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York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

We just moved here from SAS. My dad owns a home quoting company. He came to TVIV because of its high quote thread rate and lackluster moderator force. All my friends are back in SAS and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.

Oh yeah well, my dad's a pretty big poster down at the quote factory

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


TMMadman posted:

We just moved here from SAS. My dad owns a home quoting company. He came to TVIV because of its high quote thread rate and lackluster moderator force. All my friends are back in SAS and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


York_M_Chan posted:

Oh yeah well, my dad's a pretty big poster down at the quote factory

I know! I'll just do like York_M_Chan and escape into fantasy.

daydream posted:

Thread, instead of going to the quote factory today, we'll be going to the...... quote factory!

drat forums! You've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to.... to, um.... uhhhh....

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

We just moved here from SAS. My dad owns a home quoting company. He came to TVIV because of its high quote thread rate and lackluster moderator force. All my friends are back in SAS and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.

Well, TMMadman and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about quoting. So we found the thread with the lowest poster turnout in America.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Deviant posted:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Were you saying "boo" or "Boo-Urns"?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
All in favor of the amended TVIV-slash-DPPH bill?

Deviant posted:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

:redhammer: Bill defeated!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Technogeek posted:

Young man, you need to do some serious boning!

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


IMJack posted:

All in favor of the amended TVIV-slash-DPPH bill?


:redhammer: Bill defeated!

I've been reduced to using this cheap novelty gavel!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...

FILTHY! :mad:

......but genuinely arousing.....

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

I've been reduced to using this cheap novelty gavel!

THE CLOWN IS DOWN!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

I know! I'll just do like York_M_Chan and escape into fantasy.


drat forums! You've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to.... to, um.... uhhhh....

Par-tee down? :confused:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

We just moved here from SAS. My dad owns a home quoting company. He came to TVIV because of its high quote thread rate and lackluster moderator force. All my friends are back in SAS and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.

♫ Without a moderator somebody, our thread would really sink, ♪

♬ We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink. ♪

♫ We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, ♩

♪ It's not the moderator's fault that the SAS stadium collapsed. ♫

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

♫ Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, ♪

♬ We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink. ♪

♫ We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, ♩

♪ It's not the moderator's fault that the SAS stadium collapsed. ♫

I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy."

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Par-tee down? :confused:

That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

Par-tee down? :confused:

No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

I know! I'll just do like York_M_Chan and escape into fantasy.


drat forums! You've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to.... to, um.... uhhhh....

yak in heat

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!

Everything Counts, never ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

♫ Without a moderator somebody, our thread would really sink, ♪

♬ We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink. ♪

♫ We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, ♩

♪ It's not the moderator's fault that the SAS stadium collapsed. ♫

Vote Skeesix for mod. If you were running, he'd vote for you!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Vote Skeesix for mod. If you were running, he'd vote for you!

Skeesix, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular? :geno:

:sigh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

Vote Skeesix for mod. If you were running, he'd vote for you!

Mod Skeesix, you are well known for your lenient stance on shitposting, but suppose for a second that your thread was ransacked by goons, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's odd, usually the blood gets off on the second floor.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Mod Skeesix, you are well known for your lenient stance on shitposting, but suppose for a second that your thread was ransacked by goons, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....


*Flames added electronically by FYAD news*

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Vote Skeesix for mod. If you were running, he'd vote for you!

[looks at ballot information]

Hmm...I don't agree with his Jerusalem-killing policy, but I do approve of his TMMadman-killing policy.

[votes for Skeesix]

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Skeesix posted:

*Flames added electronically by FYAD news*

You post a very adulterous quote, congressman.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

[looks at ballot information]

Hmm...I don't agree with his Jerusalem-killing policy, but I do approve of his TMMadman-killing policy.

[votes for Skeesix]

But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

PT6A posted:

You post a very adulterous quote, congressman.

Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel' festival. By the way, this young lady is not my wife but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel' festival. By the way, this young lady is not my wife but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.

Woah. For 3 seconds, you were legally the Moderator.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Do over Ham posted:

[looks at ballot information]

Hmm...I don't agree with his Jerusalem-killing policy, but I do approve of his TMMadman-killing policy.

[votes for Skeesix]

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
Well if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish; kidnapping; child abuse...

PT6A posted:

You post a very adulterous quote, congressman.

Not until you're older, son.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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IMJack posted:

Well if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish; kidnapping; child abuse...


Not until you're older, son.

CHILDREN! CHILDREN! FUTURE! FUTURE!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

CHILDREN! CHILDREN! FUTURE! FUTURE!

We both know these children have no future!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

Woah. For 3 seconds, you were legally the Moderator.

I made a mistake and Boardroom Jimmy sent me home to think about what I had done. But I forgot what it was, so I'm watching TV.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Root Bear posted:

I made a mistake and Boardroom Jimmy sent me home to think about what I had done. But I forgot what it was, so I'm watching TV.

Well, Boardroom Jimmy's reign of terror is over. Mr. Jerusalem bought the thread back this morning.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

We both know these children have no future!

:aaa: TMMadman, is this projection accurate?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!

Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night...

Hey! We know how to play softball.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

Hey! We know how to play softball.

Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit you have a problem?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

[looks at ballot information]

Hmm...I don't agree with his Jerusalem-killing policy, but I do approve of his TMMadman-killing policy.

[votes for Skeesix]

He tried to kill me, but booooooy I'm achin for that upper class tax cut.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Hey! We know how to play softball.


Well, IMJack had done it,
The Quote Thread had won it,
With Everything Counts clucking all the while,
CharlieFoxtrot's tragic illness made us smile,
While Root Bear lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.

We're talkin' softball,
From Maine to San Diego,
Talkin' softball,
TMMadman and jscolon2,0,
Jerusalem's grotesquely swollen jaw,
Class3KillStorm and his run-in with the law,
We're talkin' Roark,
York_M_Chan and the Ham.♫

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Everything Counts posted:

No par-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!

drat. And I looked so good on that bike :sigh:.

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