he'd consider selling his gay wizard couldron
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when i roleplay, my preferred character is a hunched over innskeep suffering from gout and a fragment from an elvish arrow embedded inches away from my spinal cord in a time before invasive surgery
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i thought all the blacksmiths starved to death a long time ago ![]()
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:gently caress you i keep iodized salt and sea salt and garlic salt in my garlic salt doesn't count bitch i mean pink salt black salt etc
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jarofpiss posted:i thought all the blacksmiths starved to death a long time ago this one is on his way to that end
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Kasan posted:The context of my original post is a rarity, not the norm. The last time I had a bare pantry was when I moved away from home for the first time in the 90s and I still hadn't grasped that my parents house wasn't a substitute for actual grocery shopping, or learning to cook or thrive. I've restocked my larder with non-perishables, bought some delicious local produce and poultry and lamb and beefs and restocked my freezer for the month. this is exactly how i imagine frodo felt leaving the shire
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I had to look up larder, and passes iOS spell check
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i bet ops girlfriend is a real larder. mlardy
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mods please rename this thread "Pasta Sauce - A wizard's scroll required"
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op and his wife: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wATq0X-9I
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*OP pulls old bearded hobo into his m'larder* Hail mage! Prithee can thee create mi' fatwife a hunger potion from these mystical herbs from the eastern lands?
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op do you go to the farmers market dressed up in your poo poo costumes
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Lol this rules
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Business Gorillas posted:when i roleplay, my preferred character is a hunched over innskeep suffering from gout and a fragment from an elvish arrow embedded inches away from my spinal cord in a time before invasive surgery this would actually be pretty funny if he had like a crippling medieval-pain-pill addiction so he like constantly goes to the apothecary to get a tincture of ground rat butthole + dried & powdered urine
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plehsistential posted:op do you go to the farmers market dressed up in your poo poo costumes You know that he does, and then pisses off all the vendors "Good marrow gentlesire pray tell silver necessary for 2 pecks of your finest grain, it is time to stock the larder"
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:garlic salt doesn't count bitch i mean pink salt black salt etc What about Hot salt and Seasoned salt? We still cool?
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neat thread. thanks for sharing your weird on the internet, op
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Dirty Sanchez posted:What about Hot salt and Seasoned salt? We still cool? yes.
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nobody needs 5 types of salt imo
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Darth123123 posted:I had to look up larder, and passes iOS spell check im not sure this is something you should admit.
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opus111 posted:im not sure this is something you should admit. lol nobody has larders anymore and nobody uses that word to describe their pantry
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if you dont have knowledge of anything previous to the year you were born then you are nothing but epic fail.
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opus111 posted:if you dont have knowledge of anything previous to the year you were born then you are nothing but epic fail. conversely, you just used the term epic fail so i think that says more than enough about the validity of your opinions
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just chiming in that you can eat pasta raw if you're patient enough
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Mozi posted:just chiming in that you can eat pasta raw if you're patient enough i used to do this with ramen tbh. crush it up and eat it out of the lil bag, then chug some water
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Fetus Tree posted:i used to do this with ramen tbh. crush it up and eat it out of the lil bag, then chug some water Some ramen packs are fried so you can do just that.
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