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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Scratch Monkey posted:


THANK YOU FUR YOUR SERVICE

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


lol

terrez
Mar 20, 2012

well ok

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rWTqsJCbY

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


I need to rob banks in that country.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I was going to say something along the lines of "yadda yadda fat yadda yadda range time yadda yadda training budget," but then I remembered which country I live in.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I need to rob banks in that country.

Having seen other videos of police shooting the unholy gently caress out of people there, I don't think it's a good idea.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ded posted:

Having seen other videos of police shooting the unholy gently caress out of people there, I don't think it's a good idea.

This.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


ded posted:

Having seen other videos of police shooting the unholy gently caress out of people there, I don't think it's a good idea.

"Hey they're robbing that pizza joint! There are still civilians inside though, what should we do, wait for them to come out?"
"Nah, light 'em the gently caress up." :clint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTQxB7HHWA

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Uh....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skomhYqOqjM

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
For reals if you wanna watch a great Brazilian movie Cidade de Deus is loving excellent.

Or if you got some honky version it could be called City of God.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

It's pretty likely that committing any kind of violent crime in Central and South America will result in immediate ventilation. Car theft, in particular, is considered a much more heinous and violent crime than it is in the US and guys speeding away in stolen cars tend to just get shot.

There's a video I found a while back of two guys in South America robbing a store at gunpoint. Two or three cops showed up and didn't even bother demanding a surrender. They just shot both through the windows.

Edit: Hey, that's the pizza place video that got posted while I was typing!

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 24, 2015

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
So what everyone is saying is....It's like Dredd in real life?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Handsome Ralph posted:

"Hey they're robbing that pizza joint! There are still civilians inside though, what should we do, wait for them to come out?"
"Nah, light 'em the gently caress up." :clint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTQxB7HHWA

That's what you get for robbing a place in flip flops.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mike-o posted:

So what everyone is saying is....It's like Dredd in real life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzN_tcK0NzI

You only need to watch the first 1:30 or so.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

ded posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzN_tcK0NzI

You only need to watch the first 1:30 or so.

I can see how, as a policy, this could cause a lot of trouble..


But it is super gratifying.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

They really loving hate car thieves in south america http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1422932450 :nws:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Instant justice. I dig it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Handsome Ralph posted:

"Hey they're robbing that pizza joint! There are still civilians inside though, what should we do, wait for them to come out?"
"Nah, light 'em the gently caress up." :clint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTQxB7HHWA

:stare:

Jesus Christ. That dude got loving lit up, then they finished him with a gut shot from 5 feet away.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



Like he's playing loving call of duty. Spray bullets everywhere, in the street, into roofs, a whole burst into the wall of that apartment building, whatever.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

http://youtubedoubler.com/fQrv

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Handsome Ralph posted:

"Hey they're robbing that pizza joint! There are still civilians inside though, what should we do, wait for them to come out?"
"Nah, light 'em the gently caress up." :clint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTQxB7HHWA

:stare: Jesus Christ, I just watched two men die.

warcake
Apr 10, 2010
uhhh :stare:

https://vimeo.com/131462825

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:worship:

terrez
Mar 20, 2012

jeez

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Lmbo at PTSD man.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

The funnier mashup would be this video with Weird Al's "Trigger Happy" over it.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Bolow posted:

They really loving hate car thieves in south america http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1422932450 :nws:

he's a squirter

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Godholio posted:

:stare:

Jesus Christ. That dude got loving lit up, then they finished him with a gut shot from 5 feet away.

I'm the obviously paralysed guy with noodly legs.


I'm the obviously paralysed guy with noodly legs

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Bolow posted:

They really loving hate car thieves in south america http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1422932450 :nws:

I'm just impressed the cop ran a 50 yd dash, then domed the driver from several car lengths.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Spoiler that poo poo.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

God this guy is smug as gently caress.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ogrel72 posted:

God this guy is smug as gently caress.

If you have a twitch.tv channel, there's a 99% chance your parents should have drowned you at birth

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008

Hair aerodynamic as gently caress.

E: gently caress fixing it, this app sucks

AllDogsGoodDogs fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Jun 26, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

JSARSOM posted:


Hair aerodynamic as gently caress.

E: gently caress fixing it, this app sucks

KJU is actually Best Korea's first aircraft carrier. His hair is the flight deck.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bolow posted:

They really loving hate car thieves in south america http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1422932450 :nws:

Jesus. That guy sprints 50 yards, and then gets a headshot on a guy driving away from him at a pretty decent range? I wish all cops could shoot that well. I wish I could shoot that well

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.







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Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
O gently caress it's my lovely car

Clever girl though

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