Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

WHY DO I EVEN SUBSCRIBE?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

We're... not getting the submarine? :ohdear:

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer
Some in this thread have as much an understanding of how a marriage works as Onstad did.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

gently caress the cookbook where's the rest of my dark horse hardbacks, have they been recycled into soda labels yet

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



grilldos posted:

Some in this thread have as much an understanding of how a marriage works as Onstad did.

Goddamn.
:boom:

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Oh my god... the least perfect thread ever!

(Your head asplode)

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

grilldos posted:

Some in this thread have as much an understanding of how a marriage works as Onstad did.

lol

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Jesus Christ it's been 5 years since the dismal Nice Pete rape van story. This corpse has been dragged on enough. Let's end the thread with the comic Achewood should have ended on.


zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Another way to end Achewood, in honor of the upcoming presidential election

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

FactsAreUseless posted:

Literally all you post in this thread is about your weird creepy obsession with how much you hate Chris Onstad. You think he committed grand larceny? Okay. Put your money where you mouth is. There's precedent. An Oregon man named Erik Chevalier is currently being investigated by the Federal Trade Commission. Onstad is also from Oregon.

You can submit a complaint to the FTC here.

In neighboring Washington state, the Attorney General filed a consumer protection lawsuit against a Nashville man. So you could contact Oregon's Attorney General: here's their contact page. You could also send a letter to the Oregon AG at

Oregon Department of Justice
1162 Court Street NE
Salem, OR 97301-4096

Or you could call the Attorney General's Consumer Hotline at between the hours of 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at 877-877-9392, or email them at help@oregonconsumer.gov.

But be warned. The Oregon Attorney General declined to press fraud charges against Edward Polchlepek and his company Altius Management over their failed Kickstarter.

And you also have the option of filing a consumer class action lawsuit, which you can find more information about here.

Then you have a couple options:

1. You can see that Chris Onstad is sued by the state or prosecuted in criminal court. Then, justice done, you can shut up forever because you suck.

2. You can file a class-action lawsuit. Then, justice done, you can shut up forever because you suck.

3. You can choose not to pursue the case, and shut up forever because you suck.

I wish you luck in righting the wrong that has been done here.

lmao at dis

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Life ees cruel.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

so was the second cookbook like just meant to be reader submissions or something

http://www.achewood.com/cookbook2_contest.php

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Maybe Onstad can make enough from his craft soda thing, to pay back all the pre-orders.

He is doing all this for you

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

RZApublican posted:

Another way to end Achewood, in honor of the upcoming presidential election



This country needs a man with a granite sack and legs of log... a man that slaps people who are talking. Ray Smuckles is that man, and that is still one of my favourite Achewoods ever.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Dacap posted:

Jesus Christ it's been 5 years since the dismal Nice Pete rape van story. This corpse has been dragged on enough. Let's end the thread with the comic Achewood should have ended on.




Chris Onstad couldn't cook the pork chops right any more.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so was the second cookbook like just meant to be reader submissions or something

http://www.achewood.com/cookbook2_contest.php

it turns out it was our fault the cookbook didn't come out after all

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Achewood was good, until it wasn't. Imho

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost

Anaranjado posted:

Achewood was good, until it wasn't. Imho

Agreed.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

OH DR. KISSES I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

http://gizmodo.com/sonys-robotic-dogs-are-dying-a-slow-and-heartbreaking-d-1712160637

:smith:

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
Man that is kind of loving grim.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



We live in the future and the future is heartbreaking.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


#savetheaibos

But, man, do not watch that video. It's absurdly depressing how people are attached to their ancient robodogs.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
You diss my dog, you fluff my hog.

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Hey, Garfield...you cold have a peter in your mouth.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Silhouette posted:

Hey, Garfield...you cold have a peter in your mouth.

The second Achewood cookbook was actually going to be a parody of celebrity cookbooks, with recipes from in-universe characters (and an introduction by J. Vincent J. Lemoni), and Garfield's Cold Peter was going to be one of them.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

I want to be sad, and it's interesting, but then I remind myself that that old couple has SIXTY GRAND, at least, worth of robot dogs. Or like 85k in today's money.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

The second Achewood cookbook was actually going to be a parody of celebrity cookbooks, with recipes from in-universe characters (and an introduction by J. Vincent J. Lemoni), and Garfield's Cold Peter was going to be one of them.

a single vienna sausage, wrapped in a cooked lasagna noodle, chilled.

the numa numa song
Oct 3, 2006

Even though
I'm better than you
I am not

Sigma-X posted:

a single vienna sausage, wrapped in a cooked lasagna noodle, chilled.

Served best on Mondays.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
With today's announcements, I feel that the world is about to learn just how gay things can get.

Py-O-My
Jan 12, 2001

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
oh my god i cant buy a sandwich from someone whose given me oral

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


lol

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Oh, you saw the news too?


(I love that panel.)

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

BURRITOLINGUS. NOUN. MEANS, EATING A BURRITO WITH THE MOUTH.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
There's a new strip.

It's so nice to have achewood back :)

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Teodor truly is the Metatron of Acheism.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Anaranjado posted:

There's a new strip.

It's so nice to have achewood back :)

Fastest erect to flacid on record.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Nice Pete "summons the Google computer":

Hello Google
Please read my words Google
Computer Computer Google
Who invented you Google
You beautiful thing

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Pastry of the Year posted:

Nice Pete "summons the Google computer":

Hello Google
Please read my words Google
Computer Computer Google
Who invented you Google
You beautiful thing

He accidentally turns on Cortana
Bad road ahead

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply