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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtdnbiO_sK8

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJAlIHsXcLY

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7wpzKvNhfA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTRcZwPbhUc

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
:boom:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Shame Toenail-Fister didnt take Monsanto for their user name.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZL0lxVqf9U

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Guitar guy from Mad Max: Most metal thing, or simply very metal?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
time 2 make u think

Maybe instead of removing the Confederate flag from retail outlets, we should ban the sale of American flags so people will stop burning, and stomping on them.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Nope, gently caress traitors, sell only American flags. Want a flag for another country? Buy that poo poo online or overseas, candyass.

That's my America.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

Guitar guy from Mad Max: Most metal thing, or simply very metal?

Very metal, but not most metal. The most metal thing would at least have to involve the Ragnarok.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hitchcock appreciated a strong butt game back in the day.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

holocaust bloopers posted:

Hitchcock appreciated a strong butt game back in the day.


Rear Window indeed.

Miss Torso can get it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Hitchcock appreciated a strong butt game back in the day.


Dude was notoriously into the ladies.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPoxt-tcFqA

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Victor Vermis posted:

Rear Window indeed.

Miss Torso can get it.

Grace Kelly wasn't bad either.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyQ0XaUOgU4

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Lol at 1:55

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-823SjzMST0

allagh

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if ISIL knows that they're a meme.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Garages should count as dadchat, right?

These are kinda :nms: so "enjoy."



The markings came out really clear in that picture.



Batman's giant penny from the old Batcave for scale.

It's now a disgusting green smear in the driveway that can be seen from space.

Edit: The zoom kind of hosed up the scale. That spider was probably about twice the size of the penny.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Purge the xeno with fire

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Pro dad move right here, I just bought a minivan disguised as an SUV

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
my buddy managed to put his hand in a miter saw last night. pics are pretty gnarly

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lets see em

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

my buddy managed to put his hand in a miter saw last night. pics are pretty gnarly

Post pics tia.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
not really my place to be posting his pics to the wild sorry

but ill ask him if its ok for you gore hounds

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What is he some hand model for Sears or something and I can dial in his identity based on a tiny birthmark on the stump he used to call a hand?

:justpost:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
ok i asked him and he gave his blessing. not super bad but his extensor tendon of the middle finger is completely destroyed and will need a cadaver donor if he ever wants to flip people the bird anymore. unfortunately for him he is between jobs right now and is uninsured. hes gonna apply for medicaid but if he doesnt get it hes kinda hosed

:nms: if youre squeamish

http://i.imgur.com/mF8bRtW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NupyU0g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/igxLzCA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dN5EA01.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DZutZBm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gEyepot.jpg

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


:barf:

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Yeah that's pretty gnarly, my friend had a similar injury after an unfortunate incident with a katana in the woods, got his middle three fingers and cut 6 tendons. Didn't straight up destroy any of them, the sawbones were able to reattach them but his range of motion and flexibility is fuuuucked. Also happened when he was unemployed and uninsured.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
My grandfather was missing his middle finger from taking shrapnel in Germany. He was an awesome, tough, ornery old bastard who raised me on his cattle ranch, taught me how to shoot, drive & ride horses.

What I'm saying is that your friend should just get it amputated like a real man, who needs a weakened appendage getting in the way of things?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
My uncle lost I think three fingers on one hand in a high school shop class accident. Went on to be a successful carpenter.

I went to hs with a guy that had a brand new del Sol that he bought with settlement money from losing a couple fingers in shop. He was really good at jrotc rifle spinning stuff somehow.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
just fukkin lol

http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/heres-what-victorias-secret-swimsuits-look-like-on-real-wome#.kljz0aL4n

sorry for the buzzfeed link but check out them gifs

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
hes in good spirits considering and he seemed ok when i stopped by his place today to check on him. all they gave him was some percosets for the pain which is pretty :stare: like thats it?

im a good friend tho, i christened him knuckles and i sent this pic of my dinner as my reply to his last nite

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



That's not that bad. The tendon damage is going to be a motherfucker to fix though.

Wish I had pics from when my dad high fived a running table saw.

Or when my grandfather did the same thing. Or the time he did it again.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
What does it look like now all sown up and poo poo or did they amputate and feed it to a dogge because obama

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Reign Of Pain posted:

What does it look like now all sown up and poo poo or did they amputate and feed it to a dogge because obama

dunno his hand was bandaged up real heavy. i guess they want the swelling to go down before they do anything else

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I would make sex on all these women

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Arrath posted:

Yeah that's pretty gnarly, my friend had a similar injury after an unfortunate incident with a katana in the woods, got his middle three fingers and cut 6 tendons. Didn't straight up destroy any of them, the sawbones were able to reattach them but his range of motion and flexibility is fuuuucked. Also happened when he was unemployed and uninsured.

Gonna say he probably deserved it.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hes in good spirits considering and he seemed ok when i stopped by his place today to check on him. all they gave him was some percosets for the pain which is pretty :stare: like thats it?

im a good friend tho, i christened him knuckles and i sent this pic of my dinner as my reply to his last nite



Good because if he tried to take my name I'd be PISSED

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